I'm tired of living

no don't do it anon

By those powers combined, it is, Captain, SODIUM!

>>8810169
Just drain out the broth, dude.

>>8810169
You got a nice bowl. Is it earthenware?

ccccuck

>>8810169
Eating shit depletes you of nutrients. This can also cause depression. Try vitamin B rich foods.

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>>8810192

At least add tuna and italian dressing instead of those sodium bombs.

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>>8810203
It's too late Sergei

>>8810217
do americans really eat this?

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>>8810217
Goodbye cruel world

>>8810196
did you just assume my gender?
neck yourself

>>8810223
The answer is always:Yes

>>8810234
Can i have your leftover forks when you die?

>>8810275
found the gibsmedat

>boil two cakes
>add two flavor packets
>let it sit for ten minutes
>pour through colander to remove all the broth

Is it weird that I do this?

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>>8810234
STOP OP. Just think of all the funposts you've yet to solve image captchas for!

>>8810234
OP WAIT. PLEASE. ILL MEET YOU OR SOME SHIT. IM A GROSS DUDE BUT DONT DO IT

>>8810234
op r u ok?

>>8810234
/tread

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I'm gonna genuinely miss this anon

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>>8810234
are you still here with us

>>8810234
anon ill do anything dont off yourself

put a few tins of tuna in it as well for maximum mercury poisoning.

>>8810196
I hope you aren't op and followed my kind suggestion here >>8810258
I'd have a slight moral issue then.

Then again bastards, assholes and roaches usually survive.
You aren't Op.

>>8810404
its not worth it. calm down and move on. have a good one

>>8810169
>Uses disposable forks at home
>Lives in Texas

I'm glad you're ready to become an hero, we don't need any more people like you consuming resources that could be used for more competent people.

>>8810178
*powders

>>8810234
hey anon you there?

Why the fuck are you using disposable forks

>>8810295

nah, this is the best way to eat them. no one needs all that salt in the broth.

>>8810169
Should have kept some water and used only 2 packets.

>>8810234
R I P

I'll never eat an instant noodle again to honor your memory

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>>8810234
2500 calories
8g sodium

Hey hes not really gonna die from eating all that right haha, im sure you need a lot more sodium than that right??

>>8810169

Can I have your dishes?

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>>8810169
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLRTwKflrxkQCrP1ZbbKpdP8xoQu2AXT74

>>8811391
His hair will definitely die i'm sure.

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>>8810234
No way you finish more than half of that
R-right?

>>8811391
http://theweek.com/articles/463400/yes-drinking-quart-soy-sauce-probably-kill

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>>8810234
>>8811380
>8g sodium

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anon.. are you okay?

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Did OP died?

>>8810217
>rudys cup
>heb forks
be my friend

>>8811391

Salt's LD50 is 3g/kg, so unless he's actually a pomeranian he'll probably be fine.

Well, not FINE, but he wont die.

>>8813098

You start vomiting way before you can get there if ingesting orally.

Op should shove that shit up his arse.

hes dead

>>8810169
rice crispies and condoms again huh

I just read >>8813129 and >>8813105 in quick succession and now cant get the image of someone jamming Rice Krispies squares in condoms up their ass, like they're smuggling rice krispies into south america or something.

>>8810169
What really gets me is that you used 4 different flavors when theirs five packets, really dropped the ball where it mattered