Trigger /ck/ in one sentence

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>>8823030
for me, its the mcdouble

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I hate my moms cooking

The mcrib is back

>>8823030
I'm vegan.

>>8823065
/thread

Eating out is bad.

Carbs are unhealthy.

Every food is good for you in the right quantity

I don't like onions.

<90% cocoa is for children

>>8823030

>at Expensive Sushi restaurant/club at 11pm

"Can you make me a custom sushi roll with bacon, avocado, and cream cheese and Sriracha aoli dipping sauce, I'll also have a coffee black w/ 1 sugar and 1 cream, lastly do you have a kids menu as Estafaden doesn't like fish"

>>8823125
This is unironically true though

Eating eggs is just as bad as smoking

>>8823045
>tfw my mom sucks at cooking

Do americans really do this?

>>8823283
I know this pain. She turns the heat up so high to cook everything faster it's always burnt on the outside and raw on the inside. She also oversalts theFUCK out of everything.

Absolute shit at cooking.

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Fat people should be allowed to exist, and shaming them isn't an effective way to get them to lose weight.

>>8824180
That's more for /fit/

Five guys is shit, not even factoring in price.

>>8824222
That's true though....

Chili without beans is fucking awful

>>8823546
sounds like she makes a mean steak, pussy

>>8823125
this is objectively true where is the lie

>>8824180
o boy im triggered

>>8823039
mcdoubles are the shit tho

>>8824404
This

>>8824404
this
you need beans and beef or it's shit

Dietary cholesterol raises blood serum cholesterol

>>8824404
Yup. Only people who complain about beans in chili, are obese man-child amerifats who are terrified of something remotely healthy

Hey guys, I only have $5 to spend on groceries until the end of the month–what should I buy?

>>8824681
And you're literally just eating a beef stew.

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>>8824700
whatever m8 it's delicious

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>>8823229
>>8823092
>>8823081
>>8823065
>>8823050
>>8823039
>>8823030

>>8824222
Trips of truth.

Don't even TRY to talk to me before I've had my coffee

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>r8 my dinner
[Rates the meal you just spent all night cooking <5/10]

redpill me on veganism

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Do americans really eat this?

Cream makes carbonara better.

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>>8825904
do britbongs really eat this?

>>8824697
>OBSESSED

>>8824180
this
though fat=/=obese
obesity should not be tolerated or accepted or normalized in any way

>>8825904
Dr. Oetker has no presence in North America.

>>8826103
t. american
they're singlehandedly the best frozen pizza brand in canada
never seen that pizza burger thing though

>>8826111
I stand corrected.

Australian cuisine and wine is actually amazing, extremely high quality and is much closer to France in quality than the US is.

>>8826141
it's kind of a shame, really
dr oetker is probably the best frozen pizza brand in canada. wish you guys could try it

>>8823126
You aren't very good at this

>>8826145
NZ food and wine is better, our animals and crops aren't forced to grow in red sand.

The meal was so large hubby couldn't finish his so I helped him!

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>>8823030
Jack has some good videos actually.

>>8823030
Fine Dining is worth its price.

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>>8823030
Craft beer is Hipster Bullshit

>>8826167
but it is

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This is the only real pizza in the USA.

>>8826157
you know what gross me out more than the fact that everything he makes is undercooked to hell?

his fucking ring

i've never seen him take it off once, or even wash it. imagine the germs on that thing

>>8826180
It's a superbowel ring.

>>8826178
Here we Go..

>>8826183
i like that pun

>>8826186
>IPA's are good!
HAHAHA OH LORD

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>>8826180
Why would he upload a video of him taking off and washing his ring?

>>8826190
you misunderstand; i've seen him rinse his hands before plenty of times (though not nearly enough)

but never once has he tried to clean that ring

>>8823030
Why do people pretend to like Beer?

>>8824697
>Chili
>Healthy in any form
Lol ok bruh.

>>8824180
It literally is though.

>>8826251
not really
being an asshole to someone isn't a particularly good motivator, especially if you're a stranger to them

>>8826224
how in the fuck is chili unhealthy?

>>8826702
pretty sure he's thinking of the bastardized version that uses like 2lbs of grated cheese

>>8826232
yup, have my [you]
living alone is a bliss
I don't care if my nation is dying out. Sex doesn't worth the hassle of having to deal with an extra wo/manchild besides myself.

>>8826702
>red meat and sodium solution is offset by muh beans and tomatoes

it's really not and nutrition doesn't work like this.

>inb4 perfidious ketofaggotry from someone desecrate to defend their bad dietary practices

>>8827120
this is why being gay is best
men are so much easier to get along with than women

>>8825904
I've never seen this before in my life.
>>8825734
Eggs are tasty

>have a mate who always steals off the supermarket trucks he drives
>go round to his on the weekend to help him plan out a little cuck shed
>gives me 5kg of stolen bacon for giving him a hand

What do I do with 5kg of bacon?

>>8827152
Besides all the problematic messages, bacon survives deep freezing just fine.

There is no such thing as a "good chicken wing."

Literally every hot wing/chicken wing/etc is (1) slimy and gross, (2) has no flavor and this fact is masked by the "hotness," and (3) not nearly enough meat for a universally way too expensive price.

>>8827185
do you prefer dry rubs then? i like both
chicken wings are fun

Artistry in smoking meats is every bit the equivalent of artistry in fine French cooking

>>8827185
>picky aspy bullshit

Americans eat 16 billion chicken wings per year. The wings are one of the most expensive parts of the chicken. But yeah, no one likes them and they are shit. Lol.

Just about everyone on /ck/ is a guy because guys are simply better chefs
>facts don't lie
>data backs it up

>>8827366
it actually did used to be that way, long ago
but then people realized how fun and convenient wings are to eat

>>8827372
>convenient

Nigga, I dare you to tell me how eating chicken in the form of a messy, drippy wing where you have to eat around the bone and pay a higher price tag for is more convenient and less of a hassle than just eating a fuckin tendie.

>>8827382
feeling autistic because you're eating tendies isn't convenient

>>8827388
Nice dubs, but that's no argument.

Again, how are wings convenient compared to just about every single other way to eat chicken

>>8827390
certainly easier than picking apart a chicken or processing it into a tender

>>8827388
You're just mad because you're an autistic autist. Why don't you go be autistic and make autistic posts on your autistic containment board, you autist?
>>>/autism/

Autism. Autismo. Autistic autist.

>>8827392
My bad - I didn't realize you were talking about manufacturing. I was under the assumption when I said "eat" you understood I meant "eating."

>>8827399
well, prepare then eat. sorry

>>8823030
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>>8823065
>>8823081

why should anyone be triggered by these? those are subjective opinions which don't really say anything about cooking abilities of the individual

>>8823120

this one kinda applies though since the person apparently has no clue of how to use onions in order for them to taste good

>>8824404

gotta admit though that this one would actually trigger me

>>8823065
that's cool
i only take issues with vegetarians

Soup is the worst.

Food shouldn't be served in hot brown water, nor should liquidized food ever be eaten besides geriatric patients or babies. Take the vegetables and meat out of it's festering, gross, diarrhea water and put them on a plate like a functioning adult.

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>>8827438
imagine being this broken as a human being

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>>8824421
and 90%+ cocoa is for pretentious hipsters that dont care about the cocoa shortage or actual taste, only how superior they think they look on outdoor seats while the real chocolate is at home banging his wife

I put ketchup on my hotdogs.

>>8827438
This has to be a joke. I've never heard of anyone not liking soup.

The best pizza features just cheese and pepperoni.

>>8827478
this

chocolate is supposed to be sweet, not bitter

>>8827513
I'm serious. The only soup I can tolerate is tomato, and even then I'd rather not.

>>8827530
you're literally broken
i don't understand how someone could dislike soup when there are literally thousands and thousands of different kinds with different textures and flavours and ingredients

>fucking tomato soup of all things
just fucking kill yourself holy shit

>>8827538
Soup is just disgusting my dude. Whether it's watery with noodles or GOD forbid chunky with... bits of food just floating in broth (which broth in and of itself is a gross concept to begin with) I just can't ever get myself to eat more than a spoonful.

Soup is bad, but stews are WORSE.

>>8827543
damn dude
you're actually broken

>>8827543

nah, you are literally broken.

>>8827560
>>8827567

Can you fix me, then? It's not like I WANT to hate soup. Like you said, everybody loves soup. How could I learn to like it?

>>8827571

What kinds of soup have you tried?

>>8827571
experiment with different broths
try cream of leek
miso soup
beef and barley
standard chicken noodle
french onion
goulash
there are so many amazing soups out there and i don't understand how you could hate them

>>8827514
fact

>>8827577
Stuff like tomato minestrone, orzo chicken, french onion, baked potato, etc. And the cheap inna can noddle soups.

>>8827579
Which of those should I give another shot to? I could possibly see learning to make a good chicken noodle (because that seems to be the least... adventurous, hah), but I'm willing.

>>8827606
all of them

>>8827571
You are broken beyond repair, your only worth now is to be a point of comparison for any kind of non-functional subhuman scum by telling themselves something in the likes of "at least I'm not that faggot who hates soup".

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>>8827739
>tfw anon is the soup version of anthony burch
>tfw not soupthony burch

>>8827739
>at least I'm not that faggot who hates soup

topkek.>>8827760

>>8827404
implying raw onions aren't delicious already

well done, now Im fucking mad

I'm Mexican

I'm a girl who wants to learn to cook, but I'm too lazy to commit.

>>8827392
If you're getting your tenders from a decent establishment they're just sliced strips of breast

>>8827404
>muh subjective opinions
Here's a subjective opinion: Fuck Trump and Fuck white people

I only eat organic

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>>8828343
SAY HELLO TO MECHANICALLY SEPARATED CHICKEN

>>8828233
as someone who loves onions i can understand their appeal isn't for everyone, especially red onions

too much raw red onion makes me feel sick to my stomach

>>8828495
kek. Then do something about it and stop gnashing your teeth and wailing like a little bitch. Imagine, Mississippi is 46% nignog and they couldn't even swing for Obama. I confronted militant nignogs that I met in the poker rooms of the riverboats about it, and their claim was nigs were afraid to vote because of " jim crow" in 2008. And they claimed activists were scared to go on registration campaigns because "le boogeyman KKK". Sorry, even as libtard as I am, that doesn't cut it.

>>8823030
I like my steak well-done.

>>8827543
confirmed only ever eaten canned "soup"

>>8823065
>B12
inb4: Fortified foods
>Having to depend on synthetic food to keep up your meme lifestyle