Ranch > tomato sauce

>>8857629
I tried a ranch pizza once and threw up. Shit is disgusting.

>>8857629
i got this place near me that makes the best red sauce. nothing even compares, and its more a dive bar now than a restaurant. the owner is super nice too

but really, ranch is for children. i dont even know why you are comparing those two things

>>8857629
america was a mistake

>tfw never even tried ranch dressing

yuropoor here, what does ranch taste like?

>>8857649
Just like u

>>8857665
don't you ever talk to me or my son again

i love dip but as a sauce..?

legit grossed out to think about ranch sauce that has been heated up.

>>8857658
tastes like a worse version of semen

>>8857629
Pesto > ranch > tomato sauce

>>8857658
buttermilk, mayo, msg, herbs, spices, salt (maybe some sugar?)
It's rich, tangy, and savory.

>>8857629
Ranch is fucking disgusting.

>>8857658
Freedom

>>8857826
No ranch tastes better.

>>8857629
Is that from vito's?

Best pizza:

- Grilled chicken strips
- Kalamata olives
- Artichoke hearts
- Pesto sauce instead of tomato sauce

>>8857629
Putting ranch with pizza is disgusting to begin with, but using it to replace tomato sauce is some next level shit - you're in a whoile new world of gross.

>>8857658
1 cup mayonnaise
1/2 cup sour cream or buttermilk
1/2 teaspoon dried chives
1/2 teaspoon dried parsley
1/2 teaspoon dried dill weed
1/4 teaspoon garlic powder
1/4 teaspoon onion powder
1/8 teaspoon salt
1/8 teaspoon ground pepper

whisk together, cover and refrigerate for 30min-1hr

>>8857676
*don't you talk to me or my wife's son ever again.

The ranch cup is on the side you idiots. That's cheese bread, not a pizza