What's the best condiment?

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Mustard.

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Nuclear radiation.

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>>8871213

I came into this thread to post this.

I had this hot ass tabasco sauce once. Just one drop already got my ass burning forgot the name though maybe someone on /ck/ knows. Something hottest sauce or some shit. First time I had it I thought it was regular tabasco sauce so I put a bunch of drops on my food. Shit got me heated.
Mustard is ok too depends on the food.
Had Sriracha since I was a kid I got used to the taste I switched to other sauces kinda like how I got used to soy sauce. Nice to try it once in awhle like other sauces.
Most sauce depends on the food.
Need someone on /ck/ to recommend me new sauces to try.

>>8871209
Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.

>>8871238
>he calls all hot sauce "tabasco sauce"
Are you one of those Southern retards who call all sodas "cokes"?

>>8871246
Are you one of those pleb who calls pops sodas?

is texas pete any good?

>>8871247
They're sodas or soft drinks, although soft drink is more broad, as it can also refer to things like lemonade and iced tea.

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Brown sauce!

>>8871250
It tastes nice, but there's very little heat to it. It's good on cheap pizza.

>>8871251
Soft drink implies carbonation anon.

>>8871263
No it doesn't, it implies non-alcoholic, as in opposed to hard drinks, which are alcoholic.

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Nothing can top

>>8871278
Oh, neat. Wasn't aware of this. Just figured it meant carbonation.
Does this make all non alcoholic beverages soft drinks?

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>>8871221
catsup is the best

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>>8871209

>>8871502
>tfw it makes your eyes water

Sweet Thai Chilli > Sriracha

>>8871278
>water is a soft drink

Please go

mustard. and its good for disinfecting wounds. and americans put it in the fridge! ahahahahahaha, its 3 preservatives in one! it cant go bad! unless its faggoty mustardaise or combined with bull semen, too much sugar, etc. if the only way i could eat mustard was if i had to be a nazi, id be a nazi. just not a very good one (fucking jewish girls and letting them live, etc)

>>8871209
chick-fil-a sauce

>>8871252
No sweet and Vinegarette

>>8873219
>mustard
>too much sugar
>sugar at all
huh?

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'Go 'Za

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Ketchup

>>8873266
this

I do not believe that there is truly a "best condiment."

It all depends on what the condiment is accompanying.

I can't think of one single universal condiment that goes with everything.

>>8874272
>I can't think of one single universal condiment that goes with everything.
That doesn't mean you can't them.

>>8871238
>got my ass burning

Then dont use it as a lube then

Work with me here...
Plain Greek Yogurt.

Assume all veggies are sautéed, finely chopped, chilled and drained
Yogurt is the main ingredient, obviously.

Savory:
1. Lemon pepper, garlic, cucumber, spinach
2. Red pepper flakes, cayenne, bok choy,
3. Asiago peppercorn sauce, kale, zucchini, black pepper

Mid:
1. Avocado, garlic, spinach
2. Mashed taters, salt, pepper, parm
3. Chic pea (hummus texture), green pepper, basil

Sweet:
Basically any fruit plus yogurt
Wheat germ...

Oddball:
1. Avocado yogurt gazpacho
2. Serrano pepper, cayenne, chili flakes death yogurt
3. Ginger, asparagus, cayenne, spinach

G'yeah

>>8871213
This.

>>8874272
Can't think of anything that can't go with Worcestershire
>inb4 retard responses like ice cream

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Beautiful stuff and very versatile

>Bacon sandwiches
>Dim sum
>Mix it with mayo for use on burgers

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>>8871209
>inb4 meme

some asian lady my mam works with makes this kickass asian sauce with peri peri, soy and lemon squeezings(i think)

best thing i ever tasted

>>8871213
What to use mustard on other than sandwich

>>8871263
Fuckin cucks. They're called carbonic acid infused beverages

>>8875827
Hrm, looks interesting. How sweet is it?

>>8873219
What kind of retardation does this faggot have? That was a rollercoaster to read and im left wondering if this whole planet should just die

>>8876300
I'd say it's immediately sweet, somewhere between BBQ and peking, then spicy afterwards on the level on the level of the spicier mustards.

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Sambaal muh niggas.

>>8871209
Whiskey.

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garum

>>8873898
Damnit anon, now I want pizza so fucking bad

The best condiment is honey dijon mustard btw. No other compares, not even regular mustard or ketchup.

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>>8871209
GOAT

>>8871251
>>8871247
>>8871246
>>8871263
>>8871278

Where im from we call all non-alcoholic dranks like pepsi etc "hard liquor" if you mix them with alcohol it becomes a "stiff mother"

We call alcohol such as whisky "spirits" and vodka "hooch".

We also call people like all of your complete faggots.

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Jenkem.

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>>8877880
I came here to say this, thank you sir.

>>8877785
patriarchal taste

>>8871209
Honey