Junk Food General

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>>8859126
>>You can put them in between your fingers like wolverine claws
ROFL, almost missed that

I think you should just have chocolate wafer cookies. The filling in OREO cookies is just so vile, that shortening on the roof of mouth feeling is terrible and not worth it. Get your cookies and milk fix with the superior option such as pic related hot from your toaster. The graham cracker toasted flavor is so nice, and the chocolate and marshmallows get oozy good. Dip that in milk.

>>8859126
I don't buy Mondelez's ecoli stuffed oreos fresh from Meccico.

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I don't really like oreo cookies, but I always have pic releated in freezer

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>A superior junk food appears

>>8859186
Ah yes, the most superior cereal bar. The worst is [spoiler]the fruit loop bar[/spoiler]

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>>8859126
Oreos B T F O

>>8859212
>Literally a Leaf
Time to get the rake.

>>8859212
>heavy metal logo
>name that sounds like a cleaning chemical

whoever came up with that is a fucking clown

Dude I just started eating Oreo Thins and they're the fucking best.

>>8859231
>>8859250
Reminder that Hydrox is the original chocolate sandwich cookie that Oreo ripped off.

>>8859126
Blasphemy at these levels shouldn't even be possible

Are these any good? I wanted to buy them today but I'm not feeling well.

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>>8859351
Forgot pic

>>8859355
I don't know about mint, but the caramel ones are delicious. They are very sweet though.

>>8859212
Where can you even get these?

>not the Oreo puffs

You fucked way the fuck up. I suggest you buy a pack of those right now and consider your mistake.

>>8859126
is there any Oreo product that is just cookies?

the "cream" is absolute cancer

>>8859126
>>More cookie and less cream
Ummm.....WHAT?
Do you not understand what Oreos are only good for? Allow me to explain, oh naive one...
>Buy only "holiday centric" Oreos, because the cream is thicker
>Take said Oreos and separate them, peel cream from cookies as you like
>Make Oreo Cookie Cream Tower, with as many layers of cream as you can fit comfortably
>Eat and relish the creamy, little crunchy, so fucking SATISFYING ridiculousness that the Oreo Cream Tower implies.

>>8859491
>creamy

there is literally no dairy in those meme cookies

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>>8859487
Pic related, good luck finding them though.

>>8859491
You're wrong.

Just enjoy the puffed soft Oreo cakes dumb dumb it's best.

>>8859492
>implying dairy has to be involved to make something "creamy" tasting.
You should know that, after all the cum you've swallowed.

>>8859487
https://www.amazon.com/Oreo-Wafer-23-1-Pound-each/dp/B00CHTYOKE/ref=pd_lpo_sbs_325_t_2?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=ZZXRVQHQPXV3PPGM4F4Q

Have fun eating them all though.

>>8859498
Gross.

>>8859498
fucking $15 for 9 oz on Amazon

thanks anyway, maybe someday :(

>>8859504
my reference point was cream, but i might have to give your cum theory a go, if it's true

>>8859508
that's a steep price, but the reviews seem to confirm it

>>8859509
>>8859510
You don't get it. Not gross, better than regular Oreos. Not expensive, dense delicious cake better than little Debbie.

>>8859528
i believe it
i just can't afford $15 treats, gotta take care of basic sustenance for now

>>8859535
Respect. I live with my mom just blew all my shit job money on a hot tub and liquor.

But yeah those Oreo cakes are dope.

>>8859126
The gold ones are better

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these greasy ass muffins are so good

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addiction inducing

>>8859495
Lel, my local giant food sells those, they're fucking awesome.

>>8859472
walmart

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not sure if these count as junkfood but they're fucking incredible, very simple, but very good.

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>>8859487
That completely defeats the purpose of an Oreo though.
Just have chocolate wafers if you only want cookie.

>>8861684

>a cheap, highly processed pre-made food from the frozen section
>he doesn't know that's junk food.

Maximum kek.

They are pretty good though--I'll admit those are a guilty pleasure of mine. Especially when deep fried.

>>8861693
hey now, i know it's junk food, but it's not something ready to eat out of the box, you know.

i haven't had them deep fried, i usually bake them. do you eat them by themselves or with dipping sauce? i can't seem to find a sauce that goes well with them.

>>8861709

I dip them. Red salsa, green chili salsa, sour cream, or cholula hot sauce are my go-tos.

The nice thing about deep frying them is that it only takes 2 min 30 seconds and they come out super crispy.

>>8861724
How's the middle though?

>>8859355
Very rich. Take a bite and im done. Wouldn't recommend unless you are sugarsexual.

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The best Oreo is the fucking brownie. RIP sweet prince

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but have you tried brownie brittle

>>8859126
The original is beloved for a reason. It's the right ratio, including for dunking. Double Stuf is fatty fodder, as you can tell because just like the name of the variant, nobody gives an f.

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how about these bad boys? they're pretty pricey but i enjoy them occasionally

>>8861382

my nice friend i agree. they're like 500 calories a muffin tho

>>8862472

this shit is fucking godly, got a huge pack at costco and ate it in a day

>>8859126
>it's real

Holy shit, I thought it was a shoop.
Also, anybody notice how shitty oreos taste now days?

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>>8859126
I like these

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My personal weakness. I can Houdini a bag of these without even thinking.

>>8862472
>>8862634
Patrician Tier
>>8862728
Ah yes, Overwhelming Amount of Lime Flavor. I love these too.

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>>8859126
I smash these about a can at a time.

>>8861382
Panera bread muffins are ridiculously good too.

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Every major holiday I buy at least 2 chocolate covered marshmallows and eat them on the car ride home

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>>8859250
Don't forget the tiny "film festival winner" leaves around the cookie itself

And the tissue box flower pattern below that.

Absolute disaster.

>>8861389
Tasty and addictive as they are, Takis are the only snack food with a cancer warning.

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I could probably eat a whole box in a night
I dont usually eat dessert but when I do its gonna be a big ass bowl of cocoa pebbles