how would you make the perfect sandwich

stack of salami

where's the mayonnaise

Freshly baked bread and margarine

Just one slice of ham and one slice of cheese

then grill it.

Salami pastrami
Lettuce, spinach, red onion, olives
Splash of vinegar
Dijon mustard
Horseradish
Mystery ingredient

>>8808813
do not sexualize the sammich

Pastrami and stoneground mustard on rye. Done.

>>8808813
McChicken patty and mcchicken sauce with shredded lettuce.

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>>8808813

bread, butter, tayto, butter, bread,

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>>8808813
a sandwich just turned me on

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>>8808850

>>8808845
>Mystery ingredient
:(

>>8809357
Where is the best one, the puffy sandwich?

>>8808813
We here at the FDA make our breakroom sandwiches very delicious indeed! Here is the recipe:

Two slices of enriched white bread
Put them together
Wrap in plastic
Leave out for the employees to enjoy on their lunch breaks!

We have lunch breaks at the FDA too, you know! These sandwiches are full of all the essential vitamins and minerals our employees need for a hard day's work making sure nasty people don't poison your food!

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>>8809357
You forgot the Jessi.

>>8809357
Where's the penis?

>>8810768
my jigaboo

>>8808815
You have to provide your own.

>>8810825
How long have you been sitting on that joke?
Kek