I am a little too plump for the a simple female chump who I'd

Based on what you just wrote, losing weight isn't going to help you with women at all

>>8829351
M'lady

Buy a 32 box or a 72 box.

Drink one for breakfast and one for dinner. Eat whatever you want for lunch. Get into a good exercise routine too.

I drank soylent for about 2 weeks with no exercise, and replaced it as 1 or 2 meals per day. I lost about 5lb with no effort. So if you really want to get a big supply and exercise, you'll be fine.

>>8829342
Eat less instead of trying to find "healthy" alternatives. You're not going to lose weight until you stop being a fat fuck mentally
>>8829351
Also this

>>8829342
Girls like a plump guy for cuddling

>>8829342

>I am a little too plump for the a simple female chump who I'd love to hump but am currently stumped.
Might be a bit more than just being "plump", OP.
Might wanna look into fixing that autism as well.

Just eat nothing but meat, water, black coffee, and cheese. And If you feel hungry just chug a shit ton of water. I lost 80lbs that way.
Also consider exercise, it will help speed things up and actually make you look ok once the weight is gone.

>>8829342
>he thinks Soylent will help him lose weight

no

Go to /fit/ and ask them how to cook calorie-light dishes that won't you feel hunger pangs.

>>8829360
How's the taste? I keep reading on Amazon reviews that it tastes like the milk after a bowl of cereal? Which kind of cereal tho? Exercise routine in check already and I'll probably eat a leafy lunch with chicken then. Will be adding whey protein shake as well for additional protein.

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>>8829342
>I am a little too plump for the a simple female chump who I'd love to hump but am currently stumped
Holy fuck, kill yourself

>>8829398
Thought /ck/ needed the laughs as everyone is so edgy nowadays...

>>8829342
How is this company even still in business when the factory had horrid cleanliness conditions and the drink gave people diarrhea?

>>8829640
Maybe thats why the case of nectar i drank tasted like fucking lysol

Just eat less holy shit

>>8829342
I know you're just kidding around, but apparently if you are serious about a quick drop in weight, it seems like these ketofags are on to something. It's pretty obvious many of them lose weight in the short term, rather quickly too. I suspect the jury is still out on long term practicality of it, however.

>>8829342
Nothing wrong with this poat. You are all edgelords

>>8829342
OP whatever you do don't run. bike or swim.

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>>8829673
For me, it's the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich.

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eat less

>>8829342
There is no "magical anti-calorie food." You cant "eat yourself thin."

Stop looking for a quick fix and just do what you know you need to.

Start jogging.

>>8829673
honestly laughed at this

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>>8829342
Don't waste your money on this shit. Water is the magic liquid you are looking for.

>>8829365
no

>>8829342
try the green one, it will surprise you

>>8829365
Sorry, that is a myth fast food chains made up.
Just like most guys don't like fat girls, most girls don't like fat guys.

>>8829640
Because numales are the dumbest consumers on the planet?

>>8829342
Fuck Trump

>Poisoning yourself with soy products
enjoy your high estrogen levels

>>8829342
>being the quirky fat guy
We all know you have crippling depression, it's just sad to pretend

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>bars still aren't back