YAAAAAAS!

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>bronies

Fucking faggot hipsters

>>8827506
I wouldn't be surprised if this stains your mouth, tongue and feces a bright shade of pink, it's ALL food coloring.

Oh sure, this has to come out when it's cold again.

>>8827506
They certainly know their demographic.

>>8827506
shit looks like diabetes in a cup

>>8827633

>that thumb

>>8827506
I thought Starbucks was all about sophistication? This is some Lisa Frank tacky shit. Might as well introduce a bacon drink.

>>8827548
What backwards fucking middle of nowhere flyover shithole do you live in where you consider the McDonald's of coffee shops to be "hipster?"

>>8830066
Seattle?

>>8830085
Oh, ok. Then it's not your location, you're just an idiot.

>>8830085

pretty sure your city has the most indie cafes per capita

>>8830088
Considering I am naming the location of the hipster coffee shops founding city, making you the idiot, I can argue that you might be the real idiot.
>>8830096
Do you enjoy your shitty gun laws in your shitty tiny California?

>>8830111
just keep telling yourself that northern northern california

>>8830133
>Implying I live in Oregon.

>>8830143

nah oregon is just northern california

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>>8830153
>Burn status.

>>8830160
Don't samefag. That's not cool.

>>8830153
you mean northern california is part of oregon.
go ahead and try to secede, see what happens
>hurr durr the whole west coast will go with us!
bitch you'll be lucky to get anything outside of LA and SF

>>8830173
Not samefagging, just grew up in Northern Cali and that gave me a giggle.

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>>8830173
>>8830175

lol did i hurt some PNW feelings

it's okay friends despite all the banter i love you all <3

>>8830182
>that theme
kys yourself

>>8827506
>Unicorn Frap™
I don't fap to unicorns
off to >>>/mlp/

>>8830160
I can smell your samefag over here in socal you mong.

>>8830191
Hey faggots, you can't blame us for everythi-

I mean, yeah fuck those guts!

>>8830193
see
>>8830182
you retard

>>8830193
You are just terrible at this.
Do you want a timestamp and a personal fuck you to your post number?

I swear to God, white people eat the weirdest shit.

>>8830222
Fuck off Tyrone.

>>8827687
>2100 calories

>>8830160
Samefagging redditor

>>8830222
White "people"*

And only tasteless women and effeminate faggots go to starbucks

>>8830237
If you want to think that is the problem, go ahead and go with it.

>>8830257
Awww did I touch a nerve, sweetpea? You're dismissed, sugar.

>>8830262
...Really? That was kind of fucking pathetic.
Like 15 year old school girl level.

>>8830268
I can't seem to stop triggering you, honey. Maybe you should go back to r/cooking where you belong. How about it pumpkin?

Awwwwww you're so grumpy, you need to calm down before you mess your nappy again, babycakes. Try taking a nap, they're good for babies that are cranky like you.

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This is the vaporlatte. I've already submitted my idea to Starbucks and I know they'll love it.

>>8827506
God that looks awful.

>>8830273
You're making a fool of yourself

>>8827687
Any Frappuccino is diabetes in a cup.
>>8829981
>Lisa Frank tacky shit
90's will be the new retro fad soon enough. Maybe Starbucks is testing the waters.

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>>8827506

>>8830235
A bit surprising, but it's supposed to be about 280 calories.

As a employee of Starbucks who had to do so many tasting i say it's fucking gross, especially the blue drizzle. So fucking sour

>A tall Unicorn Frappuccino made with whole milk and topped with whipped cream contains 280 calories, 11 grams of fat and 39 grams of sugar, according to a Starbucks spokesperson. The beverage, which doesn't contain coffee, is caffeine free.

YAAAAAAAAS!

>>8829981

Starbucks is about selling sugary shit to teenage girls now, not adults who want cappuccinos and a scone. Fraps are mostly ice so their profit is amazing, hence all of the push for them above other drinks. People are better off seeking real coffee shops, or maybe the reserve Starbucks locations to get more single-origin blends.

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JUST

>>8830954

Tasted the blue unicorn cum last night, I'd love it if I wanted melted concentrated warheads to drink. Can't wait for this shit to end by Sunday, and I have today off.

>>8827544
>/mlpol/ destroyed an entire board just by autistic screeching
Never doubt the power of autism

>>8830960
>which doesn't contain coffee
To be fair, neither do any of their other drinks.

Can you imagine the meeting where this was pitched? Our brand seems a little weak with preteen girls, autistic NEET men and transexuals. How about something pastel colored and horsey? I heard faggots love unicorns, and we're not doing as well with faggots as we used to.

>>8831114

It's a limited offer, so they probably just let this one through for shits and giggles.

>>8827506
How does starbucks get associated with afluence and academic enviroments again?

>>8831121
It seems like more of a publicity stunt than a serious menu offering.

>>8827506
If the drink you're getting from starbucks isn't either some shade of brown or black just kys

>>8831143
But all of their drinks are brown or black, because they're shit

>>8830995
That shit made me wanna throw up. The frappaccino itself is okay but kinda bland

>>8831139

Exactly. It's extremely limited, only enough supplies for a few days since it'll have high demand. They know this one takes off on social media, so it'll get people interested, they'll buy it, snapchat it, and probably won't even drink it.

>>8831221

My diarrhea in a cup would be healthier than a lot of what we serve.

Vaporwave is the future and if you don't like it than kindly o f f y o u r e s l f

>>8827506
Looks like a e s t h e t i c cups.

>>8831137
It doesn't. They're building one in the ghetto section of my city.

Now it's just genuinely accepted to pay 5 Bucks for a mediocre Cup of Coffee.

>>8832199

But they didn't give us a synthwave soundtrack or force the girls to use hairspray.

>>8832199
>aesthetic
How can a cup be concerned with beauty or the appreciation of beauty?
Cups are inanimate.

>>8832221
did you just ASSUME it's sentience you shitlord?

Obviously he meant the cup was aesthetically designed by the 9000 man marketing team that designed every facet of it's look.

>>8832156
The drink is clearly designed to be photographed more than to be drunk. Perfect for instagram.

>>8827506
The perfect "look at me" beverage for the attention economy generation.

>>8832246
>aesthetically designed.
Nope.
Get yourself a dictionary, retard-anon.
Learn to use that word in the correct context.

>>8832324
Ignore the vaporware shitheads

>>8827524
>>>/r9k/

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>>8830960
>Caffeine free

What's the fucking point? As if this drink couldn't get any more irredeemable

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>>8833555

>>8830960

>Caffeine free
>280 calories, 11 grams of fat and 39 grams of sugar

So it's basically just a fat faggot treat.

>>8834127

All of the fraps are. There's no way to make them less diabetic other than the coffee frap light, which replaces half the sugar with splenda.

>>8834127
And we'll still order them too.

>>8830960
>caffeine free
LMAO
MAO
AO
O

I tried a sample cup of this today. It was interesting creamy-fruity flavor but whatever flavoring they used for sour pooled at the bottom so when you got there you'd grt smacked in the face by an extremely tart flavor that i didn't love.

>>8827506
If you want a sweet and fruity taste, why not just buy a smoothie?

>>8831017
I miss /qa/. The 4chan happenings threads were actually good for a long while until some months ago.

Our store ran out of most of the stuff for it

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>basic white girls waiting an hour for color dyed coffee
>lets tell social media i bought something everyone else did too

What's Starbucks endgame? They could sell shit and still make a million dollars a day.

>>8835851
This is the same shit they do in Japan. People line up for limited edition items.

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>>8827506

hi guys. have one thing to say FUCK you and FUCK all the haters hating on this drink

HOW COULD YOU BE AGAINST THIS
> vaporwave
> jovial, colorful
> doesnt take itself too seriously
> changes color as you drink

you probably hate it for shitty, pretentious, morose self-important reasons. this is how you sound
> ewww thats so much sugar
> it tastes like pure synthetic chemicals
> high fructose corn syrup? only in America, so backwards
> that drink is so basic, its a drink for stupid people
> its soo sweet, is there even any coffee in it? not like it would be good anyway. i hate starbucks their coffee tastes so burnt
> i only drink coffee with INTEGRITY
> I NEED YOU TO KNOW I AM SOPHISTICATED BECAUSE OF THE COFFEE I DRINK

if you dont have anything good to say about the unicorn frappuccino then you can FUCK OFF BACK TO REDIT.

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Its almost as good as losing a foot.

>>8835912
I don't hate that other people will drink it, I'm just not really interested in drinking it myself.

>>8835926
this is an acceptable opinion

>>8835917
Now that I think about it, this is literally the same concept. Old folks at the time didn't care for it but kids went apeshit.

>>8835912
pros:
>vapormeme yung lean 2012 xddd
>looks synthetic
>will only ever be drunk ironically
>changes color as you drink (wow)

cons:
>sweet as fuck
>tastes like shit
>unhealthy as fuck

>>8830273
be my gf?

>>8835851
>Coffee
But it's not. Starbucks isn't even trying anymore, just milkshake and food dye.

>Fiancee works at Starbucks
>brought one of these home for me just now

Holy fuck it tastes like garbage

People actually pay money for this shit what the hell

>>8836081
did your gf like it too

>>8836095
She said it tasted like shit and knew I wouldn't like it, wanted to laugh at me when I reacted to it.

>>8830849
t. baby boy
Awwwww, look sweetums this is a 18+ website only. You need to go back to roblox where children like you belong, okay sugar britches?

>used to work at Starbucks throughout all of 2015

I am getting PTSD just thinking about making this shit.

>>8835912
Thats the most gay food ive ever seen
>i want it.

I don't really go to starbucks, but I went in anyway and asked for my meme drink.
$5.45 for the large, which isn't even that big.
They were out of the blue sour sauce and the cashier didn't tell me and so when they handed my drink i asked for a partial refund because I didn't get a complete drink, they said no, so I asked for a full refund the stupid bitch scoffed at me and told me to wait in line again for my refund.
There was like 10 people ahead of me and most of them were ordering the same meme drink and the cashier still wasn't telling them they were out of the sour syrup.

Fuck starbucks, I don't even know why I bothered.

>>8835912
But it literally is just sour and shit

>>8836101
pls be my gf

>>8836139
Why the fuck would she not tell? Our store ran out of mango and sour blue drizzle and we made sure to tell the people. Plus it was a benefit to us cause we didn't have to make the drink

&#160

I tried it today. It didn't really taste "sweet" but holy fuck was it sour and very unappealing. Fucking gross sour blue shit

>>8827524
why are his nails so long

fucking burgers

>>8831017
/mlpol/ was actually chill as fuck.

>>8836051
Shows you how far we've fallen: old folks then just didn't care, but the adults of today are so insecure and childish that they throw huge fucking fits about it.

This thread is pathetic.

>>8836165
Is it like that generic blue raspberry flavor a lot of candy has?

>>8836994
It didn't taste like blue raspberry

>>8829981
>starbucks
>sophisticated
that place is for soccer moms, hipsters, instagrammers, and people who care about brands

>>8830982
>unicorn now just means "add sugary toppings and food dye"

disgusting

>>8827524
Actually had it. Was surprisingly okay

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>>8827633
>>8829969

Is there even any coffee in this at this point?

>>8837905
literally no, it's like a mango and sour food dye whipped cream mess.

>>8837924
They shouldn't be calling it a frappe. They should be calling it a fruit shake

I was going to try getting an ice cream tomorrow at a place that has different and unique stuff but always has fucking unforgivably long lineups.

Should I just get one of these instead?

>>8837953
you're a blowhard if you do

>>8829981
The last time I went into one is was advertizing sous-vide eggs like that was going to achieve shit. It's about being trendy and overpriced.

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>>8827506
Happened to read an NYT article about this thing and apparently this "unicorn" shit originated with someone using beet root and chlorophyll pigment to dye cream cheese pastel colors. They were originally working with healthier foods (no, I know it's fucking cream cheese). Then people called it "unicorn food" and started throwing marshmallows, sprinkles, and glitter onto other food items.

And here we are.

>>8836096
A keeper.

>>8837953
No, are you a fucking dumbus?

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The combination of the sour sparkly shit and the whipped cream left this absolutely nasty buttery aftertaste in my mouth, like as if I had eaten a whole stick of butter.

It's been 12 hours and i can still taste it.

>>8838118
chew a couple coffee beans or eat pickled ginger, they'll cleanse your palette

>you drank it
i'm sorry

>>8836365

For scooping coke

>>8835912
people that think this is vaporwave don't know that vaporwave is
just because something is light blue doesn't make it vaporwave

That's not just gay, it's retarded to boot.

>>8836757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx1MA6ousJE

The day friendship became magic?

>>8830111
>starbucks
>hipster
You autistics really need to get out more.

>>8838400
Allow me to give out a verbal rebuttal in form of text.
NO U

>>8838395
I'll never not love how well that fits.

>>8838485
It's like a dill pickle and peanut butter sandwich.

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>>8835879
Except in Japan the LE items don't taste like utter fucking shit

Pic related

>>8835912
I hate that drink but I love Starbuck's blonde roasts and always buy them for brewing my morning coffee. Light roasts are fucking hard to find nowadays but at least Starbucks carries them reliably.

I'm also pleased that Starbucks is getting massive blacklash from the LGBBTQQIAAPBBQWTF community because apparent the drink has the same colors as the bisexual pride flag and that's offensive somehow or some shit like that

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She ain't pretty no more.

>>8827506
>>8827529
>>8835912
S H I LL
H
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S A G E
A
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nice try starbucks marketing team
go eat a big fat dick

>>8839252
how was it danny boy you fucking hairy beast of a man?

>>8831017
>destroyed an entire board just by autistic screeching

To be fair, the whole shinding about brony prosecution on 4chan came about as a result of autistic screenching.
February bannings, one thread only policy, GR15, /mlp/ containment,...

They simply returned the favor.

>>8839272
>everything is autism

www.thesaurus.com

>>8839252
jesus christ, dude

shave your arms once in a while

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remind me of this don't know why

I'm glad my store ran out. Apparently most stores ran out on Wednesday and Thursday.

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>>8839289
implying youre not a teen who hasn't even grown more than peach fuzz anywhere besides their scalp and eyes.

>>8839252
Nice hand, fatty

>>8839289
That hair serves a evolutionary purpose.
It reduces sunburns and you can feel spiders and shit crawling up your arm much better if you don't shave your arms, you twink faggot.

>>8835851
disgusting

This is not intended to be drunk. It's a marketing tool used to give Starbucks attention.

Whether you like it or not its
>What the fuck starbucks just made the most retarded shit
or
>OMG SO RANDOM I WANT TO TASTE A UNICORN NICE STARBUCKS
or
>That looks pretty good I should go to starbucks.

not
>I should go look for a local coffee shop that has reasonable prices and high standards of quality.

>People coffee that isn't homebrewed and thermos'd.
Disgusto

>>8827524
How is his skin so nice?

>>8835851
>>shitting on people having fun
>>being this bitter and having nothing better to do

>>8835931
Yeah but the answer is to just ignore the thread.

>>8830995
letting a drink affect your actual life and happiness

>>8840447
He has as much testosterone as most 12 year olds

He was 17 in some of his very early videos

>>8839289
>male
>shaving arms
Really makes me think

>>8836101
kek

>>8836103
Getting off work and everything including your skin smells like coffee grounds.

>>8836161
Is it super complicated?

>>8836365
Mommy can only make time to clip nails by appointment.

>>8838098
How is cream cheese not a healthy food? Are you one of those insane low-fat only soccer moms?

>>8831017
>implying /qa/ wasn't autistic screetching.
all we did was scream at the same frequency but louder. /qa/ was never anything but an excuse for shitposters to demand a board be deleted or changed to suit their autism, or enforce their autism on others with global rules. it deserved death even if as a board it represents everything pol stood for.

>>8840547
>He has as much testosterone as most 12 year olds

this combined with the fact he never gets sun exposure or does manual labor

>>8838771
starbucks logo in Japan has squinty eyes? TOP KEK

>>8840553
No but can be a real pain when having 5 or 6 in queue

>>8840611
Sorry mate :(

>>8831017
Half of those pony threads and posts were by /pol/lacks who thought it was funny

>>8837044
No one who could be called hipster would be seen in a starbucks, even though their daily drip is decent if you happen to want coffee while also not being home.

Starbucks baristas need to chill out. Just because a drink is a pain to make doesn't mean you should all go online and tell people not to buy it. IT. IS. YOUR. JOB. You are literally getting paid to stand there and make drinks. I'm a barista too, and sometimes there are drinks that are really complicated and that I don't want to make, but guess what? I don't go online and rant to public and ask them not to order it anymore because it's an inconvenience. MAKE THE FUCKING DRINK. Starbucks has probably lost thousands of dollars because their baristas won't make a fucking drink. I'm appalled.

>>8832317
Imagine the guy that wrote this post

>>8841051
I think you're the one with issues dude chill the fuck out

76 fucking grams of sugar?
holy fuck, there's drinking sweet creamy shit and then theres 500 CALORIES AND 76 GRAMS OF SUGAR AT A COFFEE SHOP WITH NO COFFEE IN IT

>>8841051
It is also our job to give an opinion on the drink to customers so fuck off

>>8841271
Starbucks is basically an ice cream place now

>>8841271
It's just a coffee tee hee

>>8841051
You sound like a bitch

>>8841285
This is like Subways being health food slathered in meats and mayo

>>8827633
holy fucking troll claw

>>8840403
This. Starbucks doesn't care.

Don't blame them. Blame the idiot consumers that buy this garbage. I know a shit ton of you would cash in on people's stupidity, because I know I would. If I knew people would pay me for sugary sour unicorn vomit garbage, I'd be charging them all the way to the bank.

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>>8839289
>shave your arms
Precisely how many cocks do you gargle per day?

>>8827506
How can people handle drinking so much sugar?

>>8841637
diabetes hasnt hit yet

>>8841637
By being American!

>>8843022
God bless your beetus, sir.

>>8843022
OBSESSED

>>8843024
DO YOU OWN OIL?!

So Starbucks is going full horsefucker?
When do we get porn of the the mascot being railed by a unicorn?

>>8843035
They're just following the middle class white girl trends.

>>8843055
I thought it was NEET 30 year old men who shame their family.

>>8838771
>Putting pastry on top of your coffee
>Weebs will defend this

>>8843191
it's a pastry to eat with ur coffee is that such a bad concept

A question... Do you must have a degree in arts to work at Starbucks?
Considering majors.

>>8843330
You just need one on giving up at life.

>>8843330
Any liberal arts degree will do.

>>8837624
ET PHONE HOME

>>8843330
Anything in gender studies will give you a boost.

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>>8827506

Me and a friend went to 3 fuckin g Starbucks stores and they were all sold out.

>>8846593
Duh? You're following some faggy trend. The rest of the normies and bronies beat you to it, chump. Be a little more cutting edge next time if you want a hot limited item.

Lol post gore and scare the PR fag off

>>8830111
Considering I don't own a gun, I don't really care. Cool assumption, tho.

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I also enjoyed the Unicorn Frappucino from Starbucks; I hope they bring it back for a longer time in the future; it was yummy. :)

>>8846824
XD

>>8847152
This faggot still around?

>>8827506
>falling for capitalist propaganda
its like you want them to manipulate you

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>>8831137
It's associated with academic environments because that's where you end up working if you studied a liberal arts degree.

>>8847152
Did you sell that shirt?

>>8840475
AM I BEING DETAINED I DO NOT CONSENT

>>8835912
not vaporwave

>>8840003
>you can feel spiders and shit crawling up your arm
This actually sucks because the wind blowing through it feels the same way.

Calories are not the problem here. These fuckers have 39 FUCKING GRAMS OF SUGAR. Go grab food scale and measure out 39 grams of sugar. you can fill almost 1/3 of the Starbucks cup with 39 grams.

Try it if you want but for fucks sake dont drink it regularly. This applies to the other sugary drinks as well.

Starbucks was a mistake

>>8848979
that's hardly anything

a 20 oz bottle of soda has almost twice that amount

>>8848979
I don't want t contaminate my drug scale with sugar.

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But how can you be sure people don't just want to have fun? Sometimes people have fun. I'm referring here to people.

>>8840475
Um excuse me but that is an alicorn.

>>8847359
yeah i'm also surprised
i legit thought he would be dead by now, he's been picking at a bad infection on his taint for years now and it's all scar tissue down there
no idea how it didn't kill him

>>8827506
is the pink stuff unicorn semen?

>>8851849
No, unicorn semen actually is just horse semen that has sprinkles in it.

>>8846603
>bronies beat you to it, chump.
That was my wife's reaction to news of this. She said, "Wasn't the unicorn thing like six years ago?"

>>8851849
>>8849671
Unicorns dont exist you dummies

>>8851866
Yes they do, they only come out on Saturdays and on your television if you know the secret time and channel number.

>>8830175
>go ahead and try to secede, see what happens
Are you still on memes from January?

>>8839252
Is that a pube on your thumb?

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Is it really not okay to go to Starbucks? The Tim Hortons in my town is shit and all the other coffee shops are over in Yellow Springs, which is a bitch to find parking at.

>>8852100
>Is it really not okay to go to Starbucks?
Only if you're an untermensch who cares about the opinions of others.