What are the best "Shaped" foods?

>>8868706

You have to be an adult to post on 4chan.

>>8868713
>growing up
>abandonining Kuisine
Wew lad

I always liked Spongebob Kraft Mac n Cheese. And back in the early 90's we had Dinomac. Little dinosaurs.

>>8868718
well, its just a fact that those shaped noodles have better textures than the standard macaroni

>>8868736
does it give EXPLOSIVE diarrhea?

anything penis shaped

>>8868716
>>abandonining Kuisine

That's assuming I had it in the first place.

My parents fed me real home-cooked food, not frozen slop from the microwave.

I did have it once when I was staying over at a friends house. I thought it was pig disgusting but I had to force myself to eat it so I wouldn't be a rude guest.

>>8868779
>My parents fed me real home-cooked food, not frozen slop from the microwave.
I feel so sorry for you

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Remarks on the McNuggets
>nuggets come in four distinct shapes: The bell, the ball, the boot and the bow tie (also called the bone).
>"Our Chicken McNuggets are shaped uniquely for kids and kids at heart — it makes dipping more fun!" the company wrote.

So why just four shapes?

According to the company, "three would've been too few. Five would've been, like, wacky."

>>8868798

Why? They're both excellent cooks. And I already told you I tried kid cuisine once and it's just like all other TV dinners: shitty.

Why would you want half-soggy fried chicken from the microwave when you could have some crispy chicken straight out of the fryer instead?

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Shaped pasta is top tier. I'm big on texture and feeling some of these as I bite into them is really satisfying. Not to forget, the variety makes them better or worse for sauces and meats.

>>8868805
oh, sweetheart, don't worry, you'll be out o denial soon

Only somewhat related.
I remember eating oatmeal as a kid that had dinosaur eggs that would turn into little dinosaur candy things with heat and moisture. Was top tier.

>>8868833
If frozen food being good is "being out of denial", sign me up for delusion-town.