Food cringe

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>>8802020

Getting real tired of reddit food cringe/gore threads

>>8802041
Am I the only one who thinks shit like this is manly as fuck?

>>8802060
why is this bad?

>>8802106
>eating meat

>>8802106
Just a pussy who can't handle some blood in his meat

>>8802106
It's raw

>>8802106
It's overcooked.

>>8802020
How about finding a rat in your school lunch.

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>>8802020
>PFK

>>8802110
>being a fag

>>8802199
Poulet Frite Kentucky.

It's the French name for KFC.

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>>8802045
Real corn makes it special!

>buy porkchops
>put them in bowl with marinade
>an hous or so later
>go to kitchen
>see rommate take one, figure he'll cook it for himself
>see him go to his room with a raw porkchop on his plate
>take a few minutes to compute
>go and see him
>'are you ... eating that raw ?'
>'what, it's raw ?'
KIDS

>>8802339
No it is Poulet *Frit Kentucky.
Tu vas pouvoir te coucher plus informé ce soir :)

>>8802024
Pretty sure this is satire.

>>8802020

For me -For me- For me- For me

Its the McChicken.

>>8802045
I love it when normies fail at making bread

>>8802106
Maybe it wasn't rested?

>>8802106
It was grilled

>>8804476
>Implying normies make bread

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>>8802020

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>>8804530

>food cringe thread
>the same 10 jack webms and the same 5 weird stall food get reposted

I wish Jack fags would at least get some new material.

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>>8804547

>>8803688
I got some sort of pork and noodle dish from a korean 7/11 when I was really fucking drunk once
Apparently they tried to make me microwave it but I wasn't listening and just ate it raw. I'm amazed it didn't make me violently ill.
Maybe it was the 4 pints of soju floating in my stomach

>>8804535
What the Christ fuck is wrong with you yanks?!

>>8804553
Just report them and move on.

>>8802339
why do they even need to rename it?

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>>8804636
It's literally just the name translated you utter cretin.

>>8804543
HOLY SHIT 15 SECONDS JUST DRIPPING JUICE

>>8804636
It's almost like they speak a different language.

>>8804530
>Trying to pull undercooked pork
>Using gimmick unitaskers
>Unironically imitating palsy girl
I know this webm gets posted in just about every thread, but it triggers me no less than when I first saw it

>>8804646
>>8804657
Why are you incapable of punctuation?
It's a dead giveaway when you're samefagging.

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>>8804671
Try again, nigger

>>8804677
Point taken.
You're still incapable of punctuation though, retard.

>>8802100
No, picking apart candy bars for every bite is for women, children, and faggots.

>>8804535
>tosses the pork
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME

>>8804549
I'm sure I'm supposed to be cringing at those shitty cuts, but I'm losing it watching her try to cut her fingers off.

>>8804769
>EVERY FUCKING TIME
Dude, it's the same video clip. It's not going to change you realise?

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>>8804780
>he doesnt love Jack

>>8804636
>>8804647
>>8804644

I thought Quebecers were only that concerned about their language preservation that they had to rebrand things in French due to legislation.

Do they call Burger King "Roi du Burger" as well?

Are there other brands besides "PFK" that ooze French linguistic insecurities?

>>8804530
>>8804533
This guy has to be a troll. There is no way that you are that bad at knowing when meat is done.

>>8802145
How about finding a rat in your mothers cunt?

>>8804558
why does he upload videos like this that all make him look retarded?

>>8802024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAwO2HiRH5g

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNyHNxMotuY
Making a peanut butter and jelly mayonnaise burger

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>>8805374

watched this sad sack of shit deep fry chicken for 10 seconds. 10 fucking seconds per piece, then he microwaved them for 10 minutes. Chicken came out looking like a goddamn mess.

Shame he didn't share his bounty of deepfrtedmicrowavchikun with Fun Sized Felicia :C

>>8804541
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL GODS IS THIS? please tell me thats Satire... it looks like he is heaping shit on those chips

>>8804545
Are people actually retarded? How much stupid shit can you put in one bowl without causing a ripple in spacetime?

>>8802106
It's definitely not.

>>8805421
>>8805435
racists!

>>8805435
>>8805421
What do you have against the cuisine of the good ol USA?

>>8805374
Holy shit. I havent seen this guy in a long long time

>>8802024
If this person was serious do you think I could be allowed to kill them, cook them up, and make them into a feast for all my friends?

>>8805374
I have never felt so turned off in my entire life.

>>8804553
that would require watching his fucking channel and nobody wants to give him money

>>8804549
yo who has the rest of marie's disgusting grease pile? been looking for it since the ck yt took it down

>>8806021
I would also like to see it, I've heard it is legendary.

>>8804861
the entire province of quebec is one gigantic linguistic insecurity to the point that they redefined words and expressions to avoid using English loanwords when frogs across the pond don't care

>>8804861
Burger is an American word though.
It would probably have to be called Roi de pain avec le bœuf.

>>8804538
TELL ME ABOUT JACK
WHY DOES HE EYEFUCK THE CAMERA?

>>8803688
>rommate
Is that someone you trade your rom collection with?

>>8804541
>the Clamato juice on top at the very end
EVERY FUCKING TIME

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>>8804547
LEWD

>>8806259
Are you gonna spend this whole thread criticizing people's punctuation and spelling?

>>8802020
I'd sue the fucking shit out of that restaurant if I bit into a mouthful of pure raw chicken.

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>>8806021
>>8806067

hello friends archive anon has you covered here's a playlist containing marie's videos

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLnJ7j4__Ppk33pma2E8Ox5ODhDN2kZeac

be blessed

>>8806324
>Unlisted archive
Saved and cherished. Thank you based archive anon.

>>8806324
well I'm here enjoy some other classic ck cringe

Simply Sara - Wanda's Macaroni Salad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFq1LVvgGMY

>>8804545
This one triggers me more than any other. Why? Not because of all the stupid shit. The way they fucking cut the bag like that, and used tongs to place one chip at a time. It kills me.

>>8802041
Fuck you. You are a monster.

>>8804533
Isn't it just a blue-rare steak burger or am I mistaken?

>>8804684
Considering this is 4chan his punctuation was better than most people.

>implying you need punctuation to greentext
>newfag spotted

>>8804543
>not naming this taco waterfall

>>8803693
Parlez vous allemand?

>:D

>>8804530
>wolverinevsrawpork.webm

>>8804530
this actually makes me feel sad for the meat

wtf

>>8806479
HOLY FUCK MY SIDES IS IT ARCHIVED I NEED TO SEE THIS

>>8802106

he put salt before cooking it

>>8804907
>>8805307
He was on a Shark Tank style show awhile back. I'm convinced he is legit after watching that, considering he could have scored a decent deal but managed to fuck it all up.

>>8806491
lol is that 420chan

>>8806267
Why do Mexicans love Clamato so much?

>>8805728
>"She'll know what I'm talking about."
>"NO, SHE WON'T!!"

>>8806336
Jesus christ, why!?

>>8804552

>if he wasn't such a puss about the oil and dropped it in slowly it wouldn't even splash
>is a puss with the oil so it geysers up

How is this man still alive?

>>8804535
>Two heaping tablespoons
each of those is like half a fucking cup

>>8806367
That is mince. Furthermore, even if it was blue steak, his mushes the absolute fuck out of his burger while cutting it with a knife that has zero edge. If you're doing a cooking show you try to make food presentable.

>>8804538
Fucking animal

>>8806479
was this a troll or did he really do that?

>>8807777
checked

>>8804549
Goddamnit, Marie...

>>8805374
>embed video
>it's 58 minutes

All of my wat

>>8803688
>roommate
>sharing a bedroom
unless you live in a ski town, sharing a bedroom with another man makes you gay.

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>>8804530

>>8808122
That is not nearly enough peanut butter. Disgusting

>>8806596
post link, cant find it

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REEEEEEEEEEE

>>8808160
Timmy Ho's donuts are shit besides the Timbits

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>>8808169
>dem churro timbits m8

>>8802086
Ya, while we like them- get over it.

>>8807889
dude are you fucking retarded or just not an english speaker?

>>8806278
That literally made me gag. That's some legit disgusting shit.

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>>8808229
ya gotta eat big to get big breh

>>8808233
>Americans

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would you?

>>8804533
imagine the texture of this burger, I bet he threw the beef into the pan straight from the fridge

>>8804558
fucking hell who fills their blender with hot stuff to the brim and doesn't expect backsplash?

>>8806503
What the fuck is happening here? Did they leave the plastic wrap on the pizza or put craft singles on top? This is so upsetting, like pizza from an actual nightmare.

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>>8808300
pretty sure it's just craft singles
pick related

>>8802106
Its actually human flesh

>>8804530
haha

>>8802106
I was prepared by a holocaust denier.

>>8804644
>>8804647

KFC is called KFC everywhere but fucking france

>>8804636

KFC is actually called KFC in france too. "PFK" is only used in quebec (canada) because they feel the need to rename everything.

>>8806710
>ghouls

>>8805297
edgy

>>8802045
Quaid, start the reactor!

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>>8809253
fuck kaybeck

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>>8806193
>the entire province of quebec is one gigantic linguistic insecurity to the point that they redefined words and expressions to avoid using English loanwords when frogs across the pond don't care

Lel, American are 350 millions and now they're scared shitless of Mexicans and the Spanish language taking over...were fuckin 7 millions in an anglo sea, dipshit...

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>>8809469
>fuck kaybeck

Des anglos qui parlent du Québec au milieu de nulle part, classique...

>>8802020
For me it's the medium rare mcchicken, the best fast food sandwich.

>>8809488
filtered

>>8802020
is that raw chicken

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>>8809520
Je lui dit la vérité, il me filtre, classique pute...

>>8806600
yes

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>>8809496
lapidation is too good for you

>>8809604
That's hot.

>>8809488
> someone makes fun of Quebec's incessant insecurity
> Jean-Marie LaGrenier-Tremblay de Magog gets butthurt

like pottery

>>8808183
I can't find a flaw

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>>8809618
>> someone makes fun of Quebec's incessant insecurity

Dit un Muricain qui a voté pour Trump parce qu'il a peur des beaners...

>>8809488
Spanish isn't taking over at all. We're not even getting any loanwords from the Mexican invasion. Retard

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>>8809611
UUUU

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>>8809639
if you want to engage with us, quit namefagging and speak english

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>>8809636
The bacon is the flaw you stupid nigger.

>>8809657
Christ, I only had 2 years of high school french a long time ago and I understood that. Everyone should know very basic french you xenophobic Cletus.

>>8809745
regardless of your past, my points still stand; speak english and quit namefagging

>>8809644
Lel. Yeah, that's why most signage isn't in English and Spanish. Are you a hermit living on a mountaintop in Montana?

>>8805728
Boiled over hard. Just like I like it

>>8806021
>>8806067

There's also a quality thread of some poor anon trying to follow the recipe which I sadly don't have saved.

>>8802041
delete this

>>8809651
inb4 the version with the giant dicks

>>8802020
This actually happened to me a month ago. Go a chicken sandwich from a Cuban food truck and it was completely raw in the middle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHStuZb6u3w

>>8808183
I bet bacon gets real shitty when it's cold

>>8804636
Because French Canadians are subhuman and have delusions of grandeur.

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>>8809488
>>8809496
>>8809529
The worst tripfag on the board, everybody.

>>8810322
Thanks bae

>>8806324
Holy fuck anon thank you. I've been looking for a mirror for the longest time.

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>>8804636
kaybeckers are the only thing worse than real French people; wannabe-French people

>>8804636
I think it's because French people are legit snobby about their language. Quebecers get triggered as fuck if you speak English around them, the Francophone world refuses to watch movies with subtitles, they have to get it dubbed.

>>8802020
>PFK

how's life in Hong Kong, fag?

>>8804538
He looks charming in a weird way, like an autistic childhood friend.

>>8806324
Do you have more playlists or just Marie? Either way thanks for this!

>>8806574
https://warosu.org/ck/thread/8053237

>>8806278
ketolifestyle

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>>8806479
>if you use pre grated your bully was right

>>8808233
How is this person alive? How can a human heart possibly pump blood through all that?

>>8809849
With a side of raw jelly beans.

>>8808261
They've been playing food channel at work, which for some reason no longer shows you how to make food, but instead shows nothing but pretentious chefs with their heads up each other's asses in cooking contests.

Two in general that are infuriating are "cupcake wars" and "donut showdown". The general concept of both are make the best donut/cupcake with special ingredient X, winner's cupcakes/donuts will be served to 1000 people at a special event. I shit you not, two such events were kentucky derby and the 75th anniversary of Atari (I don't remember the actual age).

The following is an actual quote that appeared on an episode of cupcake wars, eliminating a contestant: "The problem with this nacho dorito cupcake is that there are too many nacho doritos on this nacho dorito cupcake". Followed, in the next episode by "The only real problem I have with this wasabi cupcake is that I cannot taste the wasabi in this cupcake". Firstly, I take it as a remarkable plus that I could actually make a cupcake with decent amounts of wasabi in the batter and have it be undectable, but secondly, how, and when, and why would anyone with enough money to make a tv station, not a show, but a station, as there are enough entire shows to make up the full lineup of programming for AN ENTIRE TV STATION DEDICATED TO THIS SHIT?

>>8804684
Punctuation is for uptight social degenerates and the deaducation system

>>8806193
As someone who worked for playstation tech support supporting north america, yeah, every single quebecian I had to speak with was a bitch, whom IF they realized we had it would demand we transfer to the french line, and if not, would be as bitchy as possible.

The funny part is that I was required to give a statement in french, explaining I'd be transferring them to an actual french speaking person. I would make it a point to give this phrase in my best southern accent. The barely contained rage was palpable over the phone.

>>8804861
Bloc Québécois

>>8802020
Never knew that you could order McChickens Jack-style.

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>>8802024

>>8807889
wtf

>>8805704

Don't do that anon. You might spread whatever disease they have.

>>8804545
>squeezing lemons twice

Disgusting

>>8809670
>being this homosexual

>>8802045
KANADAAAAAAAAAAA

>>8804540
"LOOK AT THAT CHICKEN IT'S SO JUICY"
FUCKING VERBATIM AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>8804541
@25 seconds: Well every good pile o shit chips needs a good topping of coco puff dog shit cereal! This is why we need the wall.

>>8804547
>that cold oil
every. fucking. time.

>>8808249
they are clearly mexican, anon. Nice try though.

>>8808233
I like how un-enthusiastically he is trying to help her up. He knows she aint leaving that bed.

>>8808233

didn't know Ursula was real

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>>8804541
Did he throw pomegranate juice over at the end?

>>8805569
Only mexicans eat that shit. They love to put a million condiments into their chips and ramen

t. Guy that grew up near the border

>>8809745
French is pretty much useless though

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>>8809488
>Quebec

lol

>>8808160

Every fucking time.

>>8808178

Filling is 9% caramel 91% air and churro is shit if it's not piping hot fresh outta the grease

>>8811446

>DON'T CALL US ESKIMOS
>Top porn search: Eskimo

>>8808233
T H I Q U E

>>8809488
>>8809496
>>8809529
why aren't you posting Genie?

>>8804535
What is that tiny flesh coloured chunk at the top that he discards? Its not the entirety of the "pork" in that "pork and beans" is it?

As an Englishman threads like these are the reason why I ignore bait threads about English food being shitty.

>>8810636
We can take a lot of damage and keep on truckin'. Try reading some CMOH citations some time. Shot 47 times, hit by shrapnel from 2 grenades, took out 3 pillboxes, used machine gun in third to wipe out entire enemy regiment, moved back to Iowa and died at age 90 from choking on strained peaches.

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>>8810967
you.
i like you.

>>8811494
Yes that is the pork. It goes into the can as a much larger piece of meat, but in the cooking process it basically disintegrates, the pork flavor spreading out through the beans. The tiny piece that survives generally has a weird texture and a lot of people pick it out.

>>8806216
>Burger is an American word
Yeah, so are franks.

>""""American"""" """"education""""

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>>8809762
road signs being in other languages is good for public safety. jose crashing a car doesn't just kill him, it could kill a ton of other people too. what % of universities and high schools are using Spanish as their medium of instruction? how many courts accept an argument in Spanish without an interpreter present? are there any govt officials who can't speak English? it's literally not taking over, within 1-2 generations the vast majority of immigrants not only speak English but lose their original language.

>>8802020
typical chick FIL a food there.

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>>8806503
There's actually a pizza place down in the projects near me that makes their pizza like this. I'm pretty sure they just throw Velveeta Cheese on it and call it a day.

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>>8802020

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>>8810084

>>8809469
Damn. Now I know all about Canadien history.

>>8809469
>>8811928
factually wrong, don't believe in the pro quebec propaganda.

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>>8811945
sure thing mon ami

>its a tripfag ruins the thread episode

Neck yourself

>>8804530

>probably filming himself for his "cooking channel."

Jesus fucking christ disgusting reee

>>8809469
[citation needed]

>>8806278
For me its the Hurgin

>>8808300
American """Cheese"""

http://www.saveur.com/pepsi-rice-recipe

>>8810344
I drive to Quebec about twice a year from Maine and stay for a week each time. I've never had somebody be rude to me, when they find out I don't speak French they just speak English. On the rare occasion they aren't fluent and they can't get anybody there's never been an issue where we couldn't just work it out with broken English and French. I'm more tempted to believe you're all just autistic and people all over Canada don't really care about your bullshit

>>8806286
I think you mean "Is you gon' spend this hur whole darn thread becriticising niggaz' punctuation and spelling

>>8804547
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>>8804530
>>8804540
is it all the same guy? this gotta be a joke right?

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>>8813199
>being so new you don't know about king Jack

pleb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk

>>8813247
I only started browsing /ck/ after my routine was invaded by /cock/...

>Pineapple, Lemon Jello, Celery, bell peppers and american cheese

It's so baffling that on some level he has to be right about this.

>>8813147
You're not fooling anyone, Pierre.

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>>8813264
JOOCY

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>>8804541
>>8804545
>>8806278
Every time, every single fucking time they gotta ruin something that would have been debatebly fine with some dumb shit.
What gets you guys more, the fact that they do it or the fact that some of them are getting profit from doing it? It's awful, but the idea of them getting money to pay their bills boils deep in me.

>>8813264
Nigga for the love of god if you or anyone here has sleepy time chicken saved you gotta hit me up with that shit

>>8813490
Calm down you histrionic faggot. You've never even seen this shit in person. You're throwing a fit about gifs. You must be a woman

>>8804636
Its because quebecers are crybaby faggots that get triggered over english and have to whine to big daddy government to make everything french to preserve their backwater hick ''''''''''french'''''''''' ((((culture)))). Shame their women are such qts.
t. Non quebec canadian francophone

>>8813534
>Implying you've seen mayonnaise and mustard baked into a cake
>Implying you've seen someone make nachos with ramen
Found the southern retard

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>>8802024
>my preferred pronouns are egg/hegg/thegg/eggself

>>8811849
Velveeta will actually melt, that shit is fucking Kraft Singles.

>>8806193
They design new words just to not use English ones. It's pretty insane.

>>8802100
Idiot

>>8813578
They didn't imply that at all, dumbass.

>>8813629

It's vegan "cheese."

For fucks sake, get it right.

>>8802106
>>8802119
>>8802138
Never change, /ck/.

>>8808183
Go to hell, I got that in 2013 when they first brought it out, it's fantastic. The Denny's near my house even knows that's what I want when I show up.

>>8813247
>that salad

this never gets old

>>8810966
literly this its the fuxxing internet faggit's how care's about weatehr your spelling right or not lol

>>8811101
TETSUUUOOOOOO

>>8805307
he has stated in a few videos that part of the point of his channel is that he tries recipes for things he has never made before and whatever happens is the video. he doesn't scrap it and do it again, he just shows what really happened.

>>8811910
I'd fuck that Canuck

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Fruitcake, anyone?

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>>8804530

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>>8811048
I think you mean thegg have, shit lord.

>>8810370
PFK is french for KFC you mongoloig

OP pic is probably Canadian, looks like the classic canuck value meal item the Junior Chicken.

>>8802024
What's his fruitsona?

>>8814718
Half of these are pretty good, and half of these are fucking retarded

>>8806503
>>8808315
Is that what it was? I was convinced it was a nutella pizza or something equally dumb.

>>8804671
nice deductive reasoning, but like many fools you forgot to consider your own fallibility. Hope there was a lesson in it for you

>>8814732
the nutella icecream one tho

>>8806269
source?

>>8804543
>>8804540
>>8804547
how come this fucker didn't die yet?

>>8815348
>how
*How
It's correct grammar to capitalise at the beginning of a sentence.
It's coming along, anon, but you're not quite there yet.
7/10 for effort.

>>8802020
Iceland. Normal potatoes fried in carmel. BBQ chicken that is as sweet as cake.Sweet herring. Sugar everywhere.

All fast food places and that smell of old burned oil. Then taste of that oil in everything there.

Cheap asian food places, all vegetables from frozen bags, some jelly like substance in every sauce they have. No sriracha to kill that jelly taste.

Poland. Vodka everywhere, cannot be sober on any party, hosts gets offended when i refuse to drink. Cannot buy real steak in whole Poland, they will tell you it is real beef from meat cows, and then serve unchopped goulash made out of old milk cow. You ask for rare they will give well done, because when its rare you can prove them its crappy beef from old cow.

>>8809523
no,it's what your mum said i could eat last night.

>>8814718
I read that as
>Tired of extension cords unplugging? BOOM, bacon pancakes

Olives make me want to puke.

>>8814805
nutella is fucking trash, you're too.

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>Best Cheese

>>8810084
I kind of want to see it.

>>8802339
fucking frogs

>>8804541
and each ingredient on there sucks ass starting with the shit brand chips

>>8802024
>who doesn't like eggs right?!!
I sure as hell don't.

>>8802024
Egg can go fuck eggself.

>>8814718
god damn this is some 9gag level trash

>>8805386
>>filename is not dindunoffin.png

>>8811706
>ran

>>8804644
i'm a spic and it isn't called Pollo Frito Kentucky here

>>8802020
This reminds of a guy I used to work with.
A giant weeble of a man who brought various home made sandwiches and cheap snacks for dinner everyday.
One day he brought some really thicc looking ham sandwiches, which he looked like he was struggling to eat.
After asking what was in them, he showed me.
It was raw gammon.

>>8809745
>knowing french in the 21st century

english
spanish
german
mandarin
arabic

literally the only languages you're allowed to learn and remain a non-retard

saw this on tv

https://youtu.be/-e5gTx1fVU4

>>8814264

BASTARD!

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this is pretty bad. lots of ketchup little salt, not to bad.

>>8804545
Isn't this some "prison food" food place or something?

>>8811133
Those are called Japanese peanuts and are peanuts with a crispy dough on the outside. Not too bad.

>>8815775
You see Ivan, when make gun out of cheese you only need bring cheese gun and not gun and food.

>>8804552
why doesnt he just buy some tongs?

>>8812738
>probably

Nigga he fucking big time in the youtube cooking community

For literally every wrong reason possible, but he is

>>8802020
RIP

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>>8802045

>>8806278

lmao the hurgin

>>8813179
Fuck off just a little bit.

>>8816616
No, Mexican style street food. Dorilocos I think is what they're called. They need to go back

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Snake shaped shit

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>>8808233
>tfw she looks decent now
I'm surprised she went through such a transformation. Wonder what she looks like under the clothes.

>>8810957
because people watch it and entertainment exists in an attention economy.

>>8814718
>use your cd case as a bagel tote
>for a bagel sandwich

so do you just jam the stick through the fucking sandwich filling? just use a sandwich bag.

>>8809437
>>8811101
I appreciate your response.

>>8806503
It's those """""cheddar""""" slices you get at the supermarket

>>8814718
The only one of these I've ever found useful is leaving a hole in the middle of food when microwaving

>>8814682

FUUUUUUCK

That looks horrifying, but aside from the texture, i'd wager it's....

Nah. That is pure horror. Bleagh.

>>8816476

What the fuck was that?!

>>8817348
The original concept of dorilocos was a bag of doritos, peanuts, hot sauce and "cueritos" (pig skin). Then people thought that was not enough and started adding more shit, like the abomination in those webms.

>>8802106
It was a child once.

>>8804543
Ahhh, the famous pissing taco

>>8802106
I have gout.

Just overcooked my fucking steak. It was too thin. Still good though.

>>8819153
thanks for the update...

>>8809636
Americans