Is this the god of snacks?

>>8821335
If this is the god of snacks, who is the snack goddess?

eat chocolate coating
unroll the cake
lick up all the cream
eat the cake

>>8821335

>eating processed garbage

>>8821335
they always look so much better than they taste. Even if we were talking "non perishable gas station snack league" I think raspberry cheese danish would probably win.

>>8821335
Nutty bars are better

>>8821335

I never understood how or why the 'icing' is so waxy. But then there is a lot I dont understand about snack cake chemistry.

Like most snack cakes, I think they suck on their own but light right up with a cup of coffee.

Beware of things calling themselves Steusel or coffee cake. I found some that were just practically cake topped with sugar. As in just sugar mixed with cinnamon. Literally crunching on granulated sugar that was the faux "crumb"

>>8821368
The Swedish way of eating a swiss roll

>>8821368
You're the sort of monster who licks the cream off before dipping the oreo.

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>>8821335
I heard you've been talking shit, anon.

>>8821335
a lesser version of the best snack ho-hos

>>8821371
literally all food is processed in some way

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>>8821862
my nigga

>>8821368
That's some kinky foreplay

>>8821862
after not eating those for a year i tried them again and they taste like a disgusting sugar bomb with a bizarre flavor.

>>8822221
Heretic

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yfw mom puts this bullshit in your lunch

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Fucking plebeians, move aside, best snack coming through.

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For me it's the ding dong

>>8821335
hmm recipe for homemade swiss roll anyone?

>>8823776
>go to the store
>buy a pack of swiss rolls
>take them out and put them on a baking sheet
>bake at 300 degrees for 1 minute
>dust with powdered sugar
>serve with milk in a wine glass

>>8823793
i meant like a chocolate sheet cake recipe + marshmallow (?) filling.

>>8823802
its some sort of whipped cream, not marshmallow, if i remember correctly

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Come back, chocolates! I didn't mean what I said...

>>8821335
>am Swiss
>never heard of swiss rolls
>Google it
>not originated in Switzerland
lmao, reminds me of a 'Swiss' burger that I saw on a menu (in a restaurant on vacation). That burger had not a single Swiss ingredient, it had mozzarella

>>8824219
maybe the cheese was swiss?

>>8824240
like I said it was mozzarella.

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>>8821362

>>8822233
My nigger. Freezing these are top tier

>>8824219
what are you gonna do about it? go to war with us?

>>8824357
relax, it's just funny to me, is that not allowed or what?

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>>8823776
It's just a smaller processed version of the chocolate roulade AKA Bûche de Noël or Yule Log. Making it yourself is fun and they taste amazing:
http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2008/12/jacques-torres-buche-de-noel-recipe.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmKjOdNLV-4

This is the best chocolate snack cake. I like to pop them into the microwave until they are barely still solid and then eat them with a spoon.

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>>8822233
MY FUCKING NIG

For me it's the zebra cake.

>>8821862
>>8822233
I like these because they tend to be pretty cheap. Makes big-brand candy look like theft in comparison.

>>8822240
The only man here with any sense

>>8822233
>that moist, thicc, processed chemical brownie
So fuckin good

>>8824454
Maybe if you didn't insult my culture I could relax

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Can't believe how wrong everyone is.

>>8822000
Trips confirm

>>8825492
Tasty indeed but no way they are #1

>>8821862
>>8821335
>>8822240

>All this good shit I'm tryna eat less of

I DON'T WANNA LOSE MY LEG NIGGAS BUT YOU MAKIN ME CONSIDER THE WHEELCHAIR LIFE

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>>8821335

red Zingers with a tall cold glass of whole milk.

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>>8822320
so close
yet still wrong

>>8824219
the patty was most likely prepared using by swissing.

>>8824261
These would be good if they didn't have the fucking glazing on it.

>>8826295
>prepared using by swissing.

Sorry I'm drunk. What I'm trying ot say is it's like swiss steak.

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>the only correct option

I'm getting diabetes just by entering this thread

>>8821862
Dude every time i eat those shit all day

>>8825462
These are absolute garbage now.

I think I'd probably vomit if I ate one of those again.

>>8821335
When I was a kid I'd take a couple of those to the deer stand for snacking purposes.

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>>8821862
> You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about

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>>8821362

>>8828942
I'd like to nut in her bar

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Use these to get some pussy by offering it to them, works ever time I swear.

>>8822240
What is this some kind of chocolate coated wafer ensemble?

>>8828975
>Hog bait

>>8826708
Only the pink ones are good.

>>8821554
because it contains carnuaba wax

>little debbie
>hostess
Why do you fags have such shit taste in food?
eat a fucking Tastykake

>>8829655
I just throw out dried corn and 4 front asses show up at my door per week.

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>>8825462
Is that a jojo reference?

>>8824533
Good choice.

>>8824755
Your culture is based around swiss rolls, what?

>>8824357
I'd help you against them any given time my dear swiss neighbor