Why do so many absolute fucking barbarians boil hot dogs?

>hes a grillfag

Step above microwave
Step below pan seared

>>8801378
the water makes the perfect mother stock

>he doesn't boil then grill

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Does anyone here cook their franks on the oven racks?

>tfw no grill

>>8801378
>not making hot dog stock

I just microwave

>>8801413
>ruining hot dogs in the name of meat water

>>8801389
Yeah I do them in the pan with a little beer until it cooks down and the dog has some color on it.

Growing up my parents and even my friends' parents would boil them though.

Can we all agree steamed hot dogs are the best?

>>8801466
indeed we can. no other method can compare

>>8801466
Heat lambs/heated steel table all day is unironically THE best way to hotdog

>>8801413
>>8801406
This is a thing?

>>8801501
It's used in American cuisine.

>>8801378
put those hot dogs inside ur asshole u faggot

>>8801565
You can put your hotdog between my buns anon

>>8801378
To get rid of the sodium.

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>>8801599
??? ???

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>>8801378
keep rollin', OP

>>8801378
it's easier. pan frying is more complicated and doesn't add much to the flavour. grilling does but it's a pain in the arse for just some hot dogs

>Not boiling with bayleaves and allspice

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>doesn't sous-vide hot dogs
p l e b s . everyone single one of you.

>>8801378
My mother used to do this all the time, god damn

>>8801406
>>8801413
wouldn't it be a broth if it's made with meat

>>8801378
I begin with a bit of water and oil mix so that they boil through cooking them throughly and then when the water evaporates the little bit of oil crisps the outside of them in the pan. Do the same with sausages. It's a habit from cooking chorizo to make sure the chorizo is throughly cooked.

>>8801805
Yeah lemme just boil some plastic with my food

>>8801378
because thats what the instructions on the package say to do

>>8801805
>Boiled plastic

I hope it was your intention to grow breasts.

>>8801378
Keeps them nice and juicy.
Even Vienna Beef and Hebrew National recommends it.

I boil them in beer, but I only use piss tier beer

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The patrician skewers his weenie and roasts over an open campfire in nature.

>>8801974
HN is my favorite, but fuck that.

Butterflied and pan fried in butter is the best way by far.

A microwaved dog tastes 90% as good as a boiled dog for 10% the time and effort.

>>8801378
cause my hotdogs are frozen

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>>8801505
DO AMERICANS REALLY DO THIS LOL

>>8801378
>Why do so many absolute fucking barbarians boil hot dogs?
Because they're fully cooked and people like hotdogs hot instead of cold.
If I was going to go through the effort of grilling, I would be eating burgers instead of hotdogs.

Does anybody else just put them in the oven?

>>8801695
Whoa, this pic brings back memories of 5th grade.

>>8803100
Microwave oven

>>8801695
>>8803107

How did this post go by unnoticed?

>>8803118
No one has ever given a shit about limp biscuit.
He was never even memeworthy like juggalos.

>>8801985
So you use IPA's?

>>8801378
It's easier to manage if you're cooking a fuckton at once.

>>8801378
Faster and tastes the same

>>8802631
Will only eat hotdogs that have been cooked over the fire desu

>>8801407
I do this, if I have Brats I use beer instead of water

because brühwürstchen

>>8801378

>he doesn't consume them straight from the can

>>8801378
thickens the hotdog and takes out the almost-metallic taste, making a cleaner nearly-sausage taste that takes condiments well
> boiling is how people who don't like hotdogs cook their hotdogs, if they aren't lazy poorfags

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You stupid fucking idiots don't even know how to make hot dogs. Here is what you ACTUALLY do for the perfect dog.

>heat pot of water to 150-160F degrees
>drop in dogs
>turn down to low once temperature returns
>preheat your oven's broiler or have a grill ready (grill is best)
>wait 8-10 minutes and remove dogs from pot of water
>put on grill or 6" under broiler and wait until desired doneness, about 2-4 minutes

Also, pic related is the best brand and size. Buy brat buns instead of normal shit dog buns. The rest is up to you.

You're welcome.

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"Gourmets" are just picky eaters with more money.

>>8803107
I was already out of highschool

>>8804207
Would it be better to steam these, and then grill? Or is boiling better if you are going to grill or broil after?

>>8804207
>hotdog expert
>uses frankfurters
Retard.

>>8804718
I never claimed to be an expert, you said that. My method is just the best way to cook them.

And yeah, they're franks, it says it on the packages. Very astute observation. Beef franks are the best, it is known. Everyone will still call them hot dogs.

>>8804841
But real hotdogs are made with a bratwurst.
How could you not know this?

>>8804841
>I never claimed to be an expert
>Here is what you ACTUALLY do for the perfect dog.
It's a moot point though as you don't actually know anything about hotdogs, Sharty.

>>8804855
I don't see your recipe.

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Sous vide ftw

>not microwaving them in package

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>>8801412
You animal

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS MY CAPTCHA

>>8801378
Because they don't have that much flavor or nutrition to lose to boiling.

I throw some crab boil in the water, too.

>>8801378
I like boiling them if I'm making more than one. I'll microwave it otherwise.
It's not going to taste any better if I fry it with butter or seasonings, I'm not going to get the god damn grill ready for just one stupid hot dog.

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Microwave < bad grilling < boil < proper grilling <<<<<<<<< ROLLER DOGS

>>8806002
This. They're even better after being slowly cooked and basted in their own concentrated juices, and well-seasoned by sneezing truckers for several days.

You can pour the hot water in and out of a thermos to preheat it, then store the hotdogs in there. Then you're all ready for you're picnic.

>>8804207
These things actually are good. Those jews know how make a hotdog. I mean frankfurter.

>>8806010
To be fair, I wouldn't eat a dog from a roller grill that didn't have a sneeze guard on it.
The gas stations I go to are half-decent and I'm only getting dogs at mid-day, versus going to some truck stop in the middle of nowhere at the middle of the night.

>>8801378
I grew up extreme poor white trash and in my late teens, even resulted to jerking off a guy for 10 bucks to buy food after not eating for over a week......

Even then, I would never defile myself to the degeneracy of boiled hot dogs

>>8801700
pan frying mostly adds texture imo, boiled hotdogs just can't compete with that crispy buttery skin

best hot dogs are pan fried

cut them in half (but not all the way) and fry them, then add the halves on a hotdog bun with a spicy brown mustard relish

beef hotdogs or a beef, veal, and pork hotdog
no ketchup

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>>8806841
like so

>>8805911
Captchas are made to train Google's AI don't cha know.

>>8806845
Where do they do this?

>>8806862
New York

>>8801378
Cheap dogs are better boiled. I hate it too.

If you have to boil, use beer or something sensible.

>>8806845
I do this with polish sausage.

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>>8801378
I take french fries and toss them in flour, batter mix, cajun seasoning, water, then wrap them around a foot long hot dog then deep fry till cooked, top with cheese curds and gravy then dress with relish, mustard, ketchup, minced white onion

>>8801378
But have you tried air frying it?

>>8807106
This looks amazing, holy fuck

>>8801378
Because grilling them makes them taste bitter and rubbery. I'll grill every other sausage, or roast them, but hot dogs just don't work grilled for me.

>>8807106
this makes me so fucking horny

>>8801378
What is taste?
Does it differ?
Is it subjective?

Reindeer dogs are the best type of hotdog.
prove me wrong.
Pro tip: you can't

>>8805911
Honestly, if the google captcha is going to teach some idiots how to form a proper sentence that's a good thing.

>>8801609
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osmosis

>>8805911
Is no one else going to mention the rape thread and tiny petite tabs open on this poor soul's computer?

>>8807682
that's pretty tame compared to some tabs i've seen

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>>8801378
ITT: plebs

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>>8801378
>>8801389
>>8801805
>>8806002
STEP ASIDE

>>8805911
>not changing your settings so you can still niggercaptcha