Bout to eat this taco burrito memerito AMA

>>8809968
why is everything they put that nacho cheese in awful?

>>8809968
have you ever put anything up ur butt?
I bet you have

>>8809980
it is pretty shitty. can't really taste it though
>>8809988
a few fingers, a dildo and my wife's toe

>>8809968
Do americlaps really do this?

>>8810001
do we do what?

>>8809968
why is taco bell frequently not fresh and usually bad, but I keep going back to it

>>8810113
because none of the managers know how to fucking rotate stock properly
and the owner won't let anybody throw out anything until it's visibly gone bad, so they end up using lettuce and shit past the use-by date

>>8809968
when is a door not a door?

File: IMG_1321.jpg (40KB, 600x399px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 600x399px

>>8809997
>dildo
>wife

Does she know you're gay yet?

>>8810142
When it's ajar.

>>8810154
you faggot. you couldn't just humor me

>>8810018
eat things

>>8810113
because its delicious
>>8810142
when its a window
>>8810147
she put it there silly
>>8810162
yes and often

>>8809968
Why is it cut in half?

>>8810412
For artistic purposes

>>8809968
Tried it. Their beef is so bland and flavorless.

>>8810162
Lol, no. That's a common misconception. We Americans get our energy through photosynthesis and hating Mexicans.

>>8811092
on a side note because im drunk and have no one to talk to, is anyone else bothered by the rumor that americans hate mexicans? I mean, we like those fuckers so much that we bend over backwards to make them feel at home. Just because some people have concerns about unregulated immigration they act like they are being oppressed.
I cant imagine moving to Japan, not learning Japanese, and then getting pissed off at the Japanese for not making my life easier.