Why do people get so autistically upset over this??

Because you keep spreading it on your ass and pressing it up against the special needs class's window, Terry.

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I don't know, to be honest. I like both Miracle Whip and mayonnaise. One of the best potato salads I ever had was made with Miracle Whip, in fact.

I also like it on turkey sandwiches and as a dip for French fries. Shrug. Come at me.

>>8849945
It's even more white trash than mayo

>>8849945
Its shit I had no choice but to consume as a kid and as an adult it is not permitted in my house or on my food. It makes the baby jesus cry.

i give this 5/7 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJU08AaqP7I

Growing up my mom would buy miracle whip whenever we ran out of mayo. I kept telling her they weren't the same but she kept trying to tell me it was. I knew I wasn't crazy.

>>8849957
I won't come at you, for we are miracle whip kinsman.

miracle whip and ketchup are the only two condiments in hell

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>>8849945
Mayonnaise doesn't go bad. It just becomes Miracle Whip. You know that extra zing in Miracle Whip? That's patience