Alright boys, tonight we are making tendy fried rice.

no we arent, kys

>>8841612
this is going to be jack tier garbage, I can just tell

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>>8841612

>>8841612
boil eggs and jam into kettle thru the pourer

what's with intentionally shit cooking threads today? Someone did raisin bran mountain dew earlier.

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For drinking we will be having a black a tan.

>>8841666
well at least you're white, I guess

but this is still pathetic

>>8841666
im with you so far. what kind of tendies were they? were they frozen?

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>>8841612
Now we cooking with oil

>>8841612
go on. no matter how horrible the food is, i find these fun

>>8841666
I thought the pale ale was supposed to be on top in a black and tan so you go from milder flavor to stronger.

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>>8841676
Now we add the egg.

get a decent knife mate, with an edge like that you might as well be using a chainsaw to cut your food.

>>8841683
Kys my man. Darker beer ontop

>>8841666
>Black and tan
>tendy fried rice

Truly this is a fitting tripple 6 post.

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>>8841688
but who took the picture?

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>>8841672
Fresh tendies.
>>8841676
Now we add hot sauce.

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>>8841704
I did retard.
>>8841708
And finished product. Damn shame we did not have soy sauce.

>>8841708
your pictures are kinda pointless if they are all blurry as a michael j fox action scene

>>8841708
don't add too much mayo pls i dont like it too spicy

>>8841710
>retard
excuse me, I don't appreciate being called that word

>>8841710
Where are the veggies? Otherwise thanks for the OC.

>>8841730
Didnt have veggies had to improvise

>>8841718
Oh sorry you faggot worthless cunt fucking bitch

>>8841669
>That brown fist
>White

>White people
>Not pathetic

Lmao

>serrated knife

>>8841783
That's better.

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>>8842777

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>>8841783
>Oh sorry you faggot worthless cunt fucking bitch