>debating stealing the peanut butter packet at a restaurant

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>>8819167
>Those smuckers jelly packets.

I want them all. I want them all now.

>stealing

They're free.

Literally the only reason to set foot into a fast food joint is to grab a handful of ketchup and relish packets

>>8819167
The plural of crisis is crices you stupid, fucking weeaboo.

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>tfw you didn't ask for water and are now staring at the vase

Doesn't look that dirty but the waitress will see.

>>8819167

I usually try to find an opportunity to swipe those cheap re-usable sauce cups that they put salad dressing in. They make excellent food bowls for my geckos.

... what?

Anyway, I had a server come up behind me while I was working out the tip on my phone one time (woman, bad at math) and it traumatized me. Now, I'm really paranoid about it. I am always glancing around and trying to rush to find the right tip before he/she comes back. I feel like I'm doing something terribly shallow and don't want to get caught.

So far I have accumulated 200grams of honey, like 20 salt and pepper packages individually and some odd stuff like a few mayo or mustard packages

ama

>>8819194
gulp it down in one go anon
come on, no one will see
just check if the flower is oisonous beforehand or you risk some severe stomachaches

I know because I do this all the time since it is just awkward to ask for a glass of water

>>8819224
>oisonous
poisonous

>>8819212
>I usually try to find an opportunity to swipe those cheap re-usable sauce cups that they put salad dressing in. They make excellent food bowls for my geckos.
>... what?
>Anyway, I had a server come up behind me while I was working out the tip on my phone one time (woman, bad at math) and it traumatized me. Now, I'm really paranoid about it. I am always glancing around and trying to rush to find the right tip before he/she comes back. I feel like I'm doing something terribly shallow and don't want to get caught.
You need a fucking cellphone calculator to work out what 10% of the meal cost is?

American education everyone!

>>8819228
>poisonous
oisonous

>>8819689
Kek

>when your favourite restaurant starts chargin for the packets
Never went back desu senpai

>>8819194
>Always ask for water because I'm a cheap ass
>Tell date to get whatever she wants
>My excuse: Just not feeling like sugary drinks right now.

>She gets a refill
Fucking bitch

>>8819689
>10%

Where ever you live that the standard tip is 10%, consider yourself lucky. It's generally 15%, 18%, and 20% based on service. I usually do 20 just because it's easiest to figure out and I really don't care enough about the dollar difference.

>>8819746
>she gets a refill
That whore.