Rate my entree /ck/ I'm a chef at noma btw

>putting the ketchup on top of the banana

You are supposed to only have it underneath so it doesn't make the banana soggy.

This is basic shit Anon.

>>8854847
You parboiled the onion in ferret piss, correct?

A little monochromatic, and absolutely disgusting, but otherwise not terrible shitpost plating.

Have to admit, the pencil got a chuckle outta me

>>8854884
but of course

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>>8854847
don't do food shots with flash, overwise whatever feeds you

>>8854847
I like the pencil

if this were a real noma dish there would be way more dirt, but otherwise identical

>#2 pencil

poorfags can't afford #3 pencils

GET ON MY LEVEL

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>not eating a side of eraser with pencil

I recommend using a different plate. The colorful design is really distracting from the serving itself.

>>8856440
try a paper or plastic plate
it adds to the overall composition quite nicely

>>8856295
>choosing to score 0 on the sat
hmmm

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>>8854847
Is this a Noma thread?

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>>8854884

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>>8856943

>>8854847
>using red pencil with banana instead of yellow pencil

dropped

>>8856943
What part is edible? Is that a cloud mushroom on top, is that the part I'm supposed to eat? Fuck I could've boought one of those at the Asian market.

>>8857011
>What part is edible?
The moss and the """twig""". If you think you can buy it readu made at the store - please do!
t. hasactuallyservedmoss

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>>8857011
they explain everything because they probably had someone try and eat the hay

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>>8857080
I'm growing a bunch of kohlrabi this year and have a large woods next door where I can gather leaves, moss, twigs and grass so I'll try to duplicate and post pics of my homemade in a side by side when my kohlrabi is ready for harvest and the grass, twigs, moss and tree bark are at the height of succulence.

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>>8857321
serve it on a burlap bag over a bed of straw or you might as well not even bother

>>8857080
not sure if norma or porn

Did they really just poke a hole in kholrabi and stick a vegetable stalk in it? Then put it on a burlap sack? There's a time when it stops being art and starts being fuckstupid.

>>8857336
there's like, some kind of soup in there

>>8857336
They hollowed it out and filled it with juice you dunce. The stalk serves as straw. The only fuckstupid thing about it is the tough guy on the internet why thinks he's got dem dere pretenchus cooks figured out and doesn't actually have an ounce of imagination.
>getabranemorans.jpg

>>8857630
I'm the anon who is going to duplicate it - thanks for the tip! I think I'll hollow out the interior and fill it back up with a rift on borscht since the kohlrahbi is a cruciferous vegetable like cabbage. I think the red soup being sucked through a green straw from a light green bowl shaped vegetable vessel will take the aesthetic to an entirely new level!

>>8856943
i found out recently that they closed noma in copenhagen and moved it to mexico. fucking crazy

>>8857656
I think they have multiple, there's one in Sydney