Essay due tomorrow

>>8848285
water wets

>>8849409
Hmm, thanks but no thanks

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Gr8 b8 m8

>>8850087
t. blessed to have a well in a non- fracking area.

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Water can be metallic, acidic, basic, even astringent based on where you live.

Base your paper on water flavors around the world from different sources and how it may change when treated (spring, purified, distilled, etc)

Just go off on a tangent about how different minerals in water affect the flavor of various types of beers.

Oh, and
https://youtu.be/IukTiqAqVBM

>>8850285
Especially since Ted Cruz supports it. What's not to like?

>>8850288
what is his endgame?

>>8850087
Decent
>>8850277
Probably stick that in the beginning to set the table

>>8848285
Sounds like you should drop out of pre med.

>>8850770
Figures. You're a medfag wannabe, right?

>>8850809
Then I suggest you reevaluate your love for Teddy, AKA Mr. Fracking

>>8848285
what class are you taking in a pre-med course thats having you talk about flavor profiles?
like damn nigga if its a gen-ed just take a monkey course like intro to cities or sociology or fucking greek myths or african culture
like goddamn, the list goes on and you have to take some clown-ass cooking introspection jank?

>>8850087
>tfw you don't have to drink city water
i moved from a rural area to albany for college and the fucking tap water tastes like poison. really makes you appreciate well water

>>8848285
succulent, very, very, very, VERY succulent.

You could just talk about the variety of ways in which water is commonly altered for taste purposes? Like how people act filters, or will fill their water with citrus.

>>8851046
Omg you like well water, never heard of anyone that dose. All the well water here smells sulfury and is undrinkable

>tfw 100 word essay on water due in 20 weeks

wet and watery. good balance of hydrogen and oxygen. just enough hydrogen to not overpower the taste of the oxygen.

>>8850120
>He doesn't like his water on fire.
pussy.

>>8848285
Probably a meme post, but this honestly shouldn't be that hard to do. Interview a bunch of different people, ask if they drink tap/filtered/bottled, then write up what they said. Look for similarities and differences based on method and location. Discuss the flavor profile of other kinds of water too, like seawater and heavy water.

>>8850277
>implying that dissolved materials or materials in suspension is water
Distilled water or go home

>>8850087
>yummy

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>>8850285

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>>8848285
Oh I feel you, dude. I have a 500 word essay due in two weeks. I'm so screwed.

>>8851956
Two weeks to write 500 words? That's like two paragraphs you whiny little bitch

>>8851956
Pshh, you have it easy. I have a 50 word essay due TOMORROW. I'm so fucked it ain't even funny.

>>8848285
I feel you, I have to send an email to the IT guy at work explaining that the project is a go and he can move ahead. Don't know how to put it in words. I don't send this e-mail I'm out of a job.

>>8848285

Why water is awesome is a lot like what it's like to be in love.

Your body knows the details. You don't need to put it in words. It is impossible. Our finest artists and poets have been trying to describe love for yours, but none of them have succeeded in illustrating it to someone who never experienced it.

>>8852882
I have some bad news for you.

>>8852905
Thats beautiful. Brought a tear to my eye... Water is love.

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>>8848285
Whom the fuck are these water schills, schilling up mah board?

>>8851043
Its an elective. Turns out the professor is basically the most demanding one at school. People in my class are freaking out. The class is about water in biology and cooking.

tfw I've got a 300 word essay on Haute Cuisine due next week and I'm sat here reading about some idiot writing about water.

>>8852927
Why do medfags need to know about water since there's no profit in it for them? They should replace that class with "How to Network for Profit With Pharma."

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>>8848285
>premed
The American health system, everyone.

>>8852927
Feels good to live in a country that doesn't have pre-med. 2 years out of high school and I'm already halfway through both the anatomy and pathology of the human body.

>>8853071
The elective list is filled with irrelevance stuff
Another elective is government studies.

>>8853107
Electives are such a waste of time when people just want to study their major. God help us.

This has 49 replies but the Challenge threads are gone.
We have some shit-arse mods.

there was a medieval fiction book i read in 5th grade called the search for delicious where they polled the country on the most delicious food and the ending was that it was water

>>8853949
Writer must of been on weed

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>>8848285
>being this desperate for a water thread

>>8848285
A picture is worth a thousand words. Just include three pictures of water.

Fuck you guys I have to draw up an anagram for water and this shit is due in 2 hours..

>>8853138
So long as there are good electives, I think it's worthwhile.

By this I mean that almost any degree that isn't software engineering needs to introduce the people doing it to scripting languages because they will likely use them at some point, and software engineers and computer scientists should probably take at least one or two real papers in their degree.