webms of food and cooking
>>8837546
"Tip kek" faggot you can't liquify garlic
>>8837569
>>8837546
Dumb ass
>>8837571
what are you talking about?
>>8837575
what did he mean by this?
>>8837579
You litrally can't purify garlic prove me wrong faggot oh that's right you cant LOL
>>8837584
Imagine what his breath smells like after he's eaten Tammy's ass out
>>8837589
where is anything about purifying garlic in this thread?
>>8837594
>>8837546
HOW IS SHE REACHING INTO BOILING OIL
>>8837622
Like all people of darker skin color she's magic. That's why you gotta get away from them fast or they'll cast spells at you.
>>8837602
In the webm
>>8837622
Hands coated in batter protect the hands for a short time. Then she dips them back into the batter to further cool
>>8837569
Who is this again?
>>8837634
Marie from Marie's Italy sauces
>>8837626
no there isn't, are you in the right thread?
>>8837594
Always fucking jack posting.
>>8837584
Jack's such a well-meaning fellow. Fuck all of you for meming him into oblivion and back.
>>8837637
What
>>8837688
you quoted OP, are you seriously retarded? There's no garlic in it at all
>>8837682
>>8837693
It wasn't me you iduot
>>8837700
I don't understand what you're trying to communicate to me.
>>8837571
>>8837589
>>8837626
>>8837688
>>8837707
Then why are you replying to me, moron
>>8837664
Bitch what crimes are you committing against that food...
>>8837740
I'd try it.
>>8837804
why'd you edit out the part where she chops her fingers off
>>8837740
I bet it tastes good, even if it is a horrendous concept
>>8837804
if only there was a kitchen utensil that allowed you to do the same thing except much faster and without pointing a knife at the perfect height and angle to gut yourself
>>8837836
That's the tool that injures the most people in my kitchen per year.
>>8837727
>>8837569
WHAT THE FUCK?
>>8837608
One time I fed a giraffe
>>8837853
There is literally no way this is good.
>>8837836
I call this the Knuckle Fucker
>>8837888
Why though?
>>8837860
>hey guys today i am doing the kill myself challenge
>>8837940
who the fuck does this
why test a knife by cutting CHEESE
also why push straight down like a retard
>>8837935
I married into a Chinese family just because her mom is basically this level
>>8837935
What movie is this? I watched it a long time ago and loved it. It was some movie about chinese cooking.
>>8837969
hurr hurr being retard on purpose is hilarious
>>8837869
Why is the wall meat?
This is super cute btw, I love it
>>8837569
How do you peel garlic fast though? I always seem to struggle with peeling garlic.
>>8837978
Eat Drink Man Woman, 1994
>>8837998
fast way to peel garlic is slam the garlic with the broad side of the blade. peels really easy after that.
>>8837998
Smash individual cloves with the flat side of a knife.
>>8837900
That's funny, that's what I call your mom.
>>8837998
Smash the clove against your face
>>8837998
Smash the cloves, then put them in a steel bowl, cover that with another steel bowl, then shake the bowls really aggressively for ten seconds so the cloves bounce off the steel bottoms like ping pong balls.
If I just need two or three cloves I smash them with the flat of my knife, cut off the root end, then dangle them in the air by holding them at the top and flick the clove with my fingers or the blade of my knife, and usually the peeled clove will just fall out of its skin.
Wow it's a webm thread again! Something new? No. Nothing new. Same shit as always. Bet you guys cook the same four dishes over and over because you never get tired of the same shit.
>>8838029
then contribute faggot or stfu
>>8838022
this is somewhat irritating
>>8838010
bazinga
>>8838027
what the fuck is that desu
>>8838046
eel
>>8838027
Wouldn't this still be full of bones and shit?
>>8837664
IT'S AN actual dump dinner
>>8838027
brushie brushie brushie
>>8837873
gook
>>8838001
Is that real? How is that possible? I can eat maybe three Big Macs before I'm full, and I'm 6'3'' at 280lbs.
>>8838097
because for some reason skinny female hmongs can eat a lot
>>8837724
>overstuffing the bun
>fucking up the bun
And yet the thing that gets me most is the fact he's putting in cheese in every goddamn step. What is it with the cheese obsession?
>>8838108
no need for the fries, already stuffed as it is.
>>8838139
>Part of the process was destroying perfectly good cleavers with a steel mallet.
What did they mean by this?
>>8837998
snip the bottom, smash with knife or whatever, then shake it from the top and it'll release
>>8838027
are asians retarded?
>>8838300
that's not an asian, that's an eel
>>8837682
Jack is a living meme, we only bring his light to the unwashed hoards
>>8837908
yuo know there is nothing easier than boiling some pasta and finishing it in a pan with cream and cheese right?
hell i would have sauteed some onions and mushrooms in butter before
>>8837682
Jack, the cunt that chokes his son and wants palestine to burn in a nuclear holocaust
>>8838352
>Sandnigger apologist
>>8838352
>napalm is a nuclear weapon
Thick cunt.
>>8837888
what the fuck is up with these trending now
also what are they called
>>8838108
Retards can't eat food without any added fat. I don't think I've come accross a baking video that doesn't have cheese in it at some point. All of those fast-cook-at-home shit recipes have cheese, ham or excess oil/salt/sugar.
>>8837836
>literally the easiest tool to accidentally cut yourself on
>>8837998
>>8838202
surely you're not retarded and think chocolate can destroy a cleaver
>>8838695
Started in Thailand. Its just ice cream made right on the spot. I guess people think its cool to watch.
The burger thing made me gag though
>>8838202
>>8839028
Look at the video. That/those aren't cleavers, they are chinese cook's knives. Look how thin the blade is. Those could easily be damaged with hard food.
>>8837904
Man I wish my kitchen had a friendly ghost to help me cook too.
>>8839084
a 'chinese cook knive' is a fucking cleaver and no, chocolate isn't going to damage something designed to chop through bone
lads i've been a lot of curries recently and have been using a fraction of the ginger I see people using in videos, does ginger lose its intensity and heat if you fry it?
>>8839100
>a 'chinese cook knive' is a fucking cleave
No, it's not. You're simply confused by the rectangular shape. Look at the pic you just replied to. See how thin that blade is? It doesn't have anywhere near the sturdiness or the weight of a bone-cutting cleaver. It's not designed to chop through bone. It's designed to slice vegetables.
The Chinese do make bone-cutting cleavers of course, but they look different. The blade is much thicker and it gets wider near the end for extra weight, like pic related.
What those guys were using was clearly a thin-bladed slicing knife, not a cleaver meant for bone. The shape and the thinness of the blade makes that obvious.
>>8839107
>does ginger lose its intensity and heat if you fry it?
Yes
>>8837700
What's this from?
That pink stuff looks like an ice cream base, or a sorbet.... I'd imagine this to be a persons reaction if someone was to accidentally replaced sugar with salt in either of those recipes.
>>8837891
deeply underrated
>>8837546
you know you want me
also marie's italian tomato sauce has been down for a while, anyone got a reup?
>>8839130
yeah it looks like a granita or something
For me, it's a pure glass of water.
>>8839259
That's a pretty strong tiny little man.
>>8837893
I
Am so
Fucking
Hungry
>>8839279
Neat
>>8837589
You sound like a faggot. Also nice bait.
>>8839320
eggcelent
>>8839416
Shut the fuck up
>>8839023
I love Yan.
>>8839355
what are the googly eyes supposed to be?
the rubick cube is garlic right?
>the same webms are posted every time
why
>>8839279
>>8839316
Turns out those are less cruel to the chickens-- they do a better job at getting the chicken to the killing floor than people do. People tend to get frustrated and hurt them more often than not. Most hand grabbed chickens end up with broken wings or legs if not arriving to the killing floor dead.
>>8839474
googly eyes are first salt, then bubbles. and yes, the rubick's cube is garlic.
>>8839420
>>8839474
Eyes are coarse salt.
>>8837853
this has to be a troll video
>>8839489
4chan is 90% reposts, regardless of anything
>>8837888
why do normies love to see beautiful things die?
>>8838097
she has a rare genetic mutation which causes her stomach be elastic as fuck, also her stomach doesn't send fullness signal
>>8839517
Yan CAN cook,
>>8839489
There's not a lot of obvious /ck/ content to make into webms. There's plenty of generic cookery videos, but it tends to be several minutes long and useless without audio.
>>8839623
Revenge will be had.
>>8837622
Batter force field, pretty cool actually.
>>8837682
>well-meaning fellow
>gives people salmonella
>>8839347
kek
>>8837940
How does this fucking oaf still have all of his fingers?
>>8839715
>nose pick 8 seconds in
that's hot
>>8837998
Put them in a big container and shake the piss out of them
OR
Put individual cloves under a big knife and give it a good whack
>>8839489
cause they're worth looking at more than once
>>8839517
Yan Can Cook was one of my favorite things on TV as a kid
>>8837869
why are all anime lovers pedos?
>>8837836
>literally healing from a cut on my finger from using one of these
>>8839023
cool
>>8838049
Do you only eat chicken tenders or some shit? Have you never had to eat around bones?
>>8839347
got me
>>8839517
metal as fuck
>>8839797
>not hard to use a tool properly
You're disregarding the fact that most people think, "I don't need to take safety precautions because that will never happen to me." It's the same thing that leads to texting while driving. I've known people who say you shouldn't text and drive, yet they do it themselves.
>>8837888
Thought was pancake but is icecream!
That bad!
>>8838022
there's nothing that i hate more than plating
>>8839715
He picked his nose.
>>8839276
Damn, that's got to be one sharp knife.
>>8839840
boneless is gross. all it is is ground up chicken, ew. always bone-in chicken wings. fuck tenders, it's childrens food.
>>8839885
then you'll hate this even more. it's tableing aha
>>8839339
>0:01 seconds
fuck you
>>8838097
Competitive eating training or camera tricks. Usually the skinny ones train with boiled or raw heads of cabbage or lettuce
>>8838027
wtf im a vegan now
>>8839858
yeah I thought this was maybe like those eggs that the japs fling in your general direction, but I guess those cups would have melted/burned
>>8839906
Once you've seen it once, you've seen it all.
>>8839347
That's from a mexican Coca-Cola advertisement of a new lime flavoured coke years ago, "en el paÃs del limón...Some bullshit", it tasted awful
>>8839906
Hmm as someone who doesn't like to reach over tables this looks fucking stupid.
>>8839715
is this dude on drugs
>>8838016
japs are fucking crazy
>>8839517
>supposed to be demonstrating quick de chickening
>botches first cut
lmao
>>8838009
Abhorrent
>>8838022
I don't get why people don't like this- it's absolutely beautiful food and I'm sure it tastes good as well
>>8839130
read the jackets
>>8839023
Is this chink desperate to slice his hand?
>>8839320
Can someone explain wtf is happening here?
>>8839276
Neat
>>8838016
why
>>8840347
It's some sort of egg cooker that makes egg turds.
>>8839279
How are the bones and feathers separated from the meat?
>>8837998
I don't cringe at her peeling, but that terrible choice of a knife (which is also terribly maintained) and the complete lack of skill cutting, it's all the little things making it more dangerous and less efficient, it's just hard to watch. There's plenty of other wtf moments in the rest of the video.
>>8839906
That'll be $538.35. Will you be paying by cash or credit?
>>8837560
god i wish that was me
>>8837724
it would have been so delicious if he just stopped at the first step, added some sauce and never added the bacon and fries bullshit
>>8840224
I see him slice down one side of the breast bone first cut, other side second cut.
>>8837873
Korean women are so pure MMMMMMMM
How can white roasties even compete?
>>8839906
>do all this fancy shit
>drop a brick of frozen crap right on top of all of it and then break it to pieces
k
>>8837569
Didn't we settle on the verdict that this vid was produced for a culinary school as an example of what NOT to do?
>>8840678
you sound like you were abused as a child
>>8837664
Stop, it's already dead.
>>8841066
>>8837682
>protties
>well meaning
>>8837998
smash the bulb to break it into cloves
smash the cloves to peel
smash the garlic until its the consistency you want
>>8841229
Jesus fuck I'd be horrified too. That's like something out of an early Peter Jackson film.
>>8841229
what is wrong with that kid in the background
>>8839259
it's just like my monster hunters
>>8841262
He's all hopped up on mickey dees
>>8841229
>completely understandable reaction
>lose it anyway
I feel bad for the kid but goddamn I've still got tears in my eyes
>>8839307
yep, that one always does it for me
>>8837940
the cheddar was too sharp
>>8839347
My kinda webm. I love Lime on almost anything.
>>8838352
I really think he has a learning disability. That also makes the people defending his racist, child-beating ass funnier.
>>8840269
Because when I order something that costs 100+$ and is edible, I expect to be fucking satisfied with a meal.
>>8839279
I like animals and all but,
That's pretty fucking funny
>>8837584
I find him attractive.
>>8837873
Oriental women are so prettyyyy
>>8841229
kek
>>8837878
>>8837878
reminder kpop is not star/ck/raft related
>>8839023
yan the man
shit shit is the real deal
>>8839254
Do people seriously drink water this slowly?
I can down a liter in like 8 seconds
>>8842264
One of the most perfectly looped gifs I have ever seen.
>>8840347
https://youtu.be/FgFeVlw2Ywg?t=208
>>8839023
yan the man
short shit is the real deal
>>8841360
Kek. underrated post
>>8837860
>this kills the human
>>8837873
http://www.javtasty.com/video/7557/aika-her-older-sister-is-tempted-me-with-big-tits-and-cum-ok-aika-pppd-488
>>8837893
I cum in my pants everytime he breaks up the pork butt.
>>8837908
At least do some pepper. Fuck.
>>8842411
for me, it's the sausage
the best bbq menu item
>>8842443
fuck that ribs are the best. sausage is low tier.
>>8837724
Should have stopped at the 23 second mark
>>8839623
o shit waddap!!!
How about some Tasty
>>8839906
no one has ever explained to me how the fuck those round blobs of sauce turn into fucking squares.
>>8839269
>that'll be $20 plus tip
>>8842429
>>8842393
analingus on a dude
>>8842468
>>8839823
Here too. Did it the first day I got it. I should have used the guard.
>>8838029
>Bet you guys cook the same four dishes
Nobody here cooks anon.
>>8842496
kek
>>8839218
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLnJ7j4__Ppk33pma2E8Ox5ODhDN2kZeac
>>8842494
I'm starting to think Jack is an elaborate troll.
>>8837869
>hey wingwong lets animate a girl that will dance like a retard to some idiot who dances like a retard
>yeah okay lets do that nothing awkward between use mangamen
>>8838016
the best
>>8842483
????????
>>8842503
>elaborate
simple minds have simple needs friend
>>8842469
Probably some square indents on the table/plate.
>>8842583
so they have some special customized table for this shit?
>>8837682
Do Gods work, and he will do your work!
>>8839269
>zabalone
thats not how thats called
>>8842621
zabione anon.
>>8837904
>haddaway intensifies
>>8841262
LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW
>>8842711
ah I've only seen it spelled zabaglione or sabayon
but the webm still says zabalone
>>8842752
>but the webm still says zabalone
Only if you choose to believe your filthy lying eyes.
>>8837888
>love food
I beg to differ
>>8837893
>a bunch of burnt meat with sugary sauce
american food ladies and gentlemen
>>8841201
It's him flicking the pie in her face at the end that really gets me
>>8842468
fuck you tasty is legitimately worse than jack
>>8837546
what is this witchery?!
>>8842478
"Elbow Pasta"
Who the fuck says "Elbow Pasta"
Is this an american thing
>>8842283
Make a webm about it.
>>8843389
that's a jpg
>>8842482
this is not okay
>>8838022
>tattoo
>>8843448
There's something unholy about this, but I can't put my finger on it.
>>8837853
waste of perfectly drinkable vodka
>>8843587
>but I can't put my finger on it.
not unless you want your finger sawed off
>>8839120
not that guy but the price that you can charge for one of those chocolate geodes to yuppies will easily offset the cost of your cheapest chinese cook knife
It is dumb of the students to be using what is probably a quality chinese knife but hey, what can you do
>>8842478
did they garnish that with broccoli?
>>8842482
Imagine the flavor.
>>8842489
how are you supposed to use these.
>>8844196
It helps if you use them on pork that isn't raw in the middle
>>8837569
got to post the onion too
>>8843490
decadent, but really neat.
>>8844231
Looks like she has actually taken the video down on youtube. Deactivating the comments apparently wasn't enough to keep the shitposts and outrage away. Good thing somebody has saved the worst scenes.
>>8842393
>Big tits
>B's at most
>Guy looks directly at sister watching them for multiple seconds, sister doesn't look over
muh immersion.
>>8842285
or he was very hungry
>>8843448
What is that robot cutting with? Is that just a plain simple knife that it pushes through the meat by brute force? Or does it vibrate or something? I can't see the knife doing any actual slicing motions.
>>8844322
Vibrating
>>8844231
yeesh
>>8842468
I love how Tasty always either uses a fuckton of cream cheese or a fuckton of shredded cheese to mask the flavor of their horrible fucking recipes
>>8837893
what is this place called, i must go
>dat brisket and sausage
>>8838022
Source on this? What restaurant?
>>8841527
You will be if you eat every single one of those dishes (which you are expected to do)
>>8844539
That's a healthy lookin lady.
>>8842472
this seems fucked
>>8844539
I'm strangely aroused and disgusted by this NASCAR-tier strumpet
>>8844612
You're not disgusted at all, quit trying to show us how good your taste in women is
>>8843448
Man this is neat.
>>8843587
underrated post
>>8842496
Not since the contest keeps getting nuked.
>>8844805
Thats kinda hot. Also hurts to shit having done it myself.
>>8837724
They could've stopped after cooking the prochetta and cheese
Bacon is a meme and so is overstuffing everything with cheese or sauce
>>8837724
I think this is fine until the fries stuff
[spoiler]and I would even still eat it with the fires shit[/spoiler]
>>8838182
I love these.
Anyone got the sandwich shop one?
>>8837969
It's a cheese knife, that's why the holes are in it, to keep the cheese from sticking.
That said, his technique is retarded and he shouldn't be cutting it while still in plastic.
>>8838139
That would be a pain in the nuts to eat, but it's pretty darn neat.
>>8840963
No, but some faggot posts that exact thing every time Marie is mentioned. I'm pretty sure the only verdict we agreed upon is that the culinary school bullshit came from reddit.