>At Starbucks, there's no such thing as no! What do you ask?

>>8813289
CanI fuck you in your ass while watching fat girl porn?

>>8813289
A better thread

>>8813289
From subway and starbucks to winning oscars. Just goes to show you.

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>>8813289
I want to look at your bare back and then bareback you

>>8813289
can I get some actual good coffee?

Can i have some corn kernels floating in my coffee.

>>8813289
Can I touch you and maybe hold your hand while you smile?

y-y-you too...

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>>8813304
Man. She actually kind of ugly

>>8813387
wrong

>>8813387
t. ugly person with a complex

>>8813289
Plain latte with an extra shot. Thanks

Can I have a McChicken?

>>8813402
You can't have a McChicken you fucking idiot this isn't McDonalds.

>>8813407
B-but she said...

>>8813407
YES THANK YOU CHEF

>>8813416
"No" doesn't exist.
Emma said nothing about "You can't have a McChicken you fucking idiot this isn't McDonalds."

>>8813425
H-how about an instant r-ramen?

>>8813435
Stop stuttering you retard, of course you can have some ramen
*farts*

A gf pls,and 2 cookies

can you bring back Altoids Sours?

>>8813625
um, not a question sweetie.

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>>8813289
truk

>>8813289
Ay yo bitch, why you look like a frog?

Tonight. You.

>>8813289
Ay yo bitch, why you look like a frog?

>>8813289
Ay yo bitch, why you look like a frog?

>>8813289
Just give me three shots of espresso over ice.

>>8813289
Venti White Chocolate Chai Frapp with 2 pumps of rose syrup, Extra whip

And please dont forget the little cardboard cupholder thing. These drinks are cold

I'll take a steak medium rare please

Can I kiss your tootsies while you tell me I'm worthless?

>>8813289
Just give me whatever is under the counter

>>8813289
Fuck me in the ass with a big strap-on and call me a slut.
>>8814450
Dude, gross.

Can you put some whiskey in my coffee, extra whip on top please

>>8813289
cup of cyanide please

>>8814783
apple seeds are good for the skin. surely they are good for eating :)

Your childs cunny in my bedroom in 5 mins, desu

>>8815038
neck yourself.

>>8813289
Coffee, black

>>8813289
Latte

Worst name on cup youve got?

>my name is Andrew
>order a latte
>tell them my name is Andrew
>someone else answers their phone with 'hey Wesley'
>see cashier writing 'w' on my cup, I'm the only one to have ordered
>motherfucker gives me my latte with 'Waz' written on it
>didnt even spell the wrong name correctly

>>8813289
succ my donger

>>8815245
kek

>>8813289
where you live

>>8813387
>as though you your own self is not ugly when photographed from an awkward angle and smiling in a peculiar fashion

>>8815511
*are not
i'm grammar police

give me the money in the register

>>8815517
NO

>>8813289

Why do white princess cunts have such punchable faces?

Lookit that snotty little fucking entitled White cunt. That bitch needs to be blacked behind an alley dumpster.

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>>8815233
Make me, fagboy

>>8816235
it's not that I disagree, but calm down

>>8816545
you're a fag

>>8816235
Control your desperate virgin desire, cuck.

>>8816235
fuck off nigger lover

>>8813289
Can I lick your feet?

Root beer please?

>>8818484
no

>>8813289
16oz of just the frappe syrup please

one double shot please
>hurr durr do you mean the can

>>8813289
please fart in my mouth

>>8816235

Let me guess. you were rejected by alot of white girls weren't you?

>>8813608
We're out of GFs. What flavor of cookies?

>>8813289
I normally ask for the same thing 3 or 4 times because not a single fucker that workers there has English as their first language.

>>8813289
please fart in my mouth

>>8813289
Oral sex from their most attractive female barrista.

>>8813289
please fart in my mouth

>>8813289
please fart in my mouth

>>8813289
I remember the first time I went to Starbucks. They fucking asked for my name after ordering. Who does that?

>>8813289
just PISS all over me miss here's 4 dollars

>>8814380
>Extra whip
kinky

>>8820690
Harveys.

>>8820725
Why would they do that? I like my anonymity.

>inb4 don't tell them your real name then, dipshit
That's not the point.

>>8820690

Any place that would rather call out a name than a number for an order. My local Taco Bell does it, for example. I'd imagine it also saves the hassle of idiot customers who manage to lose their receipt and forget their number in the time between placing a order and receiving it.

>>8813292
This

>>8813289
Is there such a thing as no?

>>8816235
stop injecting your disgusting fetish into everything

>>8815511
>Finding hollywood "hot" actually hot
Plebian

>>8813897
thank you for posting this contribution

>>8813289
I'd like to speak with a manager

please fart in my mouth