How may I help you, /ck/? I am at your disposal.

I don't know why they call it hamburger helper. I think it does just fine by itself.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bhvj2ps-jMk

too much math involved. i'd like an easier version.

>>8844953
blast it with piss

this is the most "busy parent" non-shortcut food ever

>>8844970
>ay fuck you nigga I helped ya out by cramming some of the garbage you need into a box, now give me $3 and buy and cook the beef and milk necessary to assemble this "meal"

>>8844922

I actually really like this stuff. It's always been one of my favorite go to meals when I don't have much time in the evening and I have a lb of frozen ground beef in the freezer and not much else.

Can't hate. It's better than getting delivery or just microwaving ramen or whatever else you neets wanna do.

>>8844922
Do you do handjobs?

>>8845128
How the fuck is Hamburger Helper in any way better than delivery of any kind, unless you're broke as shit?

>>8845219

It's cheaper by far, and you get to control what goes in it. You wanna order Chinese for two and spend $26 + tip or spend $2.70 for the box + $3.40 for the beef and make Hamburger Helper?

There's no comparison. Ordering out and have people cooking/delivering for you will always be more expensive.

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>>8845076
Right. I mixed some spices and chemicals together and printed instructions on a "cute box" for $.25 and I'm only asking for $3.00. What's not to like?

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>>8844922
Fuck off and go to hell OP

>>8844922

I could use some suggestions here >>8845254

>>8845244

Where the hell do you live where it is 2.70 a box?

>>8845076
I'd be fine with it for $2.50

>>8845251
Yeah but just because it ends up costing a quarter to produce, doesn't necessarily mean that it won't cost more, shipping costs money, and both the producer and the store have to make a profit for it to be worthwhile. Then there's R&D costs as well as advertising (though this would eventually be covered by a regular 10% profit as well, assuming the product doesn't fall on it's face).

>>8845294
Not OP, I live in Canada and it's like a dollar a box.

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>>8845294

I was exaggerating and still went over. It's cheap as fuck. Stop living in NYC Cuckland or LA "We Can't Even Own Guns", USA.

>>8844947
I like it better than Tuna Helper, myself.

>>8845542
Man, imagine the fortune of being born in the USA, but then fate fucks you and you live in one of the places where they desperately try to stop you from owning a gun.

I'd feel so fucked by life.

>>8845594

I live in Texas, and I have no feels for a population that continuously votes for representatives that erode their constitutional rights every single day.

NYC, California, and DC can suck my ass.

Hamburger Helper is still cool though.

I love extremely overdone pasta with cheese powder

>>8844922
kill yourself

The stroganoff flavor is the shit.

>>8845623
>extremely overdone pasta
That's on you

>>8845623

Don't cook it so long, retard.

>>8845623
>I love extremely overdone pasta with cheese powder
>extremely overdone
I am baffled as to how you think this is the hamburger helper's fault.

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>>8845616
I wish I was an Ameriburger with a flashy cowboy gun.

Europe is unfair :(

>>8845634
The decrease in cook time = soupy sauce

>>8845795

Then don't use as much water and/or milk or whatever. You're in charge of how it comes out. All it is is pasta and premixed spices. That's it.

>>8845795
Could just reduce it and put the pasta in later. Figure it out.

>>8845779

If you're German, you're welcome in Shiner, Texas. It's a German town.

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Made this a week or so ago.
Recently I have been using the mix with bagged potatoes o'brien with a meat since. I think I prefer ham to chicken or beef so far.

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It's cheap here dude.

>>8847552
Thats not a bad idea

>>8847552
American "cuisine" is a fucking joke