Are you going to go try the Starbucks™ Unicorn Frappucino®?

>>8827664

Nope. I hate starbucks and everything it stands for.

No, I don't support liberal numale organizations. This is why I only buy from places like Dunkin Donuts and Chik-Fil_A. Nice traditional Christian owned franchises

>>8827677
What about hooters?
Their pretty liberal.

>>8827685
Their wings are decent too.

>>8827690
But what about muh liberal numales?

How can someone eat so much sugar at once without vomiting is still a mystery. Is that shit full of sodium too?

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>>8827677
>liberal numale organization
Starbucks is literally run by cackling supervillains. They're about as liberal as North Korea.

>>8827700
I seriously doubt they're in Hooters.
I mean it's a restaurant about tits. Not really a gaiboi's typical place.

>>8827718
I'm a liberal... and I eat at hooters.

>>8827703
I've never seen people drink a whole Starbucks coffee in one go. They just sip at it over some period of time.

>that one chick in class that comes in with a Starbucks coffee and only takes one sip of it during class.

It's like they buy it just to have the cup on their desk.

>>8827720
Well, then you aren't a gaiboi.

>>8827731
But I'm bi.... I'd say I enjoy some scrumptious penis every now and then.

>>8827742
faggot

>>8827742
Better than being a a faggot who gets is thong in a knot about Hooters objectifying women.

>>8827757
Don't make me suck your dick!

>>8827764
I go in to complain to the managers about dress codes and buy wings.
You can protest and eat at the sametime.

>>8827776
>off by one
>a homofag
>complains about hooters
I mean you've figured this out by now, I'm sure, but it's time to kill yourself.

>>8827677
I burn Bibles while drinking Starbucks and wiping my ass with th American flag. I take more advantage of my freedom than you.

>>8827664
I don't know, does it comes with insulin?

>>8827722
>It's like they buy it just to have the cup on their desk.

They do.
They might not even like coffee, but a srarbucks cup is basically a fashion accessory at this point and they just need to be seen drinking it.

>>8827781
They serve good food. its just I'm not down with their dress code.
Or that they don't employ fat chicks and fat men.

>>8827796
K-k-k-k-k-killll yourselffffff.

>>8827664
How much sugar is in it? I can't shovel that shit down like I used to.

>>8827793
That really explains why the cups are so expensive. The plastic ones that you can reuse, I mean.

>>8827804
Someone's easily triggered.

>>8827814
I think they'd cost the same amount even if they weren't sb branded.
That being said, I need a new ceramic one, my stainless steel thermos keeps ruining the taste unless I drink it right away.

>>8827782
Why must numales drive everything to excess?

>>8827664
probably has 3000 calories

>>8827708
Wasn't the CEO bragging about how awesome he is for going out of his way to find and hire Syrian refugees? That's pretty libcucky to me, I don't know. Not that I disagree with the organization being shady as fuck on top of that.

>>8827670
Iktfb u walked into a star bucks and immedielty hated every single person in the room.

Some white girl with long ass dreads, some pretensions faggots, an overdressed man with his legs crossed tight.

The only one I could stand was the cute cashier.

>>8827892
I'm taking advantage of my freedom. You are not.

>>8827900
They're hiring veterans too.

>>8827892
Truly. That fagbait actually thought he was being witty and comical but actually just took everything to it's most extreme like an edgy middle schooler trying to fit in.

>>8827911
Why must numales drive everything to excess?

>>8827920
Excess is freedom.

>>8827911
Everyone hires veterans because they make good employees. Also, he was grandstanding about hiring Syrian refugees solely as a response to the attempted travelban, it was done with leftwing politics in mind.

>>8827926
>the people who hate freedom are the same people who can't do anything in moderation

That would explain a lot, actually.

>>8827793
Wtf is wrong with your life when you think like this? People drink Starbucks because it's everywhere and tastes better than the slop at Dunkin Donuts. I don't drink coffee, but I had to comment since pretending having a coffee cup on your desk is some libcuck fashion accessory is retarded and reeks of insecurity.

No thanks, I give enough money to Israel through income taxes

>>8827933
Is HuffPost down or something?

>>8827933
>>>/Reddit/

>>8827664
i'll get a dark roast instead. black.

>>8827968
>going through life not hating everyone and everything around you for no reason is reddit.
K

>>8827985
Just like your wife's daughter.

>>8827988
>>>/out/

Are we just going to accept blatant advertising now that mcdonalds made it ok?

>>8827900
>>8827927
Were people actually mad about this?
>complain that refugees are lazy liabilities who do fuck all and drain money
>complain that they're actually being given oppurtunities to be employed and do something helpful to the ecconomy

>>8828544
Because there's tons and tons of unemployed people within their own country.
Why would you purposefully state that you INTEND to hire foreigners JUST to spite the president of another country?
It just reeks of virtue signaling, but on a corporate level, it's disgusting.

>>8828544
kek. The right actually thinks this way. It's the same thing when they complain about immigrants opening successful businesses complying with the mantra of capitalism.

>muh, shitskins running a business. No thanks, I'd rather kneck myself than patronize them.

>>8827769
Ugh, you reminded me of one closeted faggot that i had as a friend that wanted to fuck me. Pretty sure he wanted to, otherwis he wouldn't have sticked to my ass 12/7. Even if he was a fag he was a good guy and almost as loyal as a dog
>inb4 nice blogpost faggot

>>8827822
Them dubs

Why are people so insecure about what restaurants they frequent? And at what point did they become political?

>>8827782
if you really wanted to make a statement youd burn the pages of the koran, but we all know you are too fucking cowardly to do so

>>8828544
>Were people actually mad about this?
Nobody actually gave a shit, they just thought it was a stupid political gimmick, which it was.

>>8828797
You're a fucking retard.

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>>8827664
What does it taste like? Skittles?
Il stick with Caramel Frappe and the Mango smoothie. They are cheaper and taste good.

>>8827677
kek the dude who owns most of the Dunkin Donuts in my immediate area is a fucking Turkish Muslim sand nig

>>8828554
imagine being so shitty at your job that a dude from another country who doesn't even speak your language can steal your job. lmao

>>8829259
Staffed by indians? Here in NYC, all the stores iv been to are staffed by indians for some reason.

>>8829221
Oooooh

>>8827664
I don't get it. What flavor is it and why should I care about it? Is it some kind of gay pride thing? It looks and sounds really gay.

Coffee is fucking gross. Anyone who likes drinking coffee probably also likes drinking boiling sewer sludge.

>>8829301
Wrong thread?

Is this some kind of gay drink or something?
Because I kinda wanna try it, but if it's some limited edition gay drink, I don't want to.

>>8829346
Calling coffee gross is always relevant.

>>8827664
is ths a gay people thing?
is it like kowing what dick tastes like, you only find out by being a faggot?

>>8829253
>not mocha

plebian taste

>>8827664
What flavor is it? I'm a flaming faggot so I love all that unicorn bullshit

>>8829379
>I dont like thing pls giv me attention!!

>>8829529

>>/fit/41123564

>>8829542
Not into /fit/izens, they're too insufferable even for my taste

The drink is like a creamsicle-y flavor and super sweet, too sweet for anyone over the age of 17 whose name isn't some iteration of Kaitlyn.

>>8829542
oh whoops

>>>/fit/41123564

>>8829232
>You're a fucking retard.

You're a fucking /pol/tard. You can go on /pol/ any day, at any time, and see a thread screaming about shitskins running businesses according to the basic principles of Mammon capitalism that we embrace. And here you go again...

>>8827933
>Expensive Coffee
>Their black coffee tastes like shit
My own personal opinion of this shit place.

>>8829619

where would you recommend to go to for better coffee?

>inb4 dunkin donuts

>>8829379
>>8829301
Coffee is definitely an acquired taste. I used to feel exactly the same way you did, then I tried drinking the coffee they had at work to help keep my energy up. At first, yeah, it was bitter as fuck and I just barely tolerated it, but after a week or so of drinking a cup every day I guess my senses adjusted to it and it started to taste pretty damn good.

That said, the shit in the OP has more in common with a milkshake than coffee; you'd probably barely even taste it over all the other ingredients.

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Don't talk to me till I've had my coffee!

>>8829683

For some reason Starbuck's instant coffee tastes better than in store though. My workplace has coffee from there and it tastes better than the bullshit in the store.

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>90s nostalgia flavor
No, I will not be trying it because I'm not a child.

>>8829683
I'd say black coffee is an acquired taste, coffee flavor mixed with milk and/or sugar tastes really good even if you dislike actual coffee.

It took me months to wean myself off sugar and cream.

>>8829704
>literally the same color and pattern, only reversed

holy shit

>>8829710
>black coffee is an acquired taste
how can tasteless liquid be an acquired taste

>>8829718
>tasteless liquid
have you ever had coffee?

>>8829718
It's not tasteless, if all you've ever done is drink sugary shit your whole life, it takes getting used to.
I can't even drink soda anymore it's fucking nasty.

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>>8829683

Coffee-flavored confections are the gateway application. Coffee ice cream, coffee chocolates, most of Starbucks' menu.

Those things are never not delicious, and once you've consumed a few sweet, sweet gigacalories of them you're ready for an espresso. That taste hits your tongue, and your brain says "I KNOW THIS FLAVOR" and carpet bombs itself with dopamine.

>>8829253
Ingredients: blue sour drizzle, red coloring, mango syrup. You'd probably like it.

>>8829738
>ingredients: sugar, sugar, sugar, blue dye #5, sugar

>>8829746
and a bit of coffee

>>8829725

coffee ice cream is best flavor

>>8829759
There's no coffee in that gay purple drink.

If they were more committed to this gay homo frappe, they're make a translucent drizzle sauce with sparkly bits in it like tooth paste.
In fact they could just use actual toothpaste, their customers won't even notice.

>>8827900
Starbucks is a worldwide corporation. It's not that crazy to think that they can hire 10,000 refugees when they have over 24,000 stores and there's no time limit. They're still working on the 10,000 veterans promise from 10 years ago.

>>8829759
This isn't a coffee drink. Starbucks sells tea, smoothies, juices, things that aren't coffee. If you want coffee, order one and stop being so fucking passive aggressive about people's choices of digestion.

>>8829792
Isn't it a frappe?

Pretty sure that has coffee in it

>>8829746
Yes, as are all of the blended drinks.

>>8829802
frap·pé
fraˈpā/
noun
1.
a drink served with ice or frozen to a slushy consistency.

>>8829792
>>8829802
>>8829832
Actually it's a Frappuccino.

Are you seriously gonna argue that there's no coffee in those drinks where there obviously is?

>>8827909
They're always cute, be then fags or 18 year old girls, they're always attractive

>>8827664
people who drink coffee all the time disgust me
I enjoy a cup of good black coffee once and awhile but I'm not some normie dependent on coffee to function

>>8829840
It's a "Creme Frappucino"

no coffee. without the food coloring, that drink in OP's pic is completely white, like a vanilla milkshake

>>8827847
enjoy your vanadium poisoning

>>8829877
I have a vanadium knife, can you elaborate?

>>8829896
>stainless steel
>leeches into your drink
>stainless steel has fun things in it like chromium and vanadium and other heavy metals

>>8827664
No, I don't want to catch the gay

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>>8829556

>>8829667
>blue mountain or bob marley
>just make your own

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>>8827985

>Poz: the drink

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>>8827796
Why can't someone make a Hooters but w thiccccc gals? They could call it Udders or something.

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>>8827664
>>8829379
>>8829301
>>8829759
>>8829840

It doesnt have coffee in it.
It tastes like sour warhead mixxed with a cremesicle.

T starbucks manager literally on my break

>>8831371
How much is it?

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>>8831425
Here in dallas, at least.

>>8831471
thanks, eric

>>8827781
you first. cy@

I tried one. Solid 6/10 pretty underwhelming

>>8831471
what is the most absurd order you've ever had, Eric?

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>>8831502
Eric was just the person assigned on that register.
>>8831531
Pic related or something similar.


I have a lady that comes in four times a day and gets a trienta ice coffee with 14 pumps of classic,12 pumps vanilla and half the cup full of heavy creme.

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>>8831576
Wait, Aaron, is that the total amount of coffee in the drink at the bottom of that cup?

>>8831584
Do you not use your brain?
Yes, that's all the coffee in the drink.

>>8827796
Fatty here.
We are a gross race. Why you'd want to have fatties in Hooters uniforms baffles and repulses me.

>>8831609
Thanks Jeff, that's what I thought was happening there.

>>8831584
It's a concentrate. It tastes awful on its own, smells faintly of fish, and stains your fingers when you get it on you. Which is all the time.

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Found this in my inbox. Enjoy, you cucks

>>8831635
This is all sugar.
It's not even enjoyable because it's mostly ice and not milkfat.

>>8831635
>Do not share with customers.
I'm telling on you senpai

>>8831471
What the fuck, the large is cheaper than the medium green tea frappuchinos, the Unicorn seems more absurd to make too

>>8827927
>people too uneducated to do anything but die for rich old people
>good employees

I guess they actually are for many jobs, the best employee doesn't question his/her employer.

>>8827796
>>8831323
Fatty lover here

If a restaurant employed tastefully chubby and well portioned girls (about 215 lbs would be the maximum) and called it like "Rubenesque" or something I'd definitely eat there. While I do enjoy fatties exceeding that 215 limit, I think around that weight and lower would be about what's socially acceptable without a female looking disgusting to most.

>>8831679
This. They're more expensive than milkshakes while being infinitely worse.

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>>8831635
Thanks Anon, I'll make this whenever I need to induce vomiting

>>8827664

stuff it in your ass

>>8827677
>combining your political identity with the food you eat.

>>8827664
No.

Starbucks is pure cancer.

Serious question, how would you make one of these drinks at home?

My Facebook is currently blowing up with normies saying "UGUGGGH I WISH THIS EXISTED IN OUR COUNTRY"

I might try it if my campus star bucks has it desu

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>>8831614
Are u a gril

>>8832325
First day on /ck/? It's easily 1/3 female posters here

>>8832340
>easily 1/3 female posters here

More like "women in mens bodies", rather than actual women, dude.

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>>8832340
>easily

I don't know about that one anon

>>8832340

I've heard other folks claim it's as high as 1/2.

t. been here all summer

>>8832512
Back to /pol/ please.

>>8827664
More like Faggucino lmao

>>8827664
I just had one. Wasn't bad but wasn't good either. Weirdly sour, kind of gross but aesthetically pleasing

>>8832572
lmao

>>8832545
Back to /reddit/tumblr/instagram/ please.

>>8832572
7/10

>>8831576
>no whip

Whew! I was worried for a second there that it wasn't going to end well.

>>8831692
>implying I'm a customer

>>8831576
how much does something like this cost?

>>8832545
are you a retard? calling someone /pol/ for saying you arent actually a girl if youre a dude.
get real faggot
>captcha
engage URuGuAY

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>>8829873
>I enjoy the occasional free trade artisan roasted French press black coffee

>>8827664
wasn't this featured in that squatty potty commercial?

>>8827677
im ok with this

>>8827664
Got one for my 7 year old. She liked it. Me I prefer wet cement