>Go out to restaurant >They don't have a vegetarian option

>realize I'm a normal person who can eat meat
>order non-vegetarian option
literally a non-problem.

Is this a "feels good man" thread?

Sounds like a great place free of faggots.

>>8817159
Anonymous 04/16/17(Sun)01:06:25 No.8817159▶
I'M A VEGETARIAN
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Dinner is served OP

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>Ask waitress if anything is meat free
>She says, "is fish okay?"
>Get up and leave

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>>8817159
>Go out to restaurant
>"I'd like a vegetation salad please"
>I'm sorry sir none of our salads are vegetation.

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

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>No veggie option (Not even a salad)
>family has all ordered
>Waitress looks at me
>I just sigh and say I'll just keep eating the free bread.

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>>8817195
never orderd the "green salad with chicken" but without chicken stripes option?

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>Order the chicken alfredo without the chicken
>it arrives with chicken
>mumble to waitress that I can't eat it, and that I need another one without meat
>Dad starts making a scene and starts picking the chicken off my plate with his fingers, yelling how I always have to make a scene with my weird restrictions
>Waitress walks off before I can tell her I still can't eat the pasta because it's touched meat and my family end up splitting my noodles between them while I try to fill up on water

>>8817195
>turns out bread is made with fat rendered from beef stock.

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>Go out to a vegan restaurant
>They don't have a meat option

>>8817221
lol your dad sounds like he needs to be necklaced

post his address op

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>go to pizza place
>order a veggie, no cheese
>cashier laughs at me and says "no, really. What can I get you?"
>wait for my pizza to be cooked while the cashier whispers to his coworkers and points at me
>think they were calling me Mr. Tomato Bread, but I'm not sure

>>8817262
Cringe. Neck yourself please.

>>8817236
Why the fuck would you EVER go to a vegan restaurant?

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Sounds good, what restaurant is this?

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>Mother forgot I was vegetarian again so I'm stuffing myself on mashed potatoes (the only thing at the table without meat) at family Christmas dinner
>extended family start yelling at me for hogging all the potatoes and calling me a picky eater with the palate of a child
>I try to drown my sorrows in alcohol, but all the beer is this Christmas Bacon Beer shit

>>8817334
>calling me a picky eater with the palate of a child
And they are correct to say this.

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>getting my weekly carton of chocolate soy milk at the grocery store
>cashier says I should have been drinking cow milk. Then I wouldn't have been so short and skinny.
>then she says adults shouldn't be drinking chocolate milk, but at my size it doesn't really matter

get like some french fries, everyone has those

>>8817373
This didn't happen.

>>8817375
What if the french fries are cooked in lard?

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>order veggie option
>it's another episode where the cashier feels like she has to tell me about that one time she gave up meat for a week but loves it too much to give if for good and doesn't know how I can do it and maybe she'll try it again if she wants to go on another diet sometime, and she saw that one documentary and was horrified by it so she looked into grass fed beef but it was too expensive so what can she really do about it

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>>8817262
Fucking hate when idiots dont realize that pizza without cheese exists.

>b-but then it's just dough with sauce
Yes it is

>>8817404
Why bother?

>>8817221
Maybe stop your autism to avoid sotuations like this

>be a vegetarian
>not just eat raw vegetation

fucking pathetic

>>8817425
heating, roasting and baking is only for ominvoires?
>fucking pathetic

>>8817430
Correct. Go outside and chew on the grass.

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>>8817430
>he doesnt eat his fresh kill raw

>>8817430
>Eating plants

Fucking MONSTER. Plants have feelings too.

I only eat fungus and mold that I grow myself

>>8817440
I only eat cultivated bacteria that I grow on my own body.

>>8817186
kek

>>8817443
I tried this but I couldnt get enough volume to feed myself. Whats your secret?

Currently I have a pile of my own shit in a special room where I cultivate fungus and mold that I eat. Occassionally I cut open some wounds on my body and infect it with feces so that I can grow some extra delectable mushrooms from myself.

Of course, this options is still not perfect since I am still murdering fungus in cold blood but its the best option I have found so far. I'm donating 99% of my funds to charity as penance.

>>8817451
You have to remain completely sedentary and lay in your own filth. Movement just means there's a chance of killing innocent spores anyway.

>>8817159
>restaurant with no veg option
Really? Did you go to a meat shack? I don't think I've ever been to a restaurant that didn't at least have some sort of vegetable dish you could order.

>>8817221
Yer dad is based anon

>>8817221
Just suck it up and endure it. Vegatarianis/veganism would be a lot more feasible if you could tolerate a little fat contamination.

>>8817467
>meat shack
That's a great idea for a food truck concept. Drive to location, reconfigure truck into shack-like structure.

>>8817334
My parents agreed to prepare vegetarian food for me when I lived with them on one condition. On holidays and at big family gatherings I'd just eat the meal that was prepared.

>>8817282
For food.

>>8817479
>'d just eat the meal that was prepared.

cook your own food you fucking cuck

>>8817282
Omnivores enjoy the superiority of remaining free to eat both meat and vegtable cuisine. Ya don't pussy out of a meal just cause they use some weird ingredients.

This thread is wasted on you retards. This is gold.

>>8817159
>guaranteed replies, the thread
>not knowing what fare the restaurant has before going

>>8817490
>vegan
>suddenly surprised he was cucked

Idiot. Just how do you view the world again?

>>8817494
It's not the ingredients anon, it's the staff and clientele. Ever been around a vegan? Imagine a building full of them.

>>8817159
>oh no there's a little meat broth in this vegetable dish
Just fucking eat it. If there's no actual meat texture, it's close enough in a bind.

>>8817515
Most vegans I've eaten with were apologetic about their dietary restrictions more than anything else.

>>8817186
Catholic here, go fuck yourself, also, happy Easter.

>>8817511
t. almond cheese

>>8817186
I hope you know that she saw you as a pathetic low-test beta because of your diet.

>>8817159
I love and eat meat but I get you.
Sometimes I just wanna have a tasty vegetarian meal when I go out... it's always nice to have the option available if you want it.

>>8817159
>I made a retarded decision so everyone must cater to me

>>8817262
>>8817404
Why don't you just get a fucking pizza pie?

>>8817728
Tomato pie* I meant

>>8817728
meat stock in the sauce.

>>8817404
Sure, but at that point might as well have spaghetti sauce and dip bread into it.

>>8817515
I've only been to one vegan restaurant in Chicago. I asked for a recommendation and they made a suggestion. It was a pretty down to earth experience and the food was pretty good too. I would go back there if I go back to Chicago.

>>8817387
Grass fed beef is a meme. If you eat beef often enough that you NEED leaner beef, you'll probably have a heat attack by 50 no matter what

>Inb4 skittles beef

>>8817159
>I'm a retard
>Fuck you guys why aren't you retards too?

>>8817539
>catholic, therefore has the right to be self-righteous

[spoiler]vegeratians suck[spoiler]

>Give up meat and dairy
>Eat a healthy balance
>When eating salads or healthy meals, fat people at work make snide remarks while shoveling Snickers bars and chicken nuggets down their jowles
>Fat people are the problem, not meat eaters

>>8817334
>sister decided to become a vegetarian a few years ago
>whenever she visits she makes her own main dish to avoid situations like you
>she actually ended up becoming an awesome cook because of this and her dishes are always the first to go

You only have yourself to blame. Cook your own awesome dishes to suit your own needs and then not only do you have to worry about having no food to eat, but you'll actually learn to cook and impress your family

>>8817815
agreed
fat fucks are the worst
Every time I come across an actual landwhale I skip a few meals. I don't ever want to look like them...

>>8817815
>>8818095
>love meat
>know everything wrong about it (health-related)
>will never make it to the year when we can extend our lifespan
>eternity of oblivion because I can't keep my fucking mouth shut

At least I don't judge anyone for what they like to eat, am I less of a faggot?

>>8817815
>see this at work all the time
>start eating alone so I don't have to deal with it
>anon why are you so antisocial during lunch

Why are people so obsessed with eating with other people? Why is it considered weird when someone who spends all day dealing with people wants 30 minutes alone to unwind?

>Ask for plain water
>There's no plain water
>Only stupid expensive bottled mineral water

>>8818131
Live your life anon, just don't be an active negative to the folks around you and you're fine

>>8818151
Should have asked for tap water.

>>8817186
You are a child

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>>8817159
>goes to restaurant that specializes in meat products
>complains on 4chan that their kind is not a priority
>ayy lmao

>>8818138
Oh no, someone wants to talk to me, they may want to be my friend! The nerve!

>>8817404
Wait is it weird that I pull of the cheese and meat when I eat pizza?

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>>8817221
>can't eat the pasta because it's touched meat
top kek

>order vegetarian option
>they serve meat anyway
How do these incompetent chefs get jobs?

>>8817221

You deserved every bit of humiliation you received.

>>8818219
I would enjoy being on my own 100% of the time as much as I would enjoy being around people 100% of the time.

>>8817177
I bet if you sauted that in some coconut oil, added a little salt, pepper, along with some lemon juice and zest it'd be pretty good.

>pushing your retarded degenerate diet on your family
>hurr meat is bad but alcohol is okay
Vegiscum are retarded freaks who are immune to all kinds of reasoning and logic.

>>8820901
>hurr meat is good for you and so is alcohol t. omni faggot fat lords

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>vegetarians

Where are you eating that doesn't have salads

>>8821059
>vegetarians are THIS homophobic

>"vegetarians are so preachy and obnoxious!"
>mention vegetarianism and all replies are just name calling and say how much people hate vegetarians

Really ferments my soy beans

>>8817221
Chicken Alfredo without Chicken still uses dairy products
Why even fucking bother being vegetarian if you're still going to use animal products? All or nothing, pussy

>>8821104
Dishes using eggs and dairy can still considered vegetarian, just not vegan.

>>8821111
Which is pussying out
Either be vegan or don't bother
Either support the cattle industry like the rest of us or don't

>>8821116
>le all or nothing culture XDDD it 2017 moderashun? WUTS THAT LOOL TRMP

Do you people breathe? Or do you rely on anaerobic respiration?

>>8821139
The cattle industry is horrible. Either turn a blind eye or actually stop supporting it, not this namby pamby half-assed shit.

>>8821139

I am starting to wonder if science needs to look into these people on a genetic and cellular level. I am starting to think they didn't join us past the prokaryotic / eukaryotic branch on the tree of life. They certain seem less evolved than the great apes at this point. They seem to share many traits with fungi.

>>8821157
Most vegetarians use vegetarianism as a transitional tool

>>8821160
>>8821139
>doesn't understand that there's no point in cutting out meat due to animal cruelty and not cutting out milk which is just as cruel

It literally is all or nothing. It makes no sense to support one and not the other

>bf makes me go vegan
>ask him why one day
>"so you'll stay weak and be easy to manipulate"
>pins me to the bed
>fucks me
>tell him he's hurting me
>he thinks I'm joking
>don't really mind that he's fucking me it's just that he's squeezing my arms too hard
>leaves bruises
:(

>>8821179
This is why homophobes hate us

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>>8821166
>eggs and milk sourced locally from free range animals is the same as killing pigs for bacon

Take your edgelord meme shit down the road, son. No one here is buying your bullshit.

>be vegetarian/vegan
>be too stupid to explore ethnic foods and instead, seek meat-free alternatives to things like hotdogs

There is no better reason than this to try Indian food or other Eastern recipes, there are entire cookbooks centered around vegetarian recipes and we've got dairy free kraft singles over here.

>>8821157
Agreed.

>>8821104
Exactly. The eggs they used probably came from beakless chickens shitting in cages they can't turn around in. People who make this big a stink about the food they eat but don't know what they're talking about should be fed that soylent complete shit through a nasogastric tube.

>>8821166
You don't have to cut out either, you can just be a responsible buyer. Don't buy fucking Perdue or store-brand eggs. Don't eat animal protein 7 days a week, or consume less daily. Don't support industries that are kept alive by pumping their animals full of antibiotics like a massive retard.

>>8821225
Bingo

>>8821116
What if I don't give a fuck about the plight of animals?

I just don't like the taste of beef. I'm going to continue not eating it, but eating eggs.

I also don't really like milk, and the fact that it regularly has a percentage of pus in it doesn't really make me want it more.

>>8821225
>>8821232

This.

The average American eats 26 chickens per year.

If we each ate one fewer chickens per year that would save 300 million chickens per year.

Would the meat processing industry still exist? yes. but fewer chickens would die and live shitty lives, fewer people would need to be employed by the business, and in the future it might be easier for people to cut out the remaining 25 chickens from their diet instead of having to cut out 26.

A step in the right direction is still a step in the right direction, even if it doesn't complete the full objective of guaranteeing all animals are treated with respect.

Some people want to believe it is all or nothing so that they feel less bad about eating some part of an animal at EVERY MEAL. Newsflash - there is no way to justify such unsustainable levels of consumption.

>>8821295
>>8821225
It's also a waste of money, I don't really have the luxury of choosing "guilt free" options or else I don't eat for the month. This petty fighting over whether or not meat eating in general is morally acceptable is fucking pointless. Look at the logistics - the industries are going to focus on supply and demand before they even consider sustainability. Look at what the snack food industry did, as soon as people stopped cutting out trans fats, all of a sudden they began to use healthier ingredients - something that probably only cost them a small fraction of their profits. No poor slaughterhouse employee will lose his job if you cut out chicken 2 days a week so you can afford to eat better chicken 5 days a week.

>>8821295
Sensible post. Think about what you consume. It's as simple as that, edgelords.

>>8821166
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Splitting_(psychology)

Splitting (also called black-and-white thinking or all-or-nothing thinking) is the failure in a person's thinking to bring together the dichotomy of both positive and negative qualities of the self and others into a cohesive, realistic whole. It is a common defense mechanism used by many people.[1] The individual tends to think in extremes (i.e., an individual's actions and motivations are all good or all bad with no middle ground).

>>8821295
>implying I want to start on your slope that ends with all pet and livestock ownership banned worldwide

Kill yourself, vegan. I hope we consume MORE meat next year, not less. I hope we waste MORE resources next year, not less. I hope you cry harder as the chickens you never gave a real shit about breed and die as they've done for mankind for thousands of years.

>m-muh sustainable

Let the Chinese starve.

And look, I like animals too. I love animals. But that chicken, according to today's definition of modern science, used to be a fucking massive dinosaur. It can be my pet, it can be my friend. But if I die, and stop feeding it, it will eat me. It does not respect me the way I respect it. What matters is the quality of it's life, not the purpose of it's death.

>>8821346
I hope you have a heart attack sooner rather than later? Dumb fag.

>>8821363
Second.

>>8821346
>edgelord memeshit

Previous posters called it. XXXXXDDDD trumpfan. Splitting. Mentally retarded.

#sad

>>8821417
Don't discredit me with hashtags.

>>8817792
got a problem?

>>8821346
>Let the Chinese starve

I don't hate the Chinese or anyone in particular, but I do wonder why "just have fewer people" isn't an acceptable response to the sustainability argument. Who said there needed to be as many people as possible in the first place?

>>8821557
We currently produce more than enough food to feed the current population plus more. The only issue is getting it to certain places in time

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>>8821557
>Who said there needed to be as many people as possible in the first place?
>>8821565
Soy isn't food.

>>8821097
America.

Why does almost no one get the point of the thread?

>>8817161
>Not wanting to have the moral high ground
geez, Anon, what are you even thinking

>>8817539
Catholics are fucking retards. Fish IS meat, genius.

>>8817807
>Star Trek: The Next Vegeratian

>>8821295
>shitty lives
Chickens can run around with their head cut off. Do you really believe they ponder the absurdities of existence?

Like this whole argument that animals have emotions similar to humans is bunk. They're like downies. Food and water and they're happy.

>>8820733

Yeah but it would taste a whole lot better sauteed in lard

>>8817792
>vegan/vegetarian, therefore has the right to be self-righteous

>>8821101
okay. what conversations are you having where mentioning vegetarianism is relevant?

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