How to Chorizo?

give it to your dog

what he said

>>8853944
it doesn't look like the dog would fare well.

>>8853950
get a better dog

Looks like some 50s era fallout shelter shit.

>>8853958
yeah. looks like one of those old cans of oil that should be sitting on my grandpa's garage workbench. come to think of it, it is pretty much just a can of oil.

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>>8853940
>canned chorizo

>>8853940
Well, man I am sorry. Chorizo is good when mized with eggs but geez. Canned chorizo. Really? Are you trying to ruin a good meal?

>>8854011
you don't like delicious canned chorizo packed in lard? it's flavored with paprika!

>>8854019
i opened one of the cans. it was full of these skinny, can-length sausages that I had to dig out of an orange sludge. it was very slippery. now i don't know what to do with them.

>>8854036
Ugh, that sounds unpleasant. Uh cook them then post pics. I need to see this.

Canned chorizo? You gringos disgust me.

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>>8854053
but that's the problem. i don't know how to cook this kind. i've only ever used mexican style chorizo (out of vacuum sealed plastic) where i chopped a chunk off the link, split it out of the casing, and browned it in a skillet like pic.

i love shitty processed meat: spam, vienna sausages, potted meat, etc.

but that looks so vile.

roast it in a pan then add it to a stew?

>>8854084
i wish i had a picture of the opened can. i'll have to get some pics tomorrow. just imagine slim jim snack sticks shoved into a jar of orange vaseline.

>>8853953
no dog would be okay eating sausage you numbskull

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nope. but this dog is fully dunked.

>>8854140
mine would. get a better dog

>>8854054
Gringo who shops at spic markets checking in. I've never seen this shit in my life. It must have been bought from a spic market and there would always be a fresh alternative. This really smells like a false flagger.

>>8854177
el ebro is in chicago. i don't know who they sell to... but i've never seen this stuff in any 'gringo' stores.

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>>8853940
>lard
Fucking mexicans

>>8854163
you can not do that, i could lose my license

>>8854295
Lard has no more calories than any other cooking fat.

>>8854295
yeah, lard is definitely not the reason why they're topping this chart. i blame their neighbors to the north exporting all their processed hfcs junk and incorporating it into their diet

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>>8854307

>>8854083
post a pic and i can help
t. spaniard

>>8854083
Is chorizo the only thing mexicans have ever done right when it comes to food?

>>8855795
Spanish chorizo is superior

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>>8854634

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>>8854307
This is not right! This needs more grease!

>>8855881
use the orange shit to make some stew if it's edible
set aside
cut the chorizo up, fry them in a pan and toss them in the stew
enjoy?

>>8855879
Honestly that looks delicious to me.

That looks so fucking nasty, why would you put chori in a can?