>that first sip of the day

>>8814465
Alchoholism is hell of an adiction

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>>8814465
Move to Wisconsin where hamms is 10 bucks a 30 rack. You'll fit right in

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>>8814484
Nostalgia'd hard. Hamms is what my dad drank every night (before he beat my mom and me). Do you have a picture of a belt with a Honda belt buckle?

Nevermind, I found it! It's nostalgia night!

>>8814465
Is disgusting? Yea but the second can tastes ok.

>>8814465
jesus, so you hate being able to function i take it.

>>8814528
>Honda

Lol @ ur dad

>>8814572
>not beating your wife and child in Street Fighter every night while wearing your Honda belt

>12 hour shift
>Come home
>Empty stomach
>crack a beer
>sit on the couch
>turn on tv
>take that first sip
>bliss runs through every vein
>proceed to get plastered and make dinner

This literally keeps me alive I love this feel so much

It's not alcoholism if you wait till 10PM to drink right?

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>>8814484
What is Hamms similar to? I've always wanted to try it, but I haven't been able to try it yet. I can't seem to find it not sold by the case.

How does it taste? Every lager that strong in Finland tastes like beer with vodka in it, fucking horrible.

>>8816453
it tastes like someone threw up corn and piss in your mouth

>>8816419
This is my shit. $2 for a tallboy at my local, which would be a horrible deal if it weren't in white Brooklyn.

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I don't drink beer any more, but I'll be getting into this pretty soon.

>>8816995
lousy scotch?

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>The only reason I get out of bed

>>8817030
Booze is expensive where I live and I have a budget. My birthday is coming soon and I'll probably get some Laphroaig.

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>tfw first time drinking advocaat
this shit is fucking delicious

>>8817073
>tfw some states banned selling this

It's not fair man

>do laundry
>:buy lamt liquor in change

>>8817073
>>8817129
>drinking beer out of plastic bottles
with a very good reason

>>8817167
>95% grain alcohol
>beer

>>8817174
oh shit, I was only paying attention to the bottle
this even more horrifying

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>>8817185
very useful for homemade liquers and infusions
drinking it undiluted is obviously not a very good idea

>>8816419
I love cheap beer like Natty and Keystone but Busch is just vile and skunky.

>>8817073
They sell this stuff in gas stations in Wisconsin. The drinking culture here is fucking nuts.

>>8814484
Can confirm. It's cheap cheap to get drunk in wisconsin

>>8817073
>someone has a bottle of this
>im at a party and have had a few drinks
>see this and want to do a shot
>everyone is telling me "Don't"
>Go ahead and do it anyways
>my entire body burns, instantly
>hurt for the rest of the night
>fall over short after due to my lightweight nature.

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Colt 45 for casual drinking, Olde English for all-day affairs.

>>8816003
>It's not alcoholism if you wait till 10PM to drink right?

You got a serious problem my man :-(

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>>8814465
50 cents a can at HyVee store here in IA

not bad for a 23 ounce can

>>8818066
Good fucking god

>tfw moved out of Iowa to Minnesota and I can't even buy beer at the grocery store here

Why are you all suck alcoholics. FFS do you hate your lard ass life that much to drink to the excess and/or daily?

>>8818092
Most alcoholics are skinny my man. Liquid diet of empty calories.

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>>8814465
>drinking union made beer

>>8818136
>Liquid diet of empty calories
Sure. That's why they're on /ck/.

>>8818174
Once the pleasure train starts it doesn't stop. That's why girls who masturbate too much are usually plump. They enjoy pleasures and have no self control.

>>8817185
you fucking dipshit

>>8818185
I thought they flic the bean so much that they are literally too fat to get free dick on demand from tinder

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>>8814465
No beer for me
I prefer a refreshing bottle of fruit juice in the early AM
Puts the day in perspective
Always start off on the right foot

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sorry boys i'm not an alcoholic anymore

>>8817185
mix it with kool-aid and its pure gold. just dont drink this shit or even smell it when you're hungover or you'll vomit

>>8818174
wew

>>8816003
>12hr night shift
>get home at 8:30am
>turn on the morning news
>crack a tallboy
>that first fuckin sip

There's just something about it.

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>>8814484
>>8817856
>>8817858
My Wisconsin bros know what's good. God bless our alcoholic state.

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>>8814465
Who /mickeys/ here?

>>8818066
50 cents.. the hell? Im near davenport, which hyvee?

>>8816453
It actually is really watery weirdly

>>8817167
Lol New York banned selling beer over a certain ABV and Malt liquor out of anything besides plastic bottles because there were too many assaults using the bottles

>>8820869
I'm trying so hard to find their 40's in the Tri Cities (TN). I absolutely love their 12 oz grenades though.

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I've been drinking way too many of pic related lately. I'm going to die soon aren't I?

>>8818066
fukin hell that sounds delicious

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>>8815996

>>8817883

it'll make your throat melt, and if you do it a couple times, you might start choking if you inhale the fumes, but it's not THAT bad.

>>8821416
You're a fucking alcoholic and should either seek help or stop for a few weeks.

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>Go over to friends house
>Fast and the 40oz
>Goal is to drink a 40oz before the credits of a fast and furious movie roll
>Get done within an hour
>They get concerned when I want to drive myself home two hours later
People who can't handle a drink baffle me

>>8821513
I'm jealous of people like that, honestly. It's so cheap for them to enjoy a nice buzz.

>>8818174
2000 calories is not that much

t. 6'0" 150lb and thats my daily intake

>>8821513
Fuck dude I drink 5 a day. More recently they've been taking 20 minutes.
You're wasting your money at 120 minutes. Buy weaker beer and leave the 40s on the shelves for people who enjoy them.

>>8821513
one 40 over the course of an entire movie is a drinking game? That sounds lame as fuck dude.

>>8821513
>equivalent of at least 3 strong beers in 1 hour
>"a drink"

>>8814470
“I decided to stop drinking. I lay awake most of that night, and by noon the next day every bone in my body ached. In a blind panic, I nervously poured a glass full of gin, my hands shaking so violently that I spilled half the bottle. As I gulped it down, I could feel the agony gradually lessening. Then I finally knew the terrible truth: I was hooked. I couldn’t quit.”
—Faye for drugfreeworld.org

>>8821672

you sound like a pussy.

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>>8821677
I'm a lightweight, feels good to have an OE last all day.

>>8820884
My (Mason City) HyVee liquor store has a 50 cent table, everything is 50 cents.

>>8814465
I got 2 left in the fridge.

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>>8814465
>tfw a more than half full wine bottle open after yesterday's drinking
A good feel.
>>8814484
Dude have you had Stroh's? It's good for the price I think if you want some cheaper stuff.
>>8816003
>Making dinner while drinking
Seriously one of the greatest pleasures life offers.
>>8817073
Be careful dude, you may want to consider talking to someone somewhere if this everclear stuff keeps going on.
>>8817614
When I was going through a bad spot and drinking cheap beer, busch light went down like water to me. Maybe that was a circumstantial thing though.

going to recycle some beer cans so I can buy beer

feels bumish man

>>8822783

managed to scrounge up enough money for a 12 pack

>>8821416
When I was in college I would crush two of those a night and then take waterfalls or something. I did the for a few months. It's the sugar that really gets you. I would wake up feeling so shaky, just from forcing that much sugar into my body. Terrible.

I don't drink anymore but I was never addicted to alcohol. It was just some depressed phase I was having. I think it's different for everyone

>>8819475

Mad Dog is where it's at. Though Coco Loco may very well be their worst flavor.

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>that first tip of the day

>>8814465
Goddammit, I just cracked open a tall boy I picked up since the liquor store is closed today.

Fuck you OP.

>>8823186
Why, to get drunk? You may as well bought a cheap vodka, got 10x more worth your dollar

>>8816003
This is me, minus the TV. Plus the fact that I'm trying to hide the fact that I drink about 4 beers while making dinner from my wife. I hate it when she comes and sits at the dining table to talk the whole time I'm cooking.

>>8824166
What shit hole do you live in? Liquor store if ever should only be closed on Sunday for God's worship day.

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>>8824162

>>8824616
Even in this shithole in the south, liquor stores were open Saturday and today. He must live in a Muslim country or something.

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Literally the best malt liquor available. 8% and it tastes okay.

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do they sell 750ml courts in america?, this is my go to lager

>>8821684
>drinking a 40 over the span of the day
Enjoy your warm flat piss.
I wouldnt drink a forty warm let alone flat and warm.

>>8826268

>4%

why even live?

>>8826280
because its $1 each

>>8821513
Is this a joke?

>Drinking a 40 before a 2 hour long movie ends

I could down one in 5 minutes, let alone two fucking hours.

>>8826283
>4% for fucking 750ml

Dude I'd be pissing myself before I'm even buzzed

>>8826431
I usually drink 3 of them when getting home at night

didnt realize this is another alc thread

>>8814465

SR is my late night beer

a keystone ice in the morning just to make me not want to kill myself and motivate my to work until after work for a couple of SR

>>8826431
Gotta get your water in somehow.

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For me it is the Natty Daddy. The best malt liquor.

>>8817030
Scotch?

It's a blend ya mongo and please don't use the term Scotch, it's fucking reeking.

>>8827052
Barf. The price is right but it tastes like an ipa. Gross.

I kind of want to try the flavored steels just to see if they live up to the shit flavored skunk water they've imparted into all their products.

>>8827065
I always thought Steel Reserve tasted like an IPA. Natty Daddys are strong but I find them smoother than other malt liquors in the same abv range.

The flavored steels are what you'd expect. They aren't that bad, but they aren't great either.

>>8827161
I've been getting back into Milwaukee's best ice, surprisingly decent this time of year, but it never lasts long.
Natural ice 40s were my go to for the past year but the plastic milwaukees have a wide mouth and taste exactly the same. Natural ice maybe a little less hoppy.

The things I avoid like the plague are all 24/25oz cans, 8.1% steel reserve, steel reserve in general, natty daddys, 4loko and bud light.
All extremely nasty, will only be drunk if I'm in withdraw.
Was always scared of plastic 40s but apparently it's the beer, not the packaging. You do have to consider that retarded stock boys can drop the plastic bottles and put them right back on the shelf, but I haven't had problems with it yet, they're far lighter and easier to handle than glass.

>>8827065
>>8827161
I've had a few flavors of steel before, but honestly I would recommend just drinking regular things instead. It's a huge injection of sugar for no real reason.

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this is my friends 6 months of cans

>>8814465
add a lil squirt of lemon juice. instantly 1000 times better. try it

>>8827931
Holy fuck post more of this man's disgusting taste in life please.

Just cracked open a pint of Beck's
$4 for 4pints at my grocery, couldn't resist

cheers, my brothers

went and sold my ipod

ahh that sweet beer and vodka

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Who /classicice/ here?
>>8828725
If you're legit selling your shit for alcohol you really might wanna get some help.

I drink 2 40ozs of steel reserve a night have been for like 6 years now, im still alive

>>8814484
The land of sky blue waters...
The land of cool enchantment....

Hamms the beer refreshing!

Im drinking shit malt liquor but hey at least im drunk

>>8828656
we drank straight shots of everclear back around 6 years ago almost daily together

>>8827065
I've had the fruit punch alloy. It didn't taste bad, but it gave me really bad heartburn. Mike's Hard Lemonade does that to me too, and I rarely get heartburn from anything.

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>>8828937
>tfw when you will never get to enjoy "girly" drinks.

I usually get heartburn from any alcohol that is sweetened. I can't even drink more than one glass of wine or I'm laying in the floor holding my stomach. Beer and liquor have never given it to me, which I find kind of odd.

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>>8821484
Not bad /ck/. Not bad at all.