A simple game

>>8833927
damn, go hungry.

Last meal I cooked, was Spaghetti Bolognese.
Don't have the picture of it tho

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The chicken I made last night.

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Spicy pulled chicken sandwich for lunch.

>>8834498
>spicy chicken
>it's not even red

Good meme.

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>>8833927
>Cubano on a bed of crisps

I hope you don't eat like that every day, op.

Also: Bami chicken with fried egg on top

>>8834525
>Crisps
>Clearly fucking barbeque potato chips

Nice chicken fetus on spaghetti doo-dads watch out for those towel heads be sure to run to find a man with a gun while your partner gets stabbed to death for the glory of Muhammed

>>8834535
Sorry, I don't speak hamburger

>>8834552
Bing bong blimey Burgas don't even let towel heads rape their polysexual gender neutral wives for the glory of Muhammed. How racist! Better post my archic bong jargon on their American website.

>>8834570
Who said I'm British?

i had sardines on toast with some spinach on the side.

>>8834570
Americanon here, how did you avoid british televison your whole life, and why don't you know what the word "archiac" means?
If it's cuz your brazilian, then... it's because you're brazilian, right?

>>8834579
She, I'm gonna try to communicate with him.

Bloody hell, Hitler is sprinkling explosive jimmies (sprinkles) on my laughable mess of archaic infrastructure! America please give him the 'ol bop-bop knock his block off would you lad? Jolly good show!

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I'm already hungry so you all win.

>>8834579
If you're saying that because you're from an ex-british commonwealth country (Hong Kong), then that's cool. If you're saying that cuz you're an american who likes Doctor Who, then you're kinda a fag.

>>8834600
I'm actually a Dutchman who learned British-English in school.

>>8834599
goddamnit, scalloped potatoes are my one weakness

>>8834592
Your little bro Australia here, leave dad alone until you can deliver clean drinking water to your people like every other 1st world country.

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>>8834692
The faces he makes while eating is rage inducing that pic right there is almost like he does .

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Beef stew with some vegetables I needed to get rid of.

>>8834599
Would eat

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>>8835487
Looks good as long as that's the "before many hours of cooking" photo, which I'm sure it is.

Mine's a sampler platter. Long week, went for an easy grease fest.

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Prosciutto, cheddar and a "ciabatta" with a mixed salad, drowned in vinegar and pumpkin oil.

>>8835514
File name "sampler garfield's restaurant eden resort lancaster pa"

ok

>>8834517
i think your bread is ill, bro

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Good ole bangers 'n mash

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Last meal I cooked was last night.
Thai green curry. This pic isn't mine, but it's very close to how mine looked, since my curry included the same ingredients (snow peas, chicken, mushrooms, peppers, kaffir lime, etc).

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Crispy skin pan fried salmon in a honey garlic thyme & black pepper glaze, garlic & parsley prawns, sautéed cabbage & leek with cracked black pepper and some steamed carrots.

all of this shit is nasty

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Didn't photograph it, but
>pic related
Roast Chicken with basil and garlic; served it with a beetroot, snow pea, and fetta salad. Was tasty af my dudes.

>>8836372
What the fuck are you on about. There isn't a single thing here I wouldn't eat.

Most of this stuff is adequate at the very least.

>>8836275
doesn't make me hungry because I don't like hair in my food

>>8836377
>one side looks like it spent an eternity in hell
>another side not even brown

Here's a trick for you: Rotate 180 degrees halfway through.

>>8836423
That's what I do, bro. Like I said, I didn't photograph it. I'm not in the habit of photographing my food. I just pick an image off the internet that resembled my dinner of roast chicken, and then described the meal.

>>8836272
Lost. Good work.

>>8836430
Oops, my bad. I've already had 4 glasses of wine so I just saw the pic and skimmed words out of the text without looking closely.

Although I don't snap pics at restaurants, I will snap a pic with my shitty phone of something I plan on posting when it's something I made at home. Just curious as to why you don't do that?

>>8834517
Looks like a giraffe

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I'm an animal.

Tonight, a really lazy one.

>>8836583
Anon. We need to talk about colour.

>>8836587
Yeah, black and white plates weren't my first choice, but I didn't have much input.

Sorry, anon.

>>8836594
Just to satisfy my curiosity; what exactly is all of that stuff.

I want to say battered fish, fish cakes, chips and fries.

>>8836604
It would be exactly that.

Hand cut chips with some fries. Battered cod and fish cakes.

Not much to look at but it was tasty and filling.

>>8836617
You must be UK right? North?

>>8836626
Midlands.

>>8836628
Well at least you aren't from the South East.Seriously though mate, vegetables aren't your enemy.

>>8836636
I would have had some if we had any.

Times are tough mate.

>>8836636
Oh and potatoes don't count.

>>8836639
You ate a battered cod and TWO fishcakes in one sitting!

>>8836647
I was hungry.

>>8836652
With chips!

>>8836654
Very hungry.

>>8836656
So what's on the menu for tomorrow?
Mash, roasties and chips with nuggets?

Don't know about you but next Friday is payday.

>>8836663
Next payday is never for me. I'm scavenging at the moment but with a proper wage I could look at cooking something more extravagant and wholesome.

In the past I used to make a lot of things, stir fry's, pasta bakes, lasagna's...but now I'm having to budget.

If it sheds any light, that was my breakfast, lunch and dinner.

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>>8833927

>>8836670

Shit mate, now I feel bad for taking the piss.

>>8836684
Nah, it's fine. I'll live.

>>8836687
Good luck mate.

>>8836699
Cheers.

>>8836677
That looks unappealing.

>>8836721
But it tastes good. Danishfags will know.

>>8836677
What is that, exactly. Obviously rice and some kind of meatballs, but what's the sauce?

>>8836830
Pork meatballs in a curry sauce. Very comfy. Childhood favorite

Plum and ginger crumble.

>>8834461
Lost

>>8836663
Spicy Chinese pork buns

>>8836670
>>8836656
>>8836652
>>8836639

get a head of broccoli you shitcunt christ

if you can't afford to eat right why are you eating a tower of beigebel

>>8836583
Needs sauce!

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>>8836582
>>8836237
It's actually tiger buns.

>>8836355
That's pretty damn good. I appreciate this.

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Some nice caramelized watermelon

>>8836571
Hadn't even thought to snap it - just made a meal for my wife and I, when we finished I defleshed the chook and chucked the bones in the slowcooker. If I make something nice or something difficult I'll definitely take a photo. But roast chook is a once a week meal, like a bolognaise or something, it's not anything special.