Dr. Kombucha?

Kombitcha tastes like what I imagine the pooled up liquid at the bottom of an alleyway garbage bin tastes like.

Fyi: kumbacha sold in texas has no live organisms. They have to guarantee the ABV before placing on shelves and for that no more fermentation can occur

Thus you are buying a bottle of dead bugs

Blame texas. Not the kombucha producers. Its ridiculous and they re working on a solution

>>8834198
Do you have a source for that? I've done a little searching so far and I can't find anything that dictates it can't have live organisms in it.
I'm not calling you a liar or anything but if this is true I would rather not spend any more money on it

>>8834198
>Blame texas. Not the kombucha producers.

What do you mean, don't blame the kombucha producers? Is Texas forcing them to sell dead bugs? Maybe they should take their product off the shelves until they can figure it out.

>>8835752
Not allowing them to sell drinks with live yeast because it can produce some alcohol

>>8835761
So why are they selling the dead product instead? That's disgusting and not kombucha.

>>8835766
Because it can produce some alcohol and Americans are backwards puritans

>>8835774
I get that there's the law, are you dense?

They have no business putting their shit up for sale if they have to kill it first. It's not kombucha.

That would be like if cheese was banned and a quesadilla vendor sold grilled tortillas in the meantime and still called them quesadillas.

>>8835786
who gives a rat's ass about your fermented shit liquid

>>8834161
You don't get to bring bacterial cultures.

I dont get it

>>8835811
It's a meme.

>>8835560
Went for a job interview at a local kombucha producer. They actually explained everything

Texas is a retarded shit state

My mom makes her own because that shitwater is "healthy" and the fucking pancake on top is a good two inches thick.

I wonder if you could fry it up.

>>8837593
>I wonder if you could fry it up.
It would be extremely disgusting.

>>8839336
For you

>>8837156
>my dad works for Microsoft
Still not proof.....

>>8834198
? most kombucha isn't alchoholic though

>>8839395

It technically is, but only very very very low concentration. That's enough to trigger a retardedly worded law.

>>8834198
>acting like anyone here cares about texas

shiggy my friend. california's booch is bug'd up

>>8834161
>Scooby
come back pls ;_;

>>8834161
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>>8834161
Scooby?

>>8840214
HAHAHAHAHA NOW I'M THE DAMN ICE BOY

>>8834161
this shit is disgusting