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For me, it's La Croix

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>all the flavor of a sugary carbonated beverage
>zero sugar and calories or additives
>women adore it, increases alpha status
>inexpensive


Why have you enjoyed a La Croix today?
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>>8844131
the girl?
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I've tried it recently, lime flavor, but all I can taste is the carbonation. It's awful. Is it just something you get used to or is there another flavor I should try?
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>>8844144
its gotta be extremely cold, like supercooled
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>>8844131
Because this is objectively better
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>>8844131
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>>8844144

Grapefruit is the best
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>>8844131
I don't drink it because my well water tastes better but I did look up the sodium content and was surprised to see it had 0. Usually that kind of drink has 150% of the rda of sodium.
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2 expensive tho

I can afford it, but not in good conscience.
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>>8844131
>flavor
Nope
>women adore it
You should become one then, you failed man
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>>8844144
There's literally no sweetener in it, so don't expect super sweet sugarstevia drink
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>>8845004
It's not that i'm expecting overt sweetness, it's that it literally tasted like the carbon dioxide, and worse than plain water. I imagine it's just a preference thing, cause i'm not much a fan of seltzer water either.
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I used to drink it but don't care much for how minerally it is.

Schweppes' recent line of flavored sparkling waters is a whole lot more palatable and doesn't assrape the wallet.
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>>8844131
The coconut one is great but I can only find it on Amazon
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>>8845586

Likewise, I've been to four supermarkets (including Walmart) and nobody carries the coconut flavor, what the hell?! Only place I can score some is at a liquor emporium on the other side of town.
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>>8845613
I just bought the polar lemonade series, good shit
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The best
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>>8845621

I've had that brand and it's delish. Do you do wine spritzers? Their mango lemonade is mighty tasty with some Riesling.
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>>8845639
No but I will now
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>>8845047
But la Croix isn't expensive
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Tried Orange, Apricot, Coconut, Grapefruit, and Lemon
Lemon is my favorite so far.
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>>8844131
we know it's you, Tom Segura
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>>8844131
>Why have you enjoyed a La Croix today?

$.10 has been deposited into your shill account
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for
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me
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it's
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>>8845032
Tastes like seltzer with a few drops of lime juice to me.
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>>8845586
>>8845613

My brothers. They have it at the beer distributor and whole foods.
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>>8845586
>>8845613
I see the coconut flavor at my grocery store all the time. Not my favorite to be honest. Not bad but just not as good as lime.
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Is it good for mixed drinks?
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>>8846320
It's fantastic with vodka imo.
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>>8844131
Topochico with a slice of lime is better
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>>8844172
This one knows the answer
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>>8846320
It goes well with mixed drinks
>and your tampons in the gucci purse you carry.
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>>8846422
Weak.
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How is it pronounced?
La Croye?
La Craw?
La Cwaw?
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>>8847270
la crwa, you mong.
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>>8847270
If you anglicize it and pronounce the X, it'll trigger people and it's funny as fuck to watch people cringe upon hearing it.

Reminds me of the episode of 'Allo, 'Allo!, where the British liberated the village and presented Rene with a medal. Instead of pronouncing "Artois" as AR-twah, they did the sensible thing and pronounced it "ar-TOYS".

Because of this episode, this is how I pronounce Stella Artois IRL. Fuck that beer and the people that drink it.

Fuck people who try to affect other accents just to pronounce brand names or specific names of things. If you're not a natural speaker of the language, don't insist on pronouncing the word correctly in its native form just to put on airs. You become both a faggot and a cunt by doing so.
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Can you fatfaced obese Americans really not drink anything if it isn't flavored?
Try some water you fat fucks.
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>>8847323
I would like to know if they would buy carbonated waer with lots of sugar and some artifiicial colouring but without any aroma added. I guess they will drink it because of the sugar.
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bloody camarilla scum
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>>8847333
I can't help but agree with you.
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>>8844144
there's your problem, you tried the lime flavor, which, like that other anon said, needs to be superchilled, or it's gross. its definitely the worst flavor of them all.
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>>8847323
but La Croix is water
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>>8847278
you're wrong

it's la croy

it's from the fucking midwest
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>>8847299
But then why don't you also spell the foreign words incorrectly based on your pronounciation, Mr. Fancypants?
Oh well, sest la vai.
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Apple tango

Get rekt amerifats
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>>8844131
>>women adore it, increases alpha status

That's not how that works, anon.
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>>8844131
>all the flavor of a sugary carbonated beverage

ha.
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mango and passionfruit confirmed god tier
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La Croix is fucking garbage

Vintage, Polar, or suck my dick
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>>8848371
You mean the tampons OP shoves up his ass don't make him hotter to checks?!
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>>8844131
Talking Rain or bust
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Fuck La Croix, Crome all the way!
(Also fuck they still make La Croix? Imma need to get some imported then)
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>>8847270
Always thought it was la croi(no pause)x
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>>8844137
Fugg she was so prime
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>>8844335
yeah im not going to pay for water
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>>8847270
luh-croy
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Is this a Christian drink?
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>>8847299
You just look like a retard.
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>>8851475
>was
What happened?
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>>8853294
Quit and became preggers
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>>8853294
Quit pornography, dates a DJ or something, now pregnant. Atleast she's a nurse or something.
Im going to masturbate until I ejaculate, to her, tonight.
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>>8844172
That's like 200 calories a can
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>>8844172
Not if you're trying to avoid all the sugar. That shit tastes good, but it's about as healthy as regular soda.
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>>8846320
It's what I generally mix with, usually with vodka. Gin is okay with the lime or lemon, tequila is kind of...flavorful, and I'd probably mix with something else (or just have it in a margarita), and I haven't tried it with rum. But it's a great vodka mixer for sure.
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>>8847334
Fuck off, Nines.
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>>8845613
Whole foods has it if its still available they get special flavors its still the same price if not cheaper at other stores
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I pay $500 for a 12 pack of La Croix fluids, OP
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>>8847270

Did you not see wolf of wall street?
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>>8853449
What a great mother she'll make; posting fap-bait of herself online while carrying.

Reminds of a married pornstar who fucked her way into some extra cash while extremely pregnant.
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>>8853474
So.. what're we talking about here?
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>>8844131
you meant this right
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>>8853627
absolutely patrician
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>>8844131
>all the flavor of a sugary carbonated beverage

>Have a lime one
>Tastes like unflavored seltzer water

Fuck off
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just tried tangerine and it's fucking great
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I just had some yesterday for the first time. Some hipster girl brought it to a crawfish boil I went to. Gotta say it was pretty good. Pic related
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>>8844144
Pineapple strawberry flavor tastes exactly like monster energy
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>>8844131
I'm drinking a mango la croix right now. The mango and the coconut are main two I buy. The coconut is god tier.
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>>8845586
>>8845613
same. only been able to find it at whole foods which is 40 mins away from my house
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>>8847323
This is literally made in the US
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>>8847340

>using a fat European to talk shit about Americans being fat

ever heard of cognitive dissonance
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Bottles of Crystal Geyser Lemon Flavor for me. 42 oz at $0.68 when on sale. They use to be called Calistoga if by chance there is anyone who drank that all the time when they were a kid.
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>>8844131
>zero additives
the fuck does this even mean?
>>women adore it, increases alpha status
Thats literally like wearing women's perfume thinking it will impress them
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How about Zevia?
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>>8844131
How is it pronounced
'Cwah', like croissant?
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Best diet drink here
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>>8854449
Passionfruit a best
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>>8853485
remy lacroix
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>>8855306
I love doctor pepper but the diet one is shit, same as coke and pepsi.

The only good diet/zero drinks I've had are iron bru and fanta.
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>>8844131
the Aldi generic version taste better, more fruit flavor
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>>8844131
I drink these because I found out that I enjoyed carbonation way too much which then in turn helped me kick my soda addiction.
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>>8855099
It's alright. Tried a 24 sampler and there's no real way to replicate HFCS but it's as close as you can get without it.

Hard to have one and not think of it as a worse version of the real thing generally
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>>8844131
La Croix

#1 Coconut, never get sick of this one, and great with a squeeze of fresh lime too. It's even a good mixer half and half with limeade. I usually get mine at Publix.
#2 Blackberry Cucumber (the tall skinny can Curate version of La Croix

>>8847270
>How is it pronounced?
La Kroy, rhymes with Helen of Troy
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>>8844131
Eat shit nu-male.

For me, it's Coke Classic.
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It tasted like seltzer and rind.
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