Hello /ck/ uni fag here. What are some fast cooking meats that

Have you tried shoving a few chopsticks up your ass?

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Beef jerkey. Use the seasoning packet that comes with the jerkey

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Rotisserie chicken if you're that lazy

>>8829955

probably would have to put something really thin and pre-cooked, i'm not sure boiling water from a cup o noodles could do that much cooking

>>8829955
sauce on this woman now

>>8829955
Why do I get a porn-y feeling from this picture?

>>8830420
>>8830686
That's Laura. She's a 14 year old baker from a small town in North Dakota.

>>8829955
>dehydrated meat

Buy a shitload of those different packages of dried fish and seafood at your asian market. Throw a couple handfulls into whatever soup or pasta dish you're making. Excellent protein and calcium with very little trouble.

>>8829955
>What are some fast cooking meats that i can put along with my noodle
pick up some sluts

>>8829973
>seasoning packet that comes with the jerkey (sic)

What fucking seasoning packet? Jerky is marinated with spices and then dried. Does American jerky really come with seasoning?

Do Americans really eat this?

>>8830709
Are yuros this dumb? That went right over your head.

>>8830712
>yuros
are you sure you're replying to the right person?

>>8830712
we prefer fresh food
thus we don't now much about dry packages

>>8829955

I can't tell whether that girl is 12 or 20.

>>8830721
Closer to 12 I would have thought, but I'm no expert on these matters.

>>8830714
Whatever pit stain country anon happens to be from today. The seasoning packet, was pic related. He was telling OP to eat silica beads with his noodles. Like he wanted OP to harm himself or something.

>>8830722

I'm in my 40s. I'm used to wrinkled women with stretch marks, prime peaches confuse me at this point in my life, I always assume they're underage.

>>8830723
You're a retard if you didn't think I knew that.

>>8830725
I'm only a decade behind you and it's starting to confuse me too, pal

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>>8830726
>I was just pretending to be retarded

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>>8829955
>tfw you will never bake with your cute daughter

I want to die

>tfw no gf that bakes cake for you

>>8830719
literly this we dont eat 8 year old chemical processed food substitutes like you dumbmericans always do

>>8829955
Ham?

Slightly unrelated to the question, but have you tried making Chinese hotpot before? It's literally having a boiling pot of water sitting on your table as you throw thinly sliced raw meats and vegetables into it. Cooks really quick but it's slow to set up and serves many people.

>>8830895
>>water

No.

>>8830719
>>8830881
>derf derf, jerky is an american creation.

>>8830691
thanks mate
u got her address and her volleyball practice timetable?
thanks!