Join me for dinner?

Some pretty good lookin noodles OP

empty half the shaker of pepper flakes and half the shaker of parmesan on it and it looks good

>>8840786
Sure. I'll bring my tamales. You enjoy, uh, that.

Sticking the dirty butter wrappers into the bread
Saucy af in a bad way
Id still eat it

>>8840786
asl?

>>8840786
I'd gladly eat it if served it, but i'm mad you paid for that.

>>8840786

I would crush this plate with no shame, might ask for more bread too.

I love shitty Italian American places. Why no meatballs though?

Yo dawg I heard you like carbs

>>8840871
pretty sure that's a meatball in the upper left

>>8840786
You at Fazolis?

You drown that pasta

>>8840851
>>8840865
>>8840871
>>8840890
>plastic plate
>countertop
Are you guys retarded?

>>8842521
>those shakers
>that bread basket
>those butter squares

are you retarded?

>>8840890

Nope. Old local place that makes huge sub sandwiches but also has pizza and pasta

Where'd you buy those little butter cubes?
By the way, I think it needs a bit more of something else, maybe a little bit of protein or vegetables.

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>>8840786
No because for me, it's a pure glass of water.

>>8840786
Why so much sauce?

>>8840786
That bread is shit. C'mon anon, bread isn't that expensive. Get something better than that crap, it looks like it was baked from frozen.

>>8840786
which american legion post did you take this at

>>8843348
please stop

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>>8840786
can we share?

>>8840786
eh why nitpick, would definitely eat

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>>8843848

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All I'm seeing is noodles drenched in menstrual blood. Marinara needs body and more than just pureed onion and tomato paste mang

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>>8843848
Are those loads on your eggs?

>>8843848
>jizzing on the wrong type of eggs

oh anon

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>>8840786
You don't get to bring friends

>all those carbs

surprised you didn't put in rice meatballs

>>8840786
too much sauce, overcooked noobles, half loaf of unbuttered french bread, prepackaged butter stabbed into the top, botulant infestation and all.

>>8840786
how's the sauce, op?

>>8840791
but you are OP...

>>8840786
Fellow Chicagoan reporting in, nice 'za!

>>8842527
>he doesnt buy his butter in tab form
>he doesnt have a proper table set up
>he doesnt have a quality bread basket
Laughing girls.jpg

>>8845492
On what alternate universe is that a stock photo

>>8845734

OP here. It was very tangy - hardly a hint of sweetness. I'm guessing they don't add any sugar at all.

>>8847104
Lier. I am the OP

and the pasta was very sweet. The owner even came to my table and gave me a handjob

>>8847115

Real OP here. If you saw the people that work there, you would shudder at this idea - although I think one of them might have looked good about 30-40 years ago.

>>8845500
>Hurrdurr red stuff is period blood amirite fellow 6th graders!!?!? XDXDXDXDXDD!!!!

>>8840791
>noodles
Lmaoing at ur life

That looks like the oldest black pepper ever.

>>8840786
Cool OP.. Huge pasta and sauce fan.

looks great

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>>8840786
wait a minute.. U palmed that salt & pepper shaker, AND the cheese & flake shakers!

I'm not mad, just pissed I havent thought of that already. I'll be stoppin by my local Pizza Hut soon.