michelin star chef here imagine my suprise when i came to /ck/

I rate the cilantro 8/8

>>8815953
Cilantro 10/10 must have in arroz con gandules, salad, salsa, rice and beans.

>>8815953
Coriander is bretty gud

>>8815953
Cilantro is only good in soups.
11/10

I give it a 7

>>8815953
what are your favourite herbs and spices then?

Tastes like chemicals/10

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>>8815953
I'll give cilantro a 5/10 and I'm being generous.

>Be me
>insatiable 16 year old kid
>omg chipotle is the best restaurant ever
>so much food for the price,
"muh value"
>have a weird sinus system
>sometimes get food up my nose when I eat too quickly
>buy a burrito
>devour said burrito in under 3 minutes
>huh? what's this? something smells funny.
>A piece of cilantro is stuck up my nose
>try blowing my nose, no avail
>try using nasal decongestants, no avail
>try steam treatment, no avail
>try q-tipps, no avail
tfw everything tastes and smells like cilantro for over a month before the cilantro finally dislodges itself. Can't stand cilantro now.

I also had a whole raisin stuck up my nose for a few days. Was pretty gross when it came out.

>>8816350
wtf disgusting mutant

>>8815953
I've never rated it before

>>8816289
everything is a chemical

>>8816350
If this wasn't from years of cocaine abuse, you weren't meant to live.

>>8815953
0/10, it makes everything it touches taste like shit and has this horrific lingering aftertaste.

Who calls it "chinese parsley"?

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>>8816350

>>8816350
how do you get stuff on your nose? are you a Jew by chance?

>>8815953
There is no way this is a bait thread....100% not possible

>>8816394
Light isn't

>>8816420
it isn't. cilantro is shit and we do have michelin star chefs around here. hell even gordon ramsay admitted to lurking on /ck/.

>>8815953
Rate it what, you fucking mush mouthed euroshit?

>>8816378
I know I'm a mutant. I have really large and deep nasal passageways. I could have an ant colony in there and I might not notice.
>>8816397
Never done drugs in my life desu
>>8816400
Pretty close to what I look like
>>8816413
I'm [spoiler]Aryan master race[/spoiler]

>>8815953
As a michelin starred chef, you of course are aware of the innumerable subtle and sophisticated techniques and recipes posted on /ck/ from time to time, which I presume is why you're here. How many of those have you used to help attain your glorious star? Did any of them use cilantro?

>>8816440
>hell even gordon ramsay admitted to lurking on /ck/.

kek, why do you have to make shit up on the internet?

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>>8816440
Proofs?

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>>8815953
For me, it's a glass of pure water mixed with lime and cilantro.

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>>8816350
>>sometimes get food up my nose when I eat too quickly

>>8815953

inferior american genes

http://www.nature.com/news/soapy-taste-of-coriander-linked-to-genetic-variants-1.11398