SLOW COOKER THREAD Post your best lazy motherfucker recipes.

>throw in a chicken
>add salt
>cook

wa la

>>8842827
Instructions unclear, got my cock stuck in a Crock-Pot. Smells pretty good so far though.

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>milk
>kraft singles
>frozen burger patties
>taco bell taco seasoning
>after and hour add macaroni

bomb mac n cheese

You sound like a working class chump. I bet you thought it would be a great "investment", how you would wake up to a warm, healthy breakfast to start off your long day. Maybe, you even had a couple thoughts about all the other nifty little uses you could find for the thing, how it would help you cook healthier meals in general, shed a couple pounds off the old gut, boost your confidence around work and with the ladies. Yeah, maybe that slow cooker would start your life cooking again, wouldn't it? I can see your strained hands holding the box and reading through it carefully at the store. A little bit pricey, but you're the type of guy who thinks everything is more than you can spend, aren't you. And look what happened to you. Look what the slow cooker did to you. Fucked you over, and made you clean it like a useless bitch. You don't even fucking like oatmeal. Piece of shit, you've been repeating those three words your whole life, haven't you. Yeah, how was work after that piece of shit fucked you over? I bet it was on your mind the whole day, you probably didn't say shit to nobody. Can't be telling people about your mistakes. How your little fix yourself plan, failed you. Don't want people to start thinking you're the failure. You're the piece of shit, all along. You don't want that do you? You don't want to be the piece of shit everybody secretly whispers about, do you? Was your father a piece of shit like you? I bet he never had a slow cooker. He had a woman, a house, a damn good job. I bet it's slow cooking you the fuck alive, isn't it. Comparing yourself to him. How one day when all the steam runs our of your life, you'll discover how you're nothing more than burnt shit to be scrapped off and thrown in the trash.

>>8843085
Tldr

>>8842824
pork shoulder
>go to aldi and buy it
>come home cut open plastic
>put in cooker for 6 hours

thats it

>>8843103
At least throw in a bottle of mojo and some halved limes.

>>8842827
Why not just roast it in the oven? It's faster and the skin gets crispy

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>>8842824
try slowcooking a pot of water
it's great since it becomes all steamy and shit

>>8842824
Why not just use a fucking pot on low heat though?

>>8843428
i find its always so much more tender