Deliveroo

I work in the underwriting department of an insurance company and secretly give white people lower premiums

I don't know where deliveroo gets their deliverers from but they're all assholes with no road etiquette and very limited cycling ability and usually shit bikes. Had one of them literally lean on the sill of my driver's side window. What the fuck.

At least the regular messengers can track stand at lights and have cool bikes.

>>8843239
Oh no! That must have fucked your car up so bad! I hope he's dead now, fuck that guy

>>8843210
>we're not an employer policy
Elaborate

>>8843239
What a faggot! What race was he? Why didn't you push him over?

>>8843301
It's uber for food. Basically it means they don't have to treat their workers well or give them minimum wages/hours/protections because they're not a food delivery company they """just put people who want food in contact with people who want to deliver it""".

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>>8843210
Do you also deliver pure bottled water to those hipsters?

There's no way these companies can exist without fucking over their workers. Their margins are pretty razor thin because there's not really any economy of scale to take advantage of here.

>>8843485
Someone was telling me that the reason they keep hiring drivers despite already having too many is because each driver has to put down a £150 deposit for their jacket/bag etc. Supposedly this gives the impression of cash flow and keeps the investors happy. Not sure how true this is though.

>>8843239
>touching a cage is literally assault
>running over a cyclist is ok because I'm in a hurry and why should I take my eyes off my iphone even for a split second
yep, it's a cager alright

>>8843210
Deliveroo cunts are the cancer killing the delicate cyclist culture in the UK.

Saw some dickhead whizz by a granny and she was nearly knocked to the ground.

Look dickheads, you are delivering shitty fast food not vital organs.

>>8843442
Its pretty disgusting behaviour. They use all sorts of coded language to avoid naming people as employees, because doing so means they'd have to pay them more and give them rights.

The gig economy as a whole is disgusting.

>>8843748
works for indonesia, bangladesh, egypt, and other advanced countries. why not bring it here?

>>8843755
>and other advanced countries
>advanced

You're not fooling anyone Pajeet.

>>8843442
MACHA - Make America China Again!

>>8843682
Go slow down traffic somewhere else

>>8843216
Gods speed anon!

>>8844077
But I'm moving faster than traffic 90% of the time

It's usually you idiots stopped in the bike lane slowing *me* down

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>>8843216
I don't know why this made me laugh so hard

>>8844153
>But I'm moving faster than traffic 90% of the time
>Cyclists actually believe this

>>8843682
>>8843401
>>8843275
Your parents never taught you not to touch things that don't belong to you?

>>8844174
Don't run over cyclists and I won't touch your cage, how's that for a radical idea?

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>>8844165
>my cage can teleport through solid objects
It's a well known fact that cagers actually believe this

>>8844187
Stop riding your toy in the street 30mph below the limit and people won't run you over, how's that for a radical idea?

>>8844187
why do cucks assume they are getting run over left and right?

are you running red lights like a retard?

>>8844209
>I'm going faster than traffic because I conveniently switch between "I'm a pedestrian!" and "I'm a vehicle!" with no regard for traffic laws
>It's all those damn cagers fault!
I ride a motorcycle more than I drive and you fucking idiots have endangered my life more than any idiot in a car.

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>>8844187
Who the fuck said anything about running over people?

I live outside of Detroit, so growing up I'd go to a lot of car shows, or meetups. I don't to the Woodward Dream Cruise every year, the largest car cruise in America. Lots of shitty cars, lots of ricers, lots of classic cars, lots of expensive sports cars. The one thing my parents hammered into my head was that you don't touch what doesn't belong to you. Some of the paint jobs on these cars are worth more than your bike.
Regardless, it isn't a Cyclist vs Drivers thing, it's a basic common courtesy. I wouldn't touch your bike without permission, because I don't want you, or anyone touching my car without permission.

>Pic related, he can touch my $4000 paint job. You, nor anyone else, cyclist or not, can.

>>8844220
>citywide 25mph limit
>stop riding at 5mph
I'm not sure if cagers understand this since the operation of their vehicle alternates between pushing their foot all the way down on two different pedals that they can barely distinguish to save their lives, but it's actually not that easy to stay upright if you ride too slowly
>>8844228
>I live outside of detroit
Good, stay there please

>>8844239
>citywide 25mph limit
Ah, so you're some smug piece of shit kike yorker then?

>>8844246
Yes, everyone from New York is Jewish just like everyone from Michigan is black and unemployed

>>8844223
Cars run over cyclists for fun.
I had seven years of unbearable pain when one of your rolling death machines decided that 20mph in a 25mph zone was too slow and you fucking assholes ran over me and shattered my clavicle.

Cars fuck with walkers and bikers for fun. We all know this.
You fucking retards scream and honk at me for no reason while I'm walking and trigger epileptic seizures. Same with the high beams.

I'm convinced everybody that owns a vehicle is a fucking moron. I'm adding up about 200 trips to the hospital simply because epileptics aren't allowed to drive in the US and you fucking retards feel the need to do this shit.

Fuck off drivers. Leave walkers and bikers the fuck alone.

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>>8844251
Are we just stating facts now?

>>8844239
You ignore my entire post, except for the part where I mentioned where I live. Is it because you don't have a rebuttal? Did your parents, or did they not, teach you to not touch that which doesn't belong to you without permission?

>>8844260
Tell you what. Bring your cage to New York. I'll touch it. Then you can shoot me with your freedom gun and go to jail for life. We don't have the death penalty here so you'll have a cushy life subsidized by productive people like me, you won't have to grouse about how Obummer shipped your jerrb to Africa, free food and you get to bask in the triumph of your reward for murdering someone over a petty traffic dispute.

Deal?

>>8844264
Did your parents, or did they not, teach you to not touch that which doesn't belong to you without permission?

>>8844272
Property is theft.

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>>8844264

>>8844223
>cagers run red lights and kill people for fun
>b-but it's the cyclists who did it!

Technically it's not murder when you do it with a cage, I don't know what you're so indignant about. You literally have a license to kill:
https://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/16/nyregion/brooklyn-man-charged-with-manslaughter-in-hit-and-run-death-of-cyclist.html

>>8844272
I'm offering to let you find out. Let's test the theory. Did they or did they not? Come and see for yourself.

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OP here. To clarify, I live in Belgium so all this only applies to Deliveroo's Belgium branch.

>>8843239
Meh, this does apply to some riders in my town, but a big part of our team are all quite professional. Most of us are cycling enthousiasts and sport decent bikes. I use a 2.000 euro Trek myself. I've been cycling for years and got my road etiquette down. I guess this just depends from rider to rider and from town to town.

>>8843301
>>8843442
What he said, basically. Uber for food. They provide us with our gear (except bike and phone), technical support and a phone app to do our job. They do not technically emply us, we're basically freelancers. A payrol company for independent workers handles payments, etc.

From what I gathered, UK riders are getting fucked over, but that's not the case in Belgium. They're bound by Belgian law, so can't go under minimum wage or anything like that.

>>8843665
Horeshit. There's no deposit. Your friend's an idiot.

>>8843732
That's unfortonate. I always hear these stories coming from the UK. You guys do have a shitty cycling culture, from my experience cycling through southern England. Where are the bike lanes? Why did all drivers try and run me over?

Will gladly answer more questions, probably tommorow.

>>8844276
>Technically it's not murder when you do it with a car
>I don't know what vehicular manslaughter is

>>8844299
Maybe you can tell me what vehicular manslaughter is, because you seem to think it's legally considered murder

>>8843216
Thanks bro. We face so much discrimination these days it's good to see someone keeping it real for the oppressed.

>>8844301
>Vehicular homicide is a crime that involves the death of a person other than the driver as a result of either criminally negligent or murderous operation of a motor vehicle.
Read that last part very carefully, since you seem to be mentally disabled

>murderous operation of a motor vehicle

>>8844287
>They provide us with our gear (except bike and phone), technical support and a phone app to do our job. They do not technically emply us

In what line of self-employment does another party provide the self-employed with their tools?

>>8844317
I like how you are trying to retroactively change the question to "what is vehicular homicide"

I asked you to define vehicular manslaughter. Try again?

>>8844331
>Vehicular homicide is a crime that involves the death of a person other than the driver as a result of either criminally negligent or murderous operation of a motor vehicle.
Read that last part very carefully, since you seem to be mentally disabled

>murderous operation of a motor vehicle

>>8844255
If you're going below the limit, you need to fet off the road.

>>8844239
>citywide 25mph limit

Why are you telling lies on the Internet?

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>>8844333
Technically there are a few highways in like the Bronx and shit that have a higher limit, but that doesn't change the facts

>>8844332
Read the first two words more carefully before posting again.

Sound out the words and ask a grownup for help if you get stuck.

I believe in you, anon!

>>8844343
Holy shit one more reason to hate NYC

>>8844333
If you can't operate a vehicle without murdering people, you need to take the bus.

>>8844361
>in the hospital 200 times
>thinking it's anyone's fault but your own

You're in the fucking way. You deserve to be murdered.

>>8844353
>Vehicular homicide is a crime that involves the death of a person other than the driver as a result of either criminally negligent or murderous operation of a motor vehicle.
Read that last part very carefully, since you seem to be mentally disabled

>murderous operation of a motor vehicle

>>8844373
You've lost all semblance of humanity. You need to be institutionalized.

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>>8844373
The mind of the common cager

>>8844374
Remember, it's ok to ask for help!

>>8844384
I never text while driving.

>>8844381
Cyclists feel entitled to fuck the road up for normal people just so they can play with their toys in the street. If anyone is a cancer on this planet, it's you.

>>8844255
First Responder here, I am going to break it down for you so you can improve your shitposting in the future.

>20mph in a 25mph zone was too slow and you fucking assholes ran over me and shattered my clavicle
A 20MPH crash would likely result in you getting tossed over the car, and not run over or anywhere even near the underside of the, especially if you were only clipped. "You assholes" is an ambiguous subject here. Additionally, injuries to a clavicle generally heal within 8 to 10 weeks with no lasting issues. Being the only injury you listed, it would have been a clean break and not a "shatter."
>200 trips to the hospital
Epileptic seizures usually do not requrie hospitalization, and are not triggered by "screaming" or noise, or a flash of a highbeam.
>epileptics aren't allowed to drive in the US
This varies by severity and state. I suggest you move and then you can honk at pedestrians too.

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>>8844397
Cagers feel entitled to fuck up the road for normal people just so they can take up 8x more road space and destroy public property because in their diseased minds causing carnage and mayhem is a basic human right

>>8844333
It's legal to ride on the right side of the road at any speed. It's not legal to send bikers flying 40 feet and watch their bones shatter because you were in a hurry.
Cars are the cancer killing the earth. I hope every one of you dies.
I don't get to drive and you faggots make a simple walk to the store into a trip to the hospital every fucking ten days.
Stop honking, stop pushing, stop screaming and stop flashing your high beams at me. You are fucking morons that can't drive a lawnmower and trying to do extra while driving a car is sure to result in failure. I can fucking see you coming. Blind and deaf people do not walk on the side of the road, but epileptics do.

Fuck off and die in a car crash you massive faggot.

>>8844402
>especially if you were "only clipped"
>being "only clipped" doesn't have consequences
How do you think people end up under wheels? They dive down there for fun? Or is it that mystery of post-crash investigation physics, "he musta got sucked by the vacuum behind the truck" which is somehow possible without the driver going 1000% the speed limit and multiple violations of newtonian physics?

>>8844402
I hit a curb, I do have seizures when startled, they do require hospital visits and epileptics are not allowed to drive in the US.
Clear things up? You can stop roleplaying now.

>>8844408
The road is for cars, it's been that way ever since normal people could afford cars.
>b-but muh technical letter of the law says i can bring my toys on it
Fuck off.

>>8844410
People are trying to live their normal lives and you're obstructing them. People like you slow down the normal operation of society, which depends on cars. Get off the fucking road. I genuinely hope the next accident kills you.

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>>8844410
God himself could not create a more butthurt being

>be walking on sidewalk around a bend
>cuck on a bright yellow racing bike feels the need to nearly clip me doing 20 MPH in a full tour de france lean
>literally feel his backpack strap hit my waste and feel his rear tire hit the tip of my shoe


The only time I have ever been close to getting hit by anyone was by cucks on 2 wheels.

>>8844425
The road is for people trying to get from Point A to Point B. Please find a more plausible rationale for murder, like "I couldn't stand the smug look on his face so I lost it and hit the gas"

>>8844442
The road is for driving from A to B. The sidewalk is for poor people to walk to a bus stop. There is no place in society for cyclists, who in a truly just world would be shot on sight.

>>8844418
A 20MPH crash is simply not fast enough for someone to go under, retard.

He googled "wuts the worst bone to break" and picked he one that wouldn't leave him paralyzed.

>epileptics are not allowed to drive in the US
>>Each state has individual driving regulations. People with epilepsy are required to report their condition to their State Department of Motor Vehicles (DMV). However, states require different people to do the reporting. Some states require the doctor to contact the DMV. Other states require the patient to sign a simple form at the time of application for a license or at the time of license renewal, declaring that they will notify the DMV of changes in their health status or driving ability.

Why do you insist on being wrong? You can stop role-playing now.

>>8844456
Buses would be faster than the subway if not for you cagers. Yet more reasons why they should be abolished.

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>>8844410

>I don't get to drive

Judge took the privilege away after too many DWIs huh...

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>>8844425
I have not rode a bike in a decade. I can't. Can you take a wild guess as to why?

I was riding in a bike lane and a vehicle turned right into me until I hit the curb.
Funny fucking joke, huh, that I couldn't sleep right or use my left arm for seven years because jeep guy thought it would be funny to push me into a curb?

Fucking kill yourself, cancer. I get to deal with my left arm not working for life, you get to deal with $80 speeding tickets and parking violations.

>>8844473
>subway
Only exists in a tiny number of places, not important or relevant for a discussion of society in general.

>buses
Are for poor people, it doesn't matter how shitty or slow they are because they're a waste of money anyway.

>>8844484
You deserved it for taking your toy on the street. The inly thing Jeep guy did wrong was not backing up over you to finish the job.

>>8844470
Nah I put a picture of my shattered clavicle up.
You're defending attempted murder and you are a genuine faggot for it.
Probably a /o/ fag.

>>8844470
>A 20MPH crash is simply not fast enough for someone to go under
Ignoring the fact that you're wrong for a moment, how many multiples of the citywide 25mph limit would I have to get "just clipped" at in order for someone on a bike to end up under the wheels of a vehicle? 3x? 4x? Can a box truck even accelerate to that speed in the course of one city block?

Also, I'm not epileptic, I'm not the guy you're mad at, and I have a cage license, not that it's much of an accomplishment in this country.

>>8844485
>society
>lives in a place without a subway system
What's it like living in a hunter-gatherer society?

>>8844484
>Funny fucking joke, huh, that I couldn't sleep right or use my left arm for seven years because jeep guy thought it would be funny to push me into a curb?
That's a p good prank dude. Long term shit is the funniest.

>>8844484
>be walking genetic failure whose brain short circuits at the slightest sudden noise or flash of light
>falls off his bike because someone coughed
>pube like chest hair does not take any of the brunt of the collision
>fragile soap bones leave him without a working arm for nearly a decade

kys lmao

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>>8844497
Ook ook bok bok click MUH CAGE click click ook ooga ook

>>8844493
I was using the term figuratively, he pushed me into a foot high curb and I flew 40 feet, then he sped off. Had I not turned into the curb, he would have crushed me. I was touching his vehicle with my left shoulder, arm unextended.
Any question of deliberation is off. Dude tried to kill me and I got hurt. I haven't rode a bike since and still have thousands of problems with vehicles and the fucking morons allowed to operate them.
I'm not one of these delivery fags you were talking about. I'm just a guy that got fucking destroyed while normally operating a bicycle.

God biker verus car fights are the most retarded shit. Its just 2 whiney white people bitching at each other. Get lives.

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>>8844284
lol easy there internet tough guy.

I'm honestly surprised you can even ride a bike without getting the seat sucked halfway up your gaping bootyhole from all the dicks you take on a daily basis.

>>8843682
I am literally a cyclist more often than not. Just don't touch people's fucking cars.

>>8844527
I just want to take a moment to laugh at the fact that you put $4000 worth of paint on a fucking camaro

I don't even give a shit about cars but even I know enough to know how funny that is

I get having a car and driving in a rural area, but what the hell are you fucks doing driving literally everywhere in suburbia? Get some exercise

>>8844333
It's an upper limit moron.

>>8844534
It's extremely rare for me to come into physical contact with a cage. Doesn't mean it's not a crazy double standard that cagers can kill with impunity but accidentally touching a cage lightly with your elbow when squeezing through gridlock is seen as some kind of rape

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>>8844543
Anon you need to stop, you've already embarrassed yourself quite thoroughly

>>8844546
I'll stop when I decide it's time to stop. The only one embarrassing himself is the cager rating about how non-cagers should be shot on sight

>>8844433
The people who shit themselves over having to go a little slower for a negligible part of their journey are pretty clearly the most butthurt around.

>Cage
>Cager
Jesus fuck how childish do you have to be.

>>8844489
>implying a jeep isn't a toy

I drive a full size pickup truck and also ride a trek road bike. Fuck with me

The cyclists for Deliveroo in Dublin need to get it together

>>8844556
They go apeshit 100% of the time when they have to slow down. If you cross the street a thousand feet in front of them, impeding them none, they will ride the dirt and rocks on the side of the street passing you, aggressively revving their engines.

It's a wonder that cars aren't outlawed when people us them to express their emotions and attack people who have to walk.

I guess it's hard to understand that there are people in your country that will spend years in jail if they ever got caught driving, because of seizures or other disorders, but it's best to just honk at them, hit them with high beams, scream at them and let them go.
They can't help it, they were on the side of the road, they were bound oto be harassed for using their legs, the dumbasses.

OP here. Please stop this retared discussion. Go back to /b/.

>>8844575
Your literally raping me right now you fucking cager how could you say that FUCKING CIS CAGER REEEEEEE.

>>8844581
You are an inconvenience for everyone around you, and yet you feel entitled to have everybody bend over backwards and take time out of their day to accomodate you. Why don't you just get out of the way?

>>8844581
>mad at everyone around him and making up stories because they wont let him behind the wheel

please go back to /n/

>>8844287
>Thus only applies to Deliveroo's Belgium branch
>Horseshit. There's no deposit. Your friend's an idiot

>>8844581
Pretty much. Yesterday on my way to work I was pulling up to a red light and a cager came through the intersection, as soon as he saw me he starts hammering on the horn and he literally slowed down to give me the stink eye. If it hadn't been for my headlight being turned on (it was raining) he probably wouldn't even have noticed and his day wouldn't have been ruined

It's like as soon as they see something that doesn't fit neatly into their definition of "normal" they have an emotional breakdown and start behaving like overgrown toddlers

>>8844600
maybe you shouldn't ride around with a dragon dildo hanging out of your mouth. kids are watching.

>>8844484
>handicapped for life because my arm gets sore easily

And you're bitching? You are now a proud rider of the gravy train called disability. The people that are worth a fuck now feed, cloth, house and pay for your drugs of choice. Weakass fucks like you that get a couple of bruises or a broken bone and wallow in self pity and rage for the rest of their lives should have lived 100 years ago when double amputees pushed themselves around on a wheeled tray doing odd jobs to survive. You learned a valuable lesson the hard way: Don't violate peoples space. But don't expect people to pity you, leech.

>>8844591
>>8844596
>people use cars to express their emotions

So I was right. I know how to get replies, friends. Keep defending your homicidal behavior.

>>8844614
>I would rather get paid a pittance every month for being handicapped than have full use of my body
Well of course you would, cager. You didn't appreciate your body to begin with, you consider it a burden which is why you have a 5,000 pound motorized wheelchair to carry it around for you

>>8844591
Cars inconvenience other cars way more often

>>8844614
You don't fucking get $1200 a month for life for breaking a bone.
Sorry you're assuming things that never happened, but I'm not a nigger.

I never found the guy and I paid my own medical bills and never got closure oror a tiny bit of pain relief.
Maybe you think america is something it isn't.

>>8844625
That doesn't count because it's other cars and like, muh feelings or something

>>8844614
>Don't violate peoples space

By cycling on a public road?

>>8844628
Maybe some cars should consider more important cars' feelings and get off the roads

>>8844617
>calling you jealous and emotional means I use cars to express mine

nigger what

>>8844624
>5,000 pound motorized wheelchair

This is the most accurate description of a rolling death machine I have ever heard.
Your words here will be carried on, so you know.

>>8844535
Not even the same dude but I think its funny that he can afford a paint job that costs more than your shit ass bike.

I was also just wondering why you think its ok to touch other peoples property that doesn't belong to you, could you explain this without going off on an autistic rant about people shooting you and bringing up obama for no reason?

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>>8844637
>rolling death machine
>jeeps and crossovers

lol

>>8844637
>Your words here will be carried on, so you know.
Who the fuck writes like this

>>8844652
I wonder if skewered cyclists will aid in downforce if arranged properly

>>8844660
Cyclists

>>8844647
>you think its ok to touch other peoples property that doesn't belong to you
>other peoples property that doesn't belong to you
>other peoples property
>that doesn't belong to you

Get a load of brainz over here.

>>8844647
>shit ass bike

All bikes in the $100 range work extremely well and last for years. Buying a $4000 aircraft grade aluminum titanium space grade antigravity lightweight alloy tour de france 2643 edition space bike with a titanium chair with butt crease on top is literally the autism you describe.

Why the fuck do people on thisthis board get slightly upset and call everything autism while suggesting people do autistic things?

Bikes are $100 you fucking retard.
t.The autistic kid who just shat on you, faggot.

I work for a different company, same service
It's not a lot of money but I'm used to a humble life so I don't mind it, I get paid to ride all day, or sometimes just take a nap in a park for 4 hours (when I'm doing a shift for a restaurant that hardly ever needs a delivery [still get paid])

>>8844647
Why would I ride a $4000 Di2 fred sled to work, in the rain, in the snow and salt slush? Are you some kind of retard? You know what salt does to electronics?

Oh right, you think it's reasonable to put a paint job you can't afford on a whitetrashmobile. Know how I know you can't afford it? You literally said touching paint on a camaro - not even something nice, but a camaro - justifies shooting people.

>>8844675
>All bikes in the $100 range work extremely well and last for years
Uh, no they don't. Unless you are talking about a used bike that its owner agreed to sell for $100

A bike that retails for $100 (assuming you could even find such a thing) would have parts made out of pot metal and pretty much fall apart just trying to do basic maintenance. Try $450 or so for a new bike that would last for years made out of decent materials.

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>>8844669
>>8844675
>>8844704

holy shit evasive maneuvers on dodging the question right here.

>You literally said touching paint on a camaro justifies shooting people.

when was this ever said dumbass?

>>8844724
>>8844489
>>8844456
>>8844425
>>8844373

>>8844730
I'm not even the guy with the camaro and none of these people even mention that guys car.

You need to get over this victim complex you have thinking that every driver is out to get you and move on with life.

>>8844759
I don't think every driver is out to get me

I think about 1 in 10,000 is, which is enough to be a significant threat to my life, and worth being concerned about, since I ride about 150 miles a week and encounter hundreds if not thousands of cars every day

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>>8844763
FUCKING CAGERS GET OUUTTTT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>8844629
He admitted to fucking with the dudes car. Cars are an extension of personal space. The car dude took exception to it and maybe overreacted, or maybe not, depends on your perspective, and fucked him up.

They should force you bike twits to go through an education course and get a license so you learn fundamentals like "don't rest your filthy, lice ridden, sweaty arms on other peoples property." You fucks are selfish beyond belief.

When did not owning a car become such a point of pride? Every single thread that involves a bicycle involves 100 posts of springing out. Also I thought the term "cage" was used by motorcyclists and not bicyclists, it's kind of funny imaging all these guys in spandex suits and bicycle helmets screaming about cages.

>>8844779
>fucking with
Lightly touching with his elbow = fucking with? The guy does more damage to his car just sitting his fat ass in it
>Cars are an extension of personal space
I realize the irony is lost on you, but when you pass within 6 inches of me to try to race to the red light 200 feet ahead of us, I consider that to be an invasion of my personal space

>>8844077
>t. cagecuck

you are traffic

>>8844803
>When did not owning a car become such a point of pride? Every single thread that involves a bicycle involves 100 posts of springing out.
You realize that's only because cagers see the word "bicycle" and start raving about why people should be murdered for taking up 3 feet of marked bike lane where they're legally not even allowed to drive?

Literally nobody brings up not owning a car in these threads until the cagers start with their nonsense about how bikes are for the poor and owning a gas-powered shitbox is a sign of great personal wealth.

>>8844810
Yeah, and you're slowing me down

>>8844846
The post that started this argument was someone specifically complaining about the company employees. Some samefag replied to him like 4 times and then the thread long argument happened.

>>8844287
>That's unfortonate. I always hear these stories coming from the UK. You guys do have a shitty cycling culture, from my experience cycling through southern England. Where are the bike lanes? Why did all drivers try and run me over?

theres no cycle lanes because most motorists here are dead against them since it leaves them with less space on the road and might lead to more queues; same for bus lanes

>>8843732
Lel, this is a funny post but also true

This thread made me hate cyclists.

>>8844895
Just hate /n/. Your average cyclist is p defensive. At the end of the day, you'd rather have your limbs together than win a court case just because you /technically/ don't have to stop at Stop signs.

>>8843748
>>8843442

>muh rights

You get to make your own hours. You get paid decently, sometimes tipped, for an even more basic job than something like waiting tables. And it requires no previous experience. What else are do you feel entitled to? Legitimately curious

C'mon guys don't be dicks

>>8844924
You're about 140 posts too late.

So, like, how the fuck does Deliveroo/Foodora/UberEats even make money if they're not employing anyone?

I assume they take a cut of every order, right? And from that would come the pay for the delivery guys, right? But they don't "employ" anyone so how can they pay anyone?

>>8844954
I'm pretty sure the people ordering the service pay through the app and part of that is taken for the service of them sending money through the app. A lot of cash transfer apps do that.

>>8844976
Walk me through it chief.

>I order something with UberEats
>Meal costs $8.99
>Service fee of $2.50
>This fee gets deposited into the bank accounts of UberEats

Now what? How does the money move from Uber to Jimmy Deliveryboy's account without a contract of employment?

>>8845011
I was just taking a guess, but if they said they were taking a portion of the money as a fee for acting as a cash app service then they definitely could within the confines of the law.

>>8845011
Well I just looked it up for some reason and apparently they have a delivery fee from the customer and also take a commission from the restaurant for acting as a delivery service. I don't know how that works in Euro law, but there is probably a good reason delivery boys hate their guts and taxi drivers hate Uber. We could also go into a long discussion about people making use of contracts to get around labor laws but that's probably more appropriate for /pol/.

>>8845094
So in most cases the delivery guy isn't taking any cash on these deliveries, except maybe some tips here and there?

What is the rate by which they are paid? Is it commission based where your cut depends on the price of the meal or is it a flat rate for each meal delivered?

>>8845106
Shit man I don't know google it I guess. I think OP has abandoned the thread after the shitflinging contest so you won't get any answers from him. The websites of each company should have a walkthrough for people looking for work.

>>8845011
I assume it works just like uber. any money is paid to the driver, and the driver has to pay uber some fees for using the service

So how do you keep the food inside from spilling everywhere in your backpacks

>>8845386
It isn't too hard if you restrain it properly. As long as you aren't a mongoloid who can't ride a bike properly.

>>8843210
>Implying you get to hit on hipster girls
>Implying hipster girls hit on you
>Implying hipster girls even look at you differently other than a bell boy
Why do you even state that fact? To make you feel better?

>>8843210
i averaged >20€ an hour at a busy bar during my studies, and i mostly worked day shifts which are less busy = less tips.
I know you have to enter a couple places and ask if they are hiring to get something like this, but why anyone would prefer an underpayed physical job is beyond me,
germany btw, so it would prolly equal $ if working at a bar in the US

>>8843210
>euro's
>what's not to like
Biking through Sharia zones

>>8845610
When did this board turn into fucking /pol/? Go shitpost somewhere. This board has really turned to shit.

As for the people asking how we get payed, basically Deliveroo charges a 2,5 euro delivery fee + a 20-30% commision on the restaurant's food.

I make an hourly wage + bonusses, which gets paid out to me every two weeks by SMART, a non-profit payroll/support company for independent workers, mainly artists and bike messengers like us.

They recieve a portion of Deliveroo's revenue to pay us, I guess.

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Sounds fun

Can I do it on my motorbike?

>>8847643
Lmao look at this triggered Muslim