How do I NOT burn eggs? pic unrelated

Less heat, obviously

>>8815351
Start low heat and be patient.

>>8815351
Do not apply heat

>>8815351
How are you cooking your eggs? You'll need to at least tell us that first before a decent reply.

pay attention to them when cooking them, don't walk back to the television and watch your dumb anime

eggs really aren't that hard to make

>>8815372
You tell that to a chicken

>>8815380
Chicken find it difficult to produce eggs?
Dam, mine lay almost very day.
Didn't realise how hard they have it.

1. Find pan
2. Clean pan
3. Ignite burner
4. Heat pan, maybe 3 out of 10
5. Find eggs
6. Find bowl
7. Crack eggs into bowl
8. Add 1 tsp water
9. Partially beat
10. Add butter/oil to pan
11. Add eggs to pan, increase heat slightly
12. Gently push eggs with soft heatproof spatula
13. Left, right. Left, right.
14. Turn heat down a bit
15. Barrel roll
16. Push egg curd left and right. Gently
17. When the eggs are not quite done, plate them
18. Add salt and pepper
19. Eat
20. Was that hard?

>>8815351
Clean pan, more butter.

>>8815411
I'm stuck at step 2, why wouldn't it already be clean when I found it? I wash my dirty pans straight after using them.

>>8815488

Perhaps someone else has used the pan, you forgot to clean it, it got dusty, etc.

Obviously if it's already clean then you can skip step 2, not get stuck on it.

Why would you get stuck on a step that's clearly redundant? Are you on the spectrum, perhaps?

>>8815351
NON STICK PAN

>>8815351
wear undies/shorts

>>8815351
like everyone else has said, more fat, less heat. how do you fuck up eggs tho, bro? lol :^)