>preheat oven

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>salt food

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>Fold not stir

>>8841875
>preheat microwave

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>>8841875
>2 tbsp garlic, minced

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>bring water to a boil

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>>8841875
>cut

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>add butter

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>>8841875

>allow to cool

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>dice finely

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>eat

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>drain excess fat

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>apply heat

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>>8841875

>stir occasionally

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>Marinate overnight

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>skim foam from top

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>Medium-high heat

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>>8841875

>stiff peaks

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>bake on the middle rack

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>Two egg whites

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>allow to cool

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>flip halfway through cooking time

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>season to taste

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>season to taste

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>carefully remove bones and skin from the fish

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>>8841875

>deglaze and reserve for later

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>serves 4

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>add enough/a bit/some

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>cut film cover to vent

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>Bake

You know I finally decided to heat my pan up first like all those pictures of Ramsay saying the pan is nice and hot and it actually works really well I don't know why you guys mock him for saying it.

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>>8842223
>Pan nice and hot

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>>8842223

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>enjoy

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>take off plastic wrapping

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>microwave uncovered

>enjoy with a pure glass of water

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>cook until done

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>retardando down to andante 3/4th

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>4 heaping tablespoons

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>Remove film from brownie
>Carefully remove brownie with a fork; set aside

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>Cook until golden brown

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>stir until ready

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>leave stand for 1 minute
>then cook for a further 5 minutes

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>lather sauce evenly

>>8843890
The bullshit of all bullshits

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>microwave times are approximate

>>8843974
Ive never heard of this term "lather" for sauce.

>>8841875
>heat in medium sauce pan
>tfw no medium sauces

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>>8841997
>1.5 egg whites

>>8844002
He probably meant "slather," but he's also probably retarded.

>let it rest

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>chill
>reheat before serving

>>8844609
It's like the corn starch onahole all over again.

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>>8844444
>get doubles

>>8842223
Because it should be obvious that you preheet the pan.

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>marinate overnight

>wrinse

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>refrigerate overnight

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>let it rest

>>8844656
tried that once but i didnt have corn starch only baking soda and corn flour.
it didnt set so all i was left with was some goopy shit.

still made love it it though.

>>8844820
meant for >>8844620 obviously.

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> flour you surface before kneading

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>four cloves of garlic
>all the cloves are different sizes

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>marinate meat 45-60 minutes
>for best results marinate overnight

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>take one capsule with water once every 8 hours

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>pan
>nice and hot

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>>8845151
>instructions say to take 1 to 2 tablets every four hours depending on the pain
>take 4 every 4 hours

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>>8841875
>preheat spoon

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>Mix by hand
>for 30 minutes

this thread is reddit tier cancer. i fucking hate this board

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>remove from packaging

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>food

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>follow instructions on the box

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>bring to a roaring boil

and...what's the problem with anything posted here? it's basic instruction.

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>>cook

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>>8846216
begone

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>keep refrigerated

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>do not eat raw

>>8842185
Lost

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>Wash your hands

>>8841912
Is that dr house before he got his MD?

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>After 1 minute, remove, stir, then microwave for 3 more minutes

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>Tenderize For 30 Minutes

>>8841875
Stop reading old recipes faggot!

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>made with pork, beef and chicken

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>>8847020
DELET THIS RIGHT FUCKING NAOW

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>enjoy hot or cold

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>max fill line

>>8842185
this

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>leave it to ferment for 6 months

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>do not wash raw poultry

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>gluten-free

>prepare your anus

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>do NOT squeeze the bag by hand

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>>8844444
>waste dubs and pents

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>remove from packaging

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>Give it the ooool' tappa-tappa

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>serving suggestion

>shake before drinking

>cut the bag in the corner

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>CAREFULLY remove pastry from your non stick pan
>Now roll it over

>spread the sauce evenly

>>8844444
Fucking. Checked.

>>8847303
Epic. Upvote.

>>8845462
Oh god I want her to insert her whole foot into my mouth

Plz don't let my gf read this

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>dry age

>>8847314
I want her to choke me with one foot and crush my balls with the other, and I want
>>8847308
To watch

>>8847314
>>8847331
>her

>>8847346
Fuck. Now I get why "shes" holding that pot there. Would probably still go for it desu.

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>use REAL lemon juice, not from concentrate

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>SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Smoking Causes Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Emphysema, and May Complicate Pregnancy.

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>>8841875
>precool freezer

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>>8844444
Fucking checked

>>8847353
who even uses lemon juice from concentrate

>>8847518
who even uses lemon juice*

FTFY

>>8842185
This was the first one that was actually funny

>>8847544
>take lemon
>squeeze lemon
problem solved

>>8845619
This was only the second funny one

>>8847560
>wanting lemon liquid all over your hands

>problem solved
problem moved

>>8841875
I feel like maybe 1/4 of the posters in this thread knew what OP was going for

>>8847591
you seem surprised

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>until golden brown on the edges

>>8841875
>preheat oven

don't they know it'll blow the fuse so that ill have to wait twenty minutes to turn it back on?

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>No added sugar

>>8847314
I'm telling her right now.

>don't cut into the poison glands

>>8847584
>squeeze lemon
>apply water to hand
solved once again

>>8844642
>Quints

>Mechanically separated.

>>8848527
>wanting a wet hand

>solved once again
problem moved

>cut in butter

>>8841903
Just spray the inside with water and run it a full power for a minute. Don't be lazy.

good thread

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>>8844642
>>8847252
>>8847514
>>8847303

>checking digits on /ck/

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>Season with salt and pepper

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>>8849123
>not checking post digits before reading the content of other's posts

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>check internal temperature

>>8844444
Chckd!

>>8847314
Its too late Kyle ive seen it all!
ive already packed youre stuff

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>>8849123
>not checking quints

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>add if desired

>for best results marinate overnight
Depending on latitude and time of year, "overnight" can be anywhere from 0 to 24 hours. Wat do?

>>8843809
>decrecendo

>>8847202
He made something decent-looking?

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>>>cook

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>>8846988
>he doesn't tenderize his meat

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>only use fresh herbs

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>>8841875
>deglaze

>>8849499

Anybody else feel like a wizard when they deglaze a pan? I feel like anybody who knows nothing about cooking could become a master chef if they just learned to add liquid to a hot pan and scrape off that burnt shit

>>8845528
No one's forcing you to be here.

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>>8849123
> forgetting that /ck/ has its own meme for checking digits

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>>8849460
It's rare like a blue-eyed Black girl