theoretical PB&J

>>8806850
call me basic but brownberry italian, jif smooth and smuckers grape jelly cant be topped

maybe toast the bread a lil

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3 parts peanut butter, 2 parts jelly,1 part this (substitute molasses)

mix all ingredients and then spread onto two slices of bread.

>>8806850

raspberry jam
natural peanut butter
white wonderbread

bare scraping of peanut butter on one bread

thick but even peanut butter on the other bread

jam on the bread with just a scraping of peanut butter

milk to drink

>>8806850
Toast bread, spread chunky peanut butter on bread, assemble sandwich, throw jelly in the trash, pour a big ass glass of milk.

>Red Raspberry Jam w/ Seeds
>Natural Peanut Butter, stirred hard but with still a hint of crunch
>Slightly toasted, mostly soft, yet full white bread -- none of the swiss cheese, hole-filled shit
>Tablespoon of sriracha
>Side of spicy mayonnaise for dipping

>>8806850
Use french toast, add nutella to french toast slices, add bacon (must be crispy), and then add pb and j.

I call it the 'MAGAndwich"

Grilled pbj&cheese

Brie or munster

>>8806850
Super soft, basically lab grown, sliced white bread
Preserves, jam, marmalade, etc. Anything but poor people jelly
A fucking dick ton (1/4" at very least) of smooth pb

Peanuts grown on the ISS
Salt chemically harvested from an Egyptian mummy
Sugar made from the glucose in the blood of young snow leopards
Hydroponic wheat raised in caves 1000 ft underground
Grapes from a garden in Raqqah

>>8808756
You could preserve a cow with the amount of salt in that meal

>>8808650
Still unsure which one would be the easiest to get and which one the hardest.

I'd figure grapes grown in raqqa would technically be the easiest. Sugar would be the most difficult.

ratio of peanut butter to jelly MUST be 2 to 1.25

>>8808756
LOOK OUT THAT BULLET'S GOT A GUN

>>8808806

By weight or volume?

>>8808822
volume

>>8808820
damn you I laughed

>>8806850
Here's what I do every time I make a PB&J
>Homemade 100% whole wheat bread made with wheat from your garden.
>Homemade crunchy peanut butter using legumes shipped from Africa.
>Grapes from your garden stomped into jelly with your bare feet (after walking around the lawn barefoot for 20 minutes)
>Apply peanut-butter with your heated self-forged aluminum infused steel blade.
>Apply jelly with iced self-forged copper infused steel blade.
>Pluck apple from apple tree inherited from George Washington himself.
>Cut into quarters with your aluminum infused blade.
>Garnish sandwich with apples.
>Weave your own table cloth using cotton from Farmer John's field. (Only after making your own cotton gin)
>Collect clay from the nearby river. Superheat it and form it into a plate.
>Kill your pig and harvest its fat. Turn that fat into a candle.
>Use a flint and steel to light the wick.
>Sit down for a delicious PB&J with apples, assuming the flies haven't gotten to it already.

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>>8806850
OP you have to add bananas. not too many people do it but DO IT. cut up a banana into thin slices and put it in between. Enjoy with milk. try it

>>8808594
That could be good if you weren't such a faggot.

I just toast whole wheat bread slices, apply peanut butter and grape jam.

I'd grill it but this shit's already messy as fuck.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3HehLKqxsY

>>8808925
That was the least funny thing I've read in a long, long time.

>>8806850
Peanut, jelly, and bread

>>8806863
>toast bread
you dont just do that to everything

>>8806850
Ideally, I'd roast my own green peanuts and grind them with a little salt to make a basic semi-coarse natural peanut butter.

Then I'd make preserves with blueberries, huckleberries, and dewberries, with a little ascorbic acid and pectin added for stability.

Finally, I'd make a loaf of cinnamon-raisin spiral bread and cut 3/4" slices. Assemble the sandwich with peanut butter on each slice of bread and preserves in the middle. Then lightly grill the sandwich on a griddle with a pat of sweet cream butter.

>>8806874
I want to fucking kill you

>Italian Herbs & Cheeses bread
>no cheese
>don't toast it
>peanut butter
>jelly
>2 cookies and a drink

>>8809001
That video honestly has good advice up until she starts throwing random shit on.

>>8806850
toasted bread, spread crunchy peanut butter on both pieces of bread (THIS IS IMPORTANT), apple jelly

>>8806850
Grilled with Mercian cheese and banana.

Unrelated, but I'm eating peanut butter for the first time and my God this is seriously one of the best experiences I've had this year!

>>8809375
>for the first time

how?
is it not common outside america?

>>8809375
Smooth rules.

So good.

>>8809381
>is it not common outside america?

No. How can you not know this?

Toast bread
Creamy peanut butter
Preserves of choice, I prefer strawberry
Fruit of choice, I usually use banana or strawberries

>>8809381
I'm from Finland, we don't really eat this sort of stuff. Or at least it isn't popular among my circles. We're very pragmatic when it comes to food.

I've never had a PB and J sandwich.
Is it good? The bread here is much less sweet than US's, or that's what I've heard.

I feel like my heart is slowly being smothered by this.

>>8809383
I'll try that next time. I just bought the cheapest one and it's chunky. I saw some Nutella on the self as well.

>>8809393
I've never lived outside the country and you take small things like that for granted, perhaps?

>>8809402
You buy that fucking Nutella mate.
Britbong x

>>8806859
Literally hurts my teeth to imagine eating that

>>8809412
Will do.
I'll force my friends to try this delicacy as well.

>>8809402
>The bread here is much less sweet than US's, or that's what I've heard
That's a meme. But who knows about the south, what they call iced tea is basically a syrup

>>8809381
peanut butter isn't very popular outside of america in general, I've never eaten or even heard of anyone eating a PBJ sandwich over here

>>8809475
I get my shopping at Asda m8.
It's the UK leg of wall mart.
I only go there because they are the one place that does a bread i love.

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>>8809475
I wonder what a PBJ sandwich would taste if made with rye bread.

>>8809521
Fucking awful

>>8809545
I'm still going to try it.
I fucking love rye bread.

>>8806855
Ill call you a basic dingleberry Italian

>>8806850
Just tried something and it was fucking amazing. Put equal parts peanut butter, strawberry jelly, and Nutella in a bowl. Then, throw in pieces of crispy bacon. Mix it, and stick it on toasted bread. You won't regret it.

>>8809475
Sweet tea is amazing you fucker

>>8806860
>bare scraping of peanut butter on one bread
>thick but even peanut butter on the other bread

More people need to have this opinion. It's important to seal the jelly in to avoid bread sogginess.

>>8809593
Nah, that's just the sugar getting you all excited

>>8809001
What an obnoxious stupid video. I regret spending the three minutes I did watching that. Bad advice that's either opinionated or stupidly obvious, and she has a weirdly cunt like attitude for a YouTube cooking channel. Lastly, their peanut butter is wildly out of date.

>>8806850
toasted.

fuck all nay-sayers

>>8808820
God fucking damn it

toast bread
throw away jelly
put on marshmallow creme instead

>>8808594

>nutella

this shit needs to stop, nutella is nothing but knockoff chocolate, there is nothing interesting about it, and despite it being smoother it's harder to ingest than peanut butter, which is a feat because my dumbass has choked on many a PB&J

If you like Nutella, you're probably the same moron who thinks sandals are appropriate in any capacity and probably watched that gay faggot get called out on survivor in real time like the bitch nigger WASP you are

>>8809521
I've done it with a light, seedless rye. Not bad.

Ideal PB&J:
lightly toasted whole wheat
raspberry jam
crunchy peanut butter

That is all.

>>8809381
I've never had one and I don't want to. I think jam is disgusting and too sweet and white bread is unhealthy af. The combo is basically carbs on carbs and sweet af.

Gotta go back to /fit/ now.

>>8806859
so, basically a sugar sandwich?

>>8811401
Yeah, sucking cocks is healthier than that. Fuck this, /fit/bro.

>>8809064
you do when the sandwich contains peanut butter, you degenerate.