is there anything more elite?

I can think of around 300 different American made craft beers.

>>8842034
>300
I highly doubt you can name that many unless you work in a craft beer bar in Austin or something

>>8842030

Garbage is never elite. Sugar water is sugar water is sugar water. Though I do enjoy peeling that foil top off :3

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This!

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>>8842030
Shit has as many calories as a can of coke.

If I am going to drink soda, I will drink the most patrician drink on the planet.

>>8842094
>judging a drink by it's calories.

if you really care about your health then you'd judge soft drinks by their sugar contents.

>>8842094
>patrician
It's the common man's drink even people in Filipino slums enjoy the brown stuff, not that there's anything wrong with that but Coke is hardly "elite" or "patrician" in any regard.

>>8842053

You can't think of 60 different breweries and then think of an average of at least 5 beers you've tried from each?

At 11 this morning a beer rep randomly stopped into the restaurant I work at and a few of us sampled 8 of their beers.

>>8842030
i have tried the orange ad lemon ones. theywrrre very good. Don't know if I can get the other ones though. What flavor are the rest?

>>8842100
>calories
>sugar content

literally the same thing for soft drinks

all (non-diet) soda has basically the same amount of sugar anyway

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>>8842094
>patrician drink
Here's an actual patrician drink

>wah I need muh sugar to enjoy sparkling water

Wow so elite.

Anyway everyone knows indiebrew kombucha is the most patrician

>>8842220
kys

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>>8842030
There is, but I don't think they sell it to burgerclaps, sorry.

>>8842235
dandelion & burdock tastes like shit

Fentiman's is patrician.
I like their Victorian lemonade, ginger beer, and the dandelion burdock.

>>8842220
When you grow kombucha you add sugar or fruit juice to feed the culture, though...

>>8842122
i will never comprehend why people farce on an anonymous board. you have no reputation

>>8842293

>non-american detected

And if Austin is your point of reference for some place with a little culture, you aren't a real American, Jeff.

>>8842122

>duuuuuuude, you can't like, think of over 300 individual beers?

get a load of this commie

>>8842305

Pretty sure having that many amazing options available to you, all successful small business, is the opposite of communism.

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>>8842030
those cost like 50 cent at my local lidl. Try Thomas Henry poorfag.

>>8842323

*real world, historical communism

>>8842324
They cost $2 to $3 in the US per can.

>>8842235
They sell that at a hipster market near my uni.

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>>8842332
so are paying top dollar for cheaply made sugar water that has its price driven up by transport and marketing kek.

>>8842235
>>8842335
Wegmans sells it.

>>8842255
yeah but the sugar is consumed by the bacteria and not by you.

>>8842339
Americans, what can I say?

Muh marketing. Muh packaging. Muh diabetes.

>>8842030
we only have the lemon and clementine would like to try the other flavours though.

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For me, it's a pure glass of water.

>>8842296
I bet you came to Austin from California and you brag to all of your friends back home about how "open and chill Austin is duuuuuuude"
go back you fucking poser

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>>8842030

That's not La Croix

>>8843338

>moving to fucking texas, or anywhere in the south

You're delusional.

>>8843588
You would be surprised how many californians have moved to austin. Bringing their shitty fake lifestyles and post-hipsters

>>8843588
Don't go to Texas, people piss on everything and it fucking reeks. Mexicans also strategically place their hundred foot wide community shit pits directly on the border.
0/10 Worst state in america.

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>>8842094
>not preferring pic related

>>8843362
Coconut is the best flavor and most aesthetic looking can.

>>8843630
>>8843338
>btw I have a boyfriend
I heard you the first time

>>8842335
It's sold in every chippy in the UK

>>8842122
go on then you cunt, 300 (THREE HUNDRED) beers

im waiting

>>8842235
I fucking hate dandelion and burdock

>>8843630
I live in Houston, it's fucking hell. It's Midgar with Muslims. We vacation to Austin at every opportunity

Also In-N-Out is better than Whataburger

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>>8842030
>so many varieties of citrus

>>8842030
Good with rum.

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>>8843649

Coconut is a close second, I love mixing it with spiced rum and lime :9

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>>8842030
you're like a little baby. watch this:
homemade oranżada on a water kefir base.

>>8842235

They do a fantastic cola, its called 'Curiosity Cola'

Its very similar to coke but it has the sweet, Herb-like aftertaste of the cola cube confectionery

>>8843735

Never had lime yet nor mixed with alcohol. I think with summer coming, these sparkling waters are super refreshing. I'll give a go, next time I drink.

>>8842235
It's not common, but a few markets sell that around here.

Dandelion & Burdock a shit, btw.

>>8843362
Based LC

>>8842197
That looks tasty

>>8842064
Except it's made from fruit juice so no sugar

>>8842030
chinotto>grapefruit>lemon>blood orange>orange>orange and pomegranate

haven't tried the others, but I'd guess bitter orange fits between grapefruit and orange, and lemon and mint is at the very bottom

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>>8844737
>he doesn't know what fructose is

>>8842187
Just different types of citrus, the red one is blood orange. Pretty good. There's a grapefruit one I really like

>>8843362
Agreed, those citrus soda are so high in sugar. I would much rather have also croix

>>8843824
Grapefruit la croix is great mixed with bourbon, bitters, and the sweetener/ artificial sweeteners of your choice

>>8845108
I don't. What is it?

>>8842030
Too fucking expensive although I drink this stuff pretty frequent now. Anyone know where I can find a source for 50 cents a pop? Currently getting it for around 80 cents a pop from walmart.

>>8843647
Pepsi is trash.

>>8842197
>infused with luck

Patricians do not need such gimmicks.

>>8842197
read it as madfuccy at first glance

>>8842030
>based italian sandwich shop that imports random snacks (amaretti cookies fuck my ass) and has all the flavors
I can't think of anything better when I want something quick

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Posting god-tier soda