Activated almonds

I think you might have to ripe your banana first for activating almonds

>>8808205
What if my almonds are lazy as shit?

>>8808218
Then maybe they need a massage treatment

>>8808218
Use a caffeinated drink instead of water.
They will activate quickly.

Just make sure you use a lid with holes so that the little guys can breathe but that the holes are smaller than the almonds

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>>8808215
You add a banana in the process of activation?
What's the recipe? Never combined those.

>>8808218
Adding on to this, my almonds just got hooked on the pot. Is this normal behavior???

>>8808254
What happens if they are bigger than the almonds?
Will they jump to the outside, once activated?

>>8808205
Soaking almonds, then preparing them with cinnamon and other spices is a great way to improve their digestibility.
Just soak them for thirty six hours before eating to help activate the seed

How to Soak Nuts the Right Way:

Step 1: rinse your nuts and soak them in pure water. Let them soak overnight till they are nice and squishy.

Step 2: strain your nuts and pat dry. (the patting part is important) Now, dehydrate them. Continue to check them till they are as hard as you like. Could be a few hours or more…

What does /ck/ think of homemade coconuts?

>>8808275
kek

>>8808760
Soak your pc in water

>>8808760
either you follow >>8808770 or you ask your previously activated almonds to assist you with this task

My wife's boyfriend soaks almonds in a mixture of coconut milk and cayenne overnight to activate them.

>>8808839

your wifes boyfriend has some good ideas

>coconut milk
for the taste, sounds delish

>cayenne
should activate even the laziest almond

I activate my almonds with a mixture of living holy basil, cultured ginseng, and goji berry kombucha.

>>8808852
Yeah he's usually on point and treats us really well.

>>8808855
those are clearly not activated almonds
those are ascended almonds

I've never made them tho
isn't it very hard to contain them?

>>8808894
You just have to calm them by playing a pan flute.

>>8808297
Memeing aside, does this actually accomplish anything? Is it like malting barley?

>>8809074

Can't speak towards the whole enzyme activation digedtion thing, but they do taste different. Milder, more crispy, less like the raw nut and more like something made with almonds.

>>8809074
>Is it like malting barley?

That's exactly what it is like.

I like to trigger my California Almonds (tm) by showing them pictures of successful white males.

>>8809074
It's a technique that's been used for hundreds of years. Millenials picked up on it due to an internet article and suddenly it's a 'meme'.
Millenials are ignorant in the main.

>>8809107

Triggered Almonds >>>>>>> Activated Almonds

>>8809113
Aren't triggered almonds extremely unhealthy because they release some kind of stress- based phytohormone?

>>8809067
thank you
ill try this next time

What the fuck.