Smooth peanut butter is for babies, there is no reason fully

OP I hope a giraffe sneezes on you and you get some weird disease that makes your cock fall off.

So I recently went to the farmer's market to buy ultra chunky peanut butter since most groceries aren't allowed to carry the stuff. Bought two jars of it but by the time I got home it had separated back into a jar of peanuts in oil. The farmer's market is about 20 minutes from my home by bike. How do I keep it from separating in that 20 minutes?

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>>8857615
>since most groceries aren't allowed to carry the stuff

Why not?

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>>8857615
why didnt you just stir it back up?

>>8857615
Tape each jar to the bottom of your pedals so that way it would make it impossible for the oil to separate as you're always stirring it.

>>8857659
>Why not?
because he made it up

Are we seriously entering the territory of certain textures being childish? Like I can understand some basic flavors being childish, but textures?

>>8857615
>ultra chunky
is this a thing?

>>8857690
Babies need smooth peanut butter because they can't chew and swallow lumps yet. Adults have already achieved this skill so there is no need for them to consume smooth peanut butter.

>>8857696
Sure but that doesn't stop you swallowing cum on the regular.

>>8857608
I want peanut BUTTER, not trail mix

>>8857696
>Babies need smooth peanut butter
>Babies need peanut butter

wat

another reason why /ck/ is the most underaged board, threads like these..

>babies drink fluid water, REAL manchildren drink water with crushed ice

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>>8857608
>he eats his peanut butter half-done

do you eat chunky butter too?

>>8857751
babies drink milk ya dingus

>>8857608
>It's another "How DARE you like food I don't like?!" thread
You are the problem here.

only babbies eat peanut butter at all. just eat peanuts in the shell.

>>8857608
Peanut sauce.

Kill yourself OP.

>actually buying peanut butter

How fucking old are you? 12?