Today I will prepare this deer heart. Right now it is thawing.

>>8851882

Sounds good OP. What kind of marinade you thinking?

This is so fucking disturbing, honestly. Great example of why I left eating LIVING things behind. Enjoy your "peacefully" murdered deer, asshole.

>>8851882
>Killing the deer.
>Not fucking it.
You did it wrong.

>>8851882
Isnt heart chewy?

>>8851889
the deer gave him his heart

>>8851895
good point, maybe OP should cook it in a crockpot

>>8851889
I get what you're saying but the deer wasn't living anymore. just sayin'.

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>>8851884
I'm thinking this.

>>8851889
News flash, bitch. I'm a vegetarian. But my family member went out and killed this and cleaned it and dressed it and brought it home for their family. Instead of wasting this wonderful muscle, the epitome of it's living force, I'm going to cook it for my family so they can enjoy it.

>>8851882
i don't think its possible to make a good grilled heart
it will come out tough

>>8851902
>2 days.
Who the fuck does this?

>>8851916
Hot hot hot gonna char the outside and the inside will be juuuust warm and pink.

>>8851922
>.5 hour
>48 hours
>Anywhere in between

Tf

>>8851902
Look pretty good, OP.

>>8851922
People who care about flavor.

>>8851924
Yep, this. It's just like cooking skirt steak for Fajitas. Don't overcook it or it will be tough as fuck.

>>8851908
You aren't, and it's really obvious. Nice try sweetie.

Grill it? It's vennison. Broil it, maybe serve with an apple or pear puree, and use mushrooms and thyme while you broil. Who in their right mind grills vennison?

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>>8851930
Thanks! Yes id rather undercook than overcook. Don't wanna have to feed it to the chickens.

>>8851889
So how do you survive? Do you eat dirt and water only? Do you shove whole clods in your mouth and wash it down with sewage? Because the only things I know that can do that are plants or fungi, so that only leaves one thing; you're a mother fucking Triffid. BITCH BE TRYING TO BLIND US AND EAT US, DON'T LISTEN TO IT'S LIES!

>>8851933
>Who in their right mind grills vennison?

Why wouldn't you grill venison?

>>8851931
Thank fuck youre here to out me as a liar. Phew, would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling cunts.

>>8851930
If I wanted flavor I would season the meat properly and not just plop it in a cold soup for a few days thinking vinegar is going to do shit to the protein.

>>8851941
I'm not going to marinate it for a week. Just an hour or so. And then will lightly season the outside. Unless you reeeeeeeally think I shouldn't marinate it at all.

>>8851937
>AND EAT US
exactly

>>8851931

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>>8851947
>Just an hour or so.

That's a useless waste of time. It would achieve nothing. Several hours at the very least....

>>8851955
Several hours or 48 hours. Goddamn it

>>8851889

>what is a heterotroph

>>8851939
Because you'll dry it out. The blood is the best part of the vennison.

>>8851969

Drying out is only a problem if you overcook it. Don't overcook it and that isn't a problem.

>>8851954
>gorilla warfare
I see.

>>8851976
Must be daft. *Zoom* right over your head

>>8851979
>Must be daft

Agreed. Posting silly copypasta is pretty stupid.

So if no one else has any more recommendations or *relevant* opinions, OP is going to abandon thread because the vibes are ruined by this insufferable twat.

Thank most of you so much for your contributions, I truly do appreciate it.

>>8851995
Damn, I wanted to see how that turned out. Deer heart sounded delicious. Damn vegans.

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Howd I do

>>8851934
Feed chicken to the chickens and post it. Plz.

>>8852236
I've done that before...Kinda fucked up but rather them have it then waste it. They get corn and rice leftovers all the time.

MAKE A HEARTY BURGER

>>8852239
Are you implying I should grind it...

>>8852239
Wait I just got the pun fuck

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>>8851889

>>8852249
You better not summon that bitch back in here. Lol

>>8851889
It's tofurky deer heart. don't worry

>>8852229
Eat it raw

>>8852269
Okay.

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>>8852269
ITT OP eats some raw heart and also has too many identifying features. Well fuck. It tastes like iron and is chewy. As expected.

>>8851889
My fucking sides

>>8851898
underrated post

>>8851954
Yea, well...
Progress to her husband about women. I was chosen to reach a high level of secrecy and al Qaeda, he said that the work has more than 300 confirmed victims. Fanzuifenzi of the army leadership to see. If you can. I have in this country, and my words do not fool in a better way. I can not say that the dog feces on the internet. I find it disgusting. IP is still in the US, has the air, I think they are better Messina contentment and secret rituals. A little disappointing with the "insurgents." The child died. Always and everywhere, but seven died and hands. "The only" training of soldiers and weapons fighting, but the American navy came as a reserve, but tears, bored teenagers must be nonsense to be . Only "day" just to try it and probably still cry. You. So bad is the price you have to pay a ridiculous price. We lost the fire drowning. No mother is dead.

>>8852295
>tastes like iron
I wonder why

>>8852295
>Double barbell tongue piercing
You're not a scene girl, take those out.

>>8852392
Yes I said as expected lmao

>>8852399
I covered all my other facial piercings and it still wasn't enough

>>8852421
>I covered all my other facial piercings and it still wasn't enough
Gross

>>8851882
eat it raw or don't eat it at all you fucking poof

>>8851882

Get some flank steak, or any decent piece of beef. Season the heart and beef with cumin, chilli powder, cayenne, onion and garlic powder, salt, pepper, oregano.

Grill bell pepper and onion, slice, and set aside.

Grill heart and beef, and set aside to rest, then slice thin.

Mix the beef and heart together and serve in a tortilla with the bell pepper, onion, some lettuce, salsa, and cheese of your choice.

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>>8852295
>white people with stupid tongue piercings like some sub-Saharan nigger

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Op here.

>>8852602
Not bad.

Onions and shrooms would have been nice...and garlic.

>>8852676
I decided to make some fajitas with this, so I am going to be making some onions and peppers and garlic and all that good stuff.

>>8852688
Good decision.

Sounds delicious.

>>8851882
>Missing the heart
Good kill, anon. The adrenaline kick really gives the meat a nice flavor.

>>8852236

Chickens dont give a fuck, they will eat just about anything

>>8851898
It's so cute :3

>>8851931
Kill yourself you fucking faggot

>>8852239
Sounds hilarious awesome, actually.

>>8852602
That looks way too tough and chewy to be any good. You shoulda put it in a stew.

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Here it is guys. It was wonderful. Not tough at all. My family had never tried heart before, and it was a huge hit. I had never prepared or cooked a heart before, and I think I did very well considering I have never seen it done.

>>8853248
Looks good.

Would eat / 10.

>>8851889
>left eating living things behind
>plants are living things
I am completely fine with tumblrfags starving themselves to death