Post your roommate horror stories

you start first faggot

I got one, here me out.

so I really love beans on toast but I have to hide it from my mum. she absolutely hates it.. she told me in secret she was once raped by a british man named mohammad. I love beans on toast so much that I have to hide it. its a compulsion for me to eat. im working on a regimented medication schedule with my therapist. at least my mum lets me play soldier with my musket as home still.. but only if I don't eat beans on toast. I ate them today in secret while mum was out. I even didn't brush my teeth as is customary among the british to get the full beany flavor between the gaps in my teeth. I was even naughty and had some cheese on the side.

how do I cure my insatiable lust for beans on toast?

>>8860714
My roommate was a ghost.

pls help bean bro out /ck/

I once roomed with OP. He was a huge bitch

>>8860743
Its inexcusable that this wasn't the first reply

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Ladys first

>>8860714

>being an adult
>living with other adults that you're not married to

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>>8860751
Stop drinking my booze, faggot.

>>8860714
my roommate was a murderer who wore a suit made out of his victims skin and entrails. he was kinda okay with me i guess.

>>8860811
It's hard being a millennial.

>>8861288
How hard can it be sitting on ass all day posting 'Fuck Drumpf and fuck white people' on plebbit?