>watch steak cook video >now let rest 20 minutes >close vidoe

>>8841675
Show me One (1) video where they say 20 minutes.

>>8841675
>needing to watch video on cooking steak
>gets buttblasted by the instructions

Enjoy your trip to Sizzler.

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>she will never be your gf
why even live

>>8841742
https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/videos/techniques/how-roast-and-carve-rib-beef

your welcome

>>8842308
>your welcome

is it my welcome or his welcome?

>>8841675
No honey, you're thinner than me, NOT prettier.

>>8842308
That doesn't look like a steak.

>>8842350
Yours

>>8841675
enjoy burning your mouth

>>8842308
That's not steak, you donut

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>>8841808

>>8842353
To be more kawaii, eat less pie

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the anticipation makes it more delectable

>>8842584
>whore makeup
dropped

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>>8842535

>>8841808
She looks like she needs a shower

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>>8842535
>>8842755

>>8841742
Fucking Ramsay says you need to rest the steak as long as you cooked it, same for prime rib, it's bonkers

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>>8843053
Delet dis

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I want mummy to cook me food

>>8841675
She needs to put her fucking hair up. Looks like a greasy teenager and she works in government

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>>8843242
My mummy not yours

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>facebook friend posts pic related
>promptly unfriend

>>8842308
That's an entire roast dinner you dipshit.

Stop exaggerating whats actually said. Also:

>Following recipes exactly to the letter
>Not using your brain to think logically
>Needs his hand held and arse wiped every step of the way.

Maybe you should stick to microwaveable dinners son.

>>8843249
Fuck you

>>8842308
you stupid donkey

>>8843323
>triggered by frozen brocc

>>8843740
It was actually the unevenly grilled (burned) steak

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>>8843833
>not upset by the lumpy pomme puree

get on my level BRAH

>>8842308
AHHHHH
holy fuck that's over cooked, way to waste $80-100

>>8841808

Yeah she's like 18 years late to be my gf. Old hag.

>>8844150
What did you expect? It's britbongistan, ffs.

>>8844179
underage & banned

>>8843374
>t. someone who couldn't tell you how much spices he puts in because he "seasons to taste"

>>8843323
at least they tried
and their portions are good

>>8842353
>>8842539
Um sorry sweetie but I'm prettier than any girl posted ITT

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>>8845353

>>8845353
I'm totally hot and cool irl, please ask me about how hot I am.

>>8843323
Holy shit. I mean sometimes I fuck up a good meal, but I don't show it off. Although even if I did fuck up a steak that ba, I'd cut that burnt quarter off.