Is every single food bad for you?

>>8822988
Yes and they all give you cancer

>>8822988
Yes. Every single food causes you to die very slowly. The only way to prevent this is to stop eating food. This will cause you to live faster.

>>8822988
All food but Acai berries are rich in oxidants that accumulate negative energy in your body, which is responsible for most, if not all, environmental and genetic maladies. While we can't forgo food or oxygen, a portion of acai berries following any meal will greatly improve your physical and mental health.

>>8822988
That's flawed thinking.

Beets have never done anyone any harm.

When was the last time you saw a study linking beets to cancer or AIDS?

When have you ever heard of these delicious red fucks making someone choke?

Never. Go out and eat beets.

>>8823016
This desu.

>>8823016
But every single vegetable has either EVIL agrochemicals or EVIL bugs or is an EVIL GMO

>>8823037
Beet isn't a vegitable. It is a way of life

>>8823016
Sugar refined from beets has most definitely been linked to obesity and type 2 diabetes. You can never feel safe eating food.

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>>8823016
Beets. Bears. Battlestar Galactica.

>>8823051
Slander.

Beets kill the diabeetes

>>8822988

Don't be silly.

Only the ones that taste good.

>>8823016
My brother caught AIDS from a beetroot and died just last month.

I could jump all over you and be an asshole but the chances of getting AIDS from a root vegetable we were told was like 1 billion to 1 but it has happened a few times in the past too.

>>8822988
No, but most of them are.