Convince me this isn't true.

Italy is dirty and the people are unpleasant.
Italian food is mid-tier at best.
French baked goods blow Italy out of the water.

>>8801157
But it is, French is even a made up language.

>>8801157
Italian food isn't very good either

It's subjective.

>>8801449

aww you're no fun

>>8801157
But Italian food is just a bunch of variations on pasta.. how could something so mundane top French cuisine??

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>>8801157
>Not a single damn good thing has ever come out of France.

Canning
Pasteurization
Mayonnaise
The Refrigerator
Coffee Percolation
Crepe
Champagne
Baguette
Cassoulet
Coq au vin
Over 350 distinct types of cheese
Wines.. The Wines...

And that's just the food related stuff.

They also came up with the Guillotine, the little black dress, the bikini, the internal combustion engine, the v8 engine, the helicopter, the concorde, the stethoscope, asprin, hypodermic needles, the first motion picture camera and first projector...

>>8801528

oh and I forgot: homosex

it's true. all of it.

>>8801157
Being inferior to italian doesn't make french food bad

>>8801552
>IMPLYING
Rome brought that shit to Gaul AGES AGO

>>8801157
This VN was pretty good. I thought the dialogue was fucky in a few spots, but I liked it.

>>8801528

Even if you are a gigantic edgelord faggot and won't admit all the food is good, as an edgelord you would be obliged to admit that the Guillotine is just as fucking kick ass as unicorns. And even faggots would be in love with the little black dress and the bikini.

Checkmate. This is an undeniable list of good things that came out of France.