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Star trek is garbage tier

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Y'AI'NG'NGAH YOG-SOTHOTH H'EE-L'GEB F'AI THRODOG UAAAH

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>>8834577

she's a keeper. that looks delicious.

What is that thing that looks like its chilling in the sauce

>>8834752

Looks like a drain plug that somehow started sprouting from all the organic matter that OP's dick of a girlfriend has been throwing down the sink instead of composting.

Why is your girlfriend cooking her hippie period chili in the sink, OP?

>>8834577
She's probably extremely overweight or just a complete fuck up in life so either way I'll pass

>>8834577
I would impregnate her and have a beautiful family with her.

>>8834778
But you don't have a dick so how would any of that happen?

>>8834752

I'm pretty sure it's actually a weed pipe, believe it or not.

>>8834577
http://cronenbergmuseum.tiff.net/collaborateurs_15-collaborators_15_m-eng.html

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>>8834614

Ovtopus stuffed turkey on crab with bacon strips

>>8834778
>implying your kids would be yours and not the black goats

>>8834847
nice golduck

>>8834577
Where'd you get that cute picture of my waifu's true form, OP?

>>8834847
That pistachio has a huge boner, dude.

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>>8834849
or as we call it in new york, steamed hams

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>>8834577
no really, what the fuck is that?

>>8835022
An elder god that your feeble human brain won't be able to comprehend.

>>8834584
It's HP Lovecraft.

>star trek is garbage tier
I hope you fucking die

>>8834759
I'm glad I don't have a mind filled with grotesque shit like you

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>>8834977
>when you realize there are homos on this board wondering right now how that thing would feel in their ass

eww

>>8834752
a fantasy toy that will go in his butt tonight.

>>8834847
OwO!! What's that

>>8834577
get off my board jesse

>>8835105
>>>/reddit/

>>8834847
>she sees your dick

>>8835148
>nobody thought that but you
>faggot

>>8835676

Star trek is reddit now? Here I was thinking it started about 50 years before reddit

>>8834759
What the fuck are you talking about

>>8835763
its crypto-reddit

>>8834584
>Star Trek sucks

Get the fuck off 4chan NOW you FUCKING tourist

>>8834584
>op quotes something from lovecraft
>say its from star trek

fucking millennials. i think youre the one who should fuck off

>>8836006
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>>8834577
who are you quoting?

>>8834577
lmao gave me a chuckle. 7/10

>>8835028
>elder god

Confirmed for never having actually read Lovecraft.

>>8836045
>Be reddit
>Go to 4chan
>What does green mean?
>Google it, wikihow or some other site said it's to quote
>Who are you quoting?

Leave immediately.

>>8836045
Are you literally retarded?

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>>8836045
Who are you asking?

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>>8834584
you fucking wot m8?

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>Go to african gf's house
>Why aren't you eating anon?

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>holiday in Finland
>meet cute girl
>invites you to dinner
>if you don't eat the entire sheep's head she will never speak to you again

>>8837279
i can do that

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>>8836250
How dare you.
[spoiler] Also, I was quoting Bloodborne instead of H.P. Lovecraft. [/spoiler]

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>>8837283
Will never eat.
Those shits ate dangerous and full of diseases
>be highschool kid
>church goes to Guatemala for mission trip
>natives show group of friends this abandoned house full of bats
>sling a bat down to so they can make bat soup later
>friend touches said bat
>1 months later friend has emergency surgery to remove pus pocket from throat
>Had it lysed, would have throw him into septic shock immediately and killed him
>docs say it was from the bat

Im a try everything once sort of person, but that scared me off of any possibility of trying bat short of in a high class restaurant

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>>8837283
what the fuck

>>8837279
that is norway you fuck homo take that back we is not barbarian like norway and ruotsi and propably russia as well

>>8838004
Motherfucker must've had a small lesion on him or something. Should've brought hand sanitizer after touching these kind of things.

>>8838004

you don't eat bats. they carry shitloads of human transferable diseases including ebola.

>meme cooking

just save your money senpai

>>8837279
Sorry my religion doesn't allow me to eat sheep or goats, unless it's midnight and we're in a graveyard.

>>8838158
We were all dumb high school kids. We were working with rebar and concrete building a church there so he probably did have a cut or blister on his hand, now that I think about it

>>8834577
I don't even know what I'm seeing here.

>>8838004
I found a bat just chillin on the ground in the middle of the daytime once. Grabbed a big leaf and carried him around for a while. Eventually it got dark enough that he decided to stop being a lazy fucker and he flew away.

Fly on Batbro.

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>>8838935
Awww. You're good people, anon.

Please tell me what the bat looked like?

>>8837981
[spoiler] Why didn't your spoiler work? [/spoiler]

>>8839853
No spoilers on /ck/. Don't really understand why they're not board wide

>>8839853
Spoiler tags only work on /b/ and media boards like /tv/ and /co/. No reason to have them here

Lovecraft is trash for pulp-reading retards and star trek is standard tv trash nerd """culture'""
The type of people who like both are likely the ones who post fast food on here

>>8834577
do americans really eat this?

>>8834577
Iä! Iä Cthulhu fhtagn!

>>8840061
> muh opinions

Wow, you did it

>>8840082
>dude like get this, i just found out something new
>god is dead and nothing is objective
>Mind blown right?
>Bet you never thought of that before, huh?
Pick up a book and read it for once

>>8839832
It looked like a fucking bat, dumbass.

>>8837283
Even the broth looks infected.

>>8834584
this must be bait

>>8837981
So that's why you're garbage.

>>8839832
Batbro was all brown and furry and he was foaming at the mouth. My other nickname for him was "Mister Bitey".

>>8838173
> implying that ebola is not a healthy and natural part of a balanced diet

>>8834577
I eat it obviously.

>>8836778
That's an ironic response to greentexts on 4chan. Has been forever. I suggest you leave my le oldfag le telling newfag how to 4chans newfag

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