Forbidden food images

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>>8868986

>>8868973
let me guess
>americans

>>8868978
I would fuck with that.

>>8868978
What the fuck am I looking at exactly?

>>8869170

Further research reveals that it's кypицa фapшиpoвaннaя блинaми, chicken stuffed with crepes that are themselves filled with chicken, spices, and apparently also egg.

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>>8869003
male chef, it's an anti-foodporn blog that used to post low quality pictures of bad food

>>8868973
Is that a screenshot from Saya no Uta?

>>8869199
Da fuq?

>>8868974
What

>>8869218
I see no problem here

>>8871286
Yeah it's a perfectly normal pie

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>>8869589
>Asparagus water
>whole foods
the fuck?

>>8871274
you must be new here

welcome to the board!

>>8868986
Italian nuke testing, colorized

>>8869218
Neither forbidden nor out of the ordinary.

>>8869217
Average aussie brekky

>>8871336
what am i looking at?

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>>8871827
Samus, it is the only name you will hear

>>8871860
RAVIOLI RAVIOLI

>>8871827
When /cock/ came around for April Fag's Day some cuck boiled chicken in pure nyquil and ate it and all the /co/tards lost their minds.

>>8869208
After Kramer's single-handedly destroyed his comedy career by uttering racial slurs towards an African American in the audience. His life began to spiral out of control as his mothers failing health and wife leaving put further strain on his sanity. 1 year after the aforementioned episode Kramer was documented by a neighbour staring at a group of watermelons he had been collecting for months. Its said he could by heard muttering "niggers love watermelons, I have watermelons, therefore that must mean niggers will love me now." Ad infinite.
To this day not much is known what's happened to Kramer as he faded into insanity and obscurity

>>8869218
And this is why Chicago pizza is the best pizza

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>>8868973

>>8869218
now that's a 'go 'za

>>8871336
And only $6!

IIRC they pulled it off the shelves soon after its introduction and a spin doctor tried to play it off as part of the same fad that has people buying cups of broth for $5.

>>8869173
No. No. No NONONONONONO

>>8872808
what in the absolute fuck am I looking at right here

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>>8872808
what the FUCK

>>8871700
Underrated

>>8869173
Why WHY

>>8871700

hahaha

>>8869173

you fucker

>>8872598
I'll be nice and give you a 2/10

>>8872808
That pink shit looks like pork skin i dunno about the other

>>8874193
You give it to a dog, it isn't human food.

>>8874250
I read your post as:
>Give into the dog, it isn't human.

>>8872808
That looks like a fucking teratoma

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>>8871336

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>>8874295

>>8869173
Eat it, post results!

Love me some turkey neck on Thanksgiving

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>>8874297
>filename
wow

>>8874647
why is the rock bleeding

>>8874668
bleeding rock is an attraction in Bleeding Rock, South Dakota.

>>8874668
it's an animal

>>8874668
it's clearly a bloodstone

>>8874677
Huh, reverse image search seems to corroborate this. Pyura Chilenisis, found in Chile and it's local delicacy.

>>8874308
Honestly, I've had worse food on an airplane

>>8869173

What IS that thing (the food not hte spidey)

>>8871710

Hawaii pizza is the best kind of pizza though

>>8868974
This looks like it could be good

>>8874920

That looks pretty good actually, just needs some mustard

>>8874933
>>8874933

What you got against mustard?
It's godly on almost everything

>>8871328
did that pizza try to hang itself?

>>8874942
thats
cheese

>>8874885
It's the inside of an Oreo (or an Oreo clone).

>>8874885
An oreo

>>8874960
>>8874961

Oh my god how is that even possible

>>8869199
what exactly is going on here

>>8874890

But Hawaii pizza truly is the best, you can't argue with that

>>8874710
>found in Chile and it's local delicacy.
lol no. its piure, poor peoples food when they go camping in the beach. normal people dont eat nor buy that trash.

>>8869218
Disgusting.

>>8874295
I stopped viewing when I read the post from the regular here who constantly and consistently uses too many quotation marks as his own brand of "covert" tripfagging.

>>8868973
These pictures get posted here and they are literally from a reddit meet up

Fuck off with these "lol weird looking Thanksgiving food!" threads

>>8874968
when they're making the oreo in the factory, a spider was probably standing on the cream part when they put the second half of the cookie on it by way of machine.

>>8874647
That filename.

>>8874899
want to fug

>>8874250
It's unwashed cow stomachs. They bleach tripe and it looks "edible"

>>8874899
>"OH THIS EPISODE OF COOKING WITH JAKE, WE'RE GOING TO BROIL A MINDFLAYER HEAD.
>"JUST SET YOUR OVEN TO BAKE AT 750 DEGREES AND LET IT SIMMER FOR 12 MINUTES"
>"NOW DRIZZLE ON OUR COOLWHIP AND CREAM CHEESE MAYO SAUCE THAT WE MADE AND THAT YOU CAN BUY FROM MY WEBSITE"

>>8869170

Sick gainz

>>8872808
YOU PUT THIS SHIT IN FRONT OF ME AND I'LL TELL YOU TO KILL YOURSELF.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS BUT I KNOW IT AIN'T RIGHT.

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>>8872808
>>8874250
>>8875591
>>8874242

>>8871336
I miss /cock/

>>8875823
>cherry dip
That shit is vile

>>8875823
take the knot judy

>>8875823
What's wrong with cherry dip??

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>>8875869

>>8874299
Why does it look like its made from eye lids?

>>8868993
What does this guy's voice sound like/supposed to be? I always read it as some fat old German guy who had a stroke but obviously that can't be right?

>>8876090
Joerg Sprave.

>>8876107
Oh ok. I wasn't to far off then. I guess in my head it was always dr zoidberg

>>8871328
Italian unicycle

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>>8874295
>>8874301

>>8876090
Just read it and imagine what comes naturally. It was originally a Finnish meme so some people go for that but I personally imagine a sort of fucked up American accent for the American spurdo at least.

>>8872805
But why

>>8874215
What is it in

>>8876393
Mustard, I presume.

>>8872808
KANEDA

>>8875900
presumably because it looks like a dogdick mixed with a pigdick

>>8874889
found the britbong

>>8874295
>>8876301
that is some inhuman shit

>>8876503
What' s with the red sticks everywhere? Is this a murder scene?

>>8875823
I used to get this and just eat the cherry dip off the ice cream then throw the rest away. My parents were mad.

>>8876523

incense sticks.

>>8876503
>>8876523
It's an offering. They're basically wasting food

>>8876589
yeah then what'd you do

>>8877055
>when CP was allowed on /b/.
I was never allowed, it's just that moderation couldn't keep ahead of the shitstorms.

>>8877055
That was never allowed anywhere on the internet. They just missed what sink threads were for a while. You're just the type of person that decoded the images, aren't you?

>>8877065

/b/'s moderation in the early days (I'm an oldfag, not originalfag) was effectively nonexistant. Anyway the point is this thread is the reason why I have started watching Masterchef tonight to restore my faith in humanity.

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>>8876227

>>8876039
grease spattering hits the burger
it's not arteries or anything.

>>8876495
That's obviously shooped.

>>8876523
It's food left out for ghosts in parts of Asia

>>8877211
buzzfeed?

>>8874935
That's honestly not that bad. Too much corn, but otherwise it'd be decent with a main food.

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Starving Africans could have eaten those baked beans

>>8876523
>chopsticks stuck in food
>incense sticks
This is a symbolic food offering for dead relatives.

>>8877775
What's going on here senpai

>>8877733
starving africans could have developed successful agriculture techniques

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>>8877779
It makes cylindrical eggs

>>8877775
>didn't put a stick in it like you're supposed to
>WOW IT FELL OVER AND BROKE UNDER ITS OWN WEIGHT, WHAT A SHOCKER

>>8877733

I've seen far too much porn like this.

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>>8877775
This is me taking a dump after working for 3 days straight, including the part where the log breaks up and I spend the next 2 hours yelling shit in 15 different languages out of sheer anger.

>>8868975
>both labels on the ranch bottle
this image makes me happy

>>8877798
>defending one of the dumbest unitasker kitchen gadgets to come out in the past decade
why

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>>8877775
>>8877779
>>8877796

>>8876090
marko repairs

>>8869173
DELET THIS

>>8877894
You can't complain about a product if you're using the product wrong

>>8876503
Damn this reminds me of Meat Project.

>>8878095
>266 grams of Sugar
>1.5mg of salt
>three eggs worth of cholesterol

>>8878057
is that ice cream?

>>8878455
Mayonnaise.

>>8876393
>>8876397
It's Papa John's garlic dip

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>>8878095
>drinking a liter of milkshake
fucking burgerclaps

>>8874916
IS THIS WHAT I THINK IT IS

>>8869005
>this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass in the club
>what do you do?

>>8869218
this truly looks awful

>>8878095
Gains

>>8872808
is this a jojo reference?

>>8877355
I know.

The price is way too low even for a shitty ham.

>>8874936
this isnt an accurate representation of north carolina. I am sorry for you guys and your generalization of the south.

>>8876387
In theory, so it can be kept fresh and carried/packed easily.

>>8878140
Honestly, it's so inherently dumb there is no point in using it "correctly".

>>8876495
>6.29 лв
Why the fuck is this in english and the value is in BNG?

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>>8874888
Trips of truth

>>8878095
Perfect bulking food

>>8879628
not sure is bait
but it's / lb
as in 6.29 per pound

>>8874695
Divinity: Original Sin 2 looks good

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>>8874896

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>>8874899
>Morbo, I'm gonna whip you up a nice, unnameable horror from beyond

>>8874896
This was actually a photo of chicken sashimi from a Japanese restaurant she found on the internet and posted to mess with her white-trash flyover friends.

>>8878095
>32fl oz serving size

that's actually 4 servings, just because it is massive doesn't mean the entire thing is a single serving. that isn't how it works for nutrition labels.

>>8882385
who are you quoting

>>8875869
Fuck sake man.

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>>8882478

>>8877733
Is that supposed to be Lady Diana??

>>8882396
Slut

>>8882540
The fuck? Cooking magma there?

>>8874907
Looks good.

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>cholesterol

>>8882567
What does an eighth of cholesterol even look like?

>>8874602
looks comfy

>>8878095
God shed his grace on thee

>>8868981
Is this an art project?

>>8877263
>it's not arteries or anything.
said the shifty lunchlady as she lies out her ass.

>>8876090
i imagine someone foreign with a cold

>>8877218
given how popular x-ray creampie hentai is, this probably gave someone in this thread a boner

>>8878095
Do Americans really do this?

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>>8874299
What the fuck

>>8882940
>strawberry cream bread

if it was peach i wouldve lost it

>>8874310
Hannibal 2: Electric Boogaloo final scene

>>8876039
when your burger is 95% filler and is basically meat flavored bread dough, you're going to get some air bubbles

>>8882470
This will always be my favorite

you just know the dude was like "fuck you honey I'm getting a large" and she's like "what are we going to do with this you moron"

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>>8877385

>>8869199
large blood vessel + neck

>>8872808
That things hurt, Jay!

>>8883450
it's a baby fuckin wheel

>>8882940
never change japan

>>8883539
A great victory for the Jews.

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>>8883559
why would the jews want you to play with oreo soup for 17 hours?

>>8868973
BRUH

>>8874918
FUCK YOU

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>>8883667
Those are 17 hours a white adolescent could have spent fighting for their race, anon.

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>>8883785
but what if their skin is black like the night?

>>8883539
Is this how diabetes is made

>>8884091
Tripe doesn't even taste bad but it looks so fucking disgusting. I feel bad for the first person who was desperate enough to try it

>>8876301
Why nyquil and not robotussin or whatever generic non-tylenol-containing brand of cough syrup? It's like they're trying to have liver damage.

>>8883174
I'd eat my feelings too if my wife had an upper lip beard like that

>>8884165
Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhggggggg reeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>8872808

>>8881810
Makes sense. Well I'm an autist i guess

>>8882465
That, as carpeting, would be friggin awesome.

>>8885501
There's no indent in the ketchup. Fake and gay

>>8872808
ITS A TUMOR

>>8882405
What game

>>8885540
There is though

>>8871328
get well soon pizzo

>>8876604
They usually ttake it home later though

>>8874647
Piura Chilensis is the most delicious seafood in the world and few of you will ever get to taste it

>>8882540
"Honey whats for dinner?"
"Molten lava"

>>8882540
>cooking for your golem, step 1:

>>8869195
>anti food porn blog

For what purpose

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>>8874936

>>8882945
In smaller portions

>>8877218
Peggs

>>8878095
I would love to die from this.