Subway general

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>>8799729
Foot long turkey breast on whole wheat, not toasted. Orange cheddar cheese.
Lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, lots of onions, a few jalapenos, ranch, southwest sauce, salt and pepper.
Chocolate milk and Garden Salsa Sun Chips to put on the sandwich.

I'm too autistic to go to subway. I find it confusing when they ask so many questions.

>>8799736
>garden salsa sunchips
Ma nigga.
Anyone remember when subway had the tzatziki sauce?

>>8799729
Footlong turkey ham and bacon melt with lettuce, peppers onions and olives on parmesean oregano bread with sweet onion dressing.

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>>8799729
>subway hacks

>>8799737
Yeah im not autistic but I find it annoying as fuck too. No I dont want fake ass guac for 2 dollars, no I dont want extra salt on an already salty meal, no I dont want to pay more for "double cheese", no I don't want a cookie. Fuck off already

I don't think the is one in my country, but when i ate at one in Budapest, I got a cheese steak with grilled onions

Where in the world do people eat this filth? It's one of the worst fast food places

>>8799795

ill take your cookie m8

>>8799729
3 cheese herb bread
Turkey
Pepper jack cheese
Jalapenos
Bacon
Mustard
Oregano

>>8799825
That right there, is the sole reason your hypothesis is incorrect, adolescent.

>footlong
>white bread
>turkey
>salami
>cheddar
>extra lettuce
>that's it
>don't toast

>wow you're making my job easy

shut up and give me my damn sammich high school kid

>>8799844
>Wow your making my job easy
Haha they always say that

Ask them to toast your cookie in the oven, it's great.

>>8799729
>* hacks
Jesus Christ I wish this maymay would die

>>8799832
Prove it

>>8799859
I don't want your fancy chipotle teriyaki mesquite bbq sweetnsour ranch bullshit just give me a fucking turkey sandwich

>>8799889
>maymay
You first

>>8799901
Its fresh

>footlong
>italian herbs and spices bread
>tuna
>provolone
>get that toasted
>onions
>mayo
>oil
the patrician's sandwich

>subway in 2017

>>8799959
fuck off jimmy john

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In my country, meatballs were retired from the meat options. It broke my greasy heart.

Footlong Herb & Cheese
Spicy Italian
Cheese toasted
Lettuce, cucumber and jalapenos
Chipotle sauce

Get it every time

>>8799825
When subway opened, it was competing with the greasy burgers of mcdicks and bk. At that time, subway had a lot better ingredients too. They store enough of the market to do big business and held on by reducing quality and portions. People still eat there because they want familiar food

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jalapeno bread
turkey
everything EXCEPT olives and lettuce
extra oil and vinegar
salt and pepper
pepper jack
southwest chipotle sauce

>>8799729
I'd like the veggie delight foot long on 9 grain honey oat bread, swiss cheese, toasted everything on it besides tomatoes (yes, jalapeno is fine), sweet onion sauce, mayo, mustard, oil and vinegar, salt, pepper, oregano, and parmesan on top. Thank you very much!

PROTIP:

Ask for the tomatoes to be put on the sub BEFORE they toast it. Cooking tomatoes chemically changes them and their taste, it's a lot better.

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>>8799729
>subway
Here in the sfbay area its easy to find togos, mr pickle, erick's deli all places that blow shlubways out of the water

>>8799934
This is literally exactly what I get minus mayo and oil. Plus spicy mustard. Plus more veggies.

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Chicken tender sub with honey mustard

>>8800238
too bad everyone where you live is a fucking faggot

>>8799795
I like how someone asking you questions makes you tell them to fuck off. At least the other guy made it about his own autism.

>>8800385
Back to /hoc/ Tampa Gay

>>8800415
I think I'll go pick up the ham sub that's on sale this week.

>>8799729
Hello, can you tell me where the local deli is?

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>OVER $8 FOR A HAM SANDWHICH
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE 5 DOLLAR FOOTLONGS REEEEEEEEE

Italian BMT with lettuce and tomato and olive oil.

Then a salt and vinegar bag of chips and an iced tea to drink.

>>8801005
Inflation. Also, Jesus, where do you live? It's 6.60 where I live and 6 on Saturdays.

>>8801064


oh and pepperjack cheese

black forest ham on multigrain flatbread, swiss cheese, toasted, spinach, olives, onions (not too much), mustard (your choice of original, spicy, honey) and bbq sauce

thank me later

>>8801005
just wait for the sub of the day, knocks about $3 from the normal price

>>8800238
Mr pickles is GOAT.

Good prices, larfe portions, quality ingredients. FREE ELDER GOD TIER COOKIE. Plus they only hire perky qts who are easy to seduce for additional free cookies. I don't know how people can eat JJ or subway...

>>8801068
Cuckanada

>>8801094
Pickles employee here
AMA

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>>8799729
Footlong turkey ham and roast beef on italian, provolone cheez, lettuce, onion, mayo, and honey mustard. get a couple chocolate milks while I'm at it.

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>>8801122
Well that's about right...

>>8801648
In the uk you can get a footlong bmt for 4.80 which is about the same.

Italian BMT
Herb and cheese bread
Pepper jack
Toasted
Lettuce
Olives
Pepper
Bbq sauce

I have had subs in the us and uk and the ones from the uk excluding the hala ones which are trash and I have no idea why are really pretty good the US ones I have had tasted a bit funny.

>>8799729
>hacks
Just ask for good shit to try out at Subway next time you go. For fuck's sake.

Veggies aren't tracked or charged for, and many filthy heathens just skip the veggie section altogether, so most of the time the person making your sandwich will be happy to oblige if you ask to pile on the garden stuff. You can also ask to have your veggies added to your sandwich before it gets toasted.

>and then they just DESTROY it with spinach
>like an AVALANCHE of spinach

>>8799729
>Tuna + pepper jack on honey oat, toasted
>Honey Mustard + brown mustard
>All veg except tomato/lettuce, extra spinach
>Pepper + oil + vinegar
>Sun Chips

>>8799934
Add some olives and that would be noice

I get a turkey sandwich on white with just turkey and nothing else

>>8799825
There was a time when all footlongs were $5 footlongs, boy. Although their portions have taken a hit. Personally I find a 6" sub loaded with veggies a better lunch than a burger and fries. It doesn't leave me sluggish and sleepy.

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>>8802469
>a low quality salad on cheap bread
Subway shills everyone

>>8801085
I wish we had Swiss cheese at my local Subways. I usually do a footlong on wheat with turkey (sometimes ham), toasted, no cheese (or pepperjack if I'm feeling sassy), toasted, lettuce, tomato, cucumber, olives, green peppers, jalapeno peppers, sometimes onions and pickles, pepper, oregano and sriracha + yellow mustard OR yellow and spicy mustard OR yellow mustard, oil and vinegar. I used to get the cold cut combo, but once I had it toasted and it tasted like hot dogs and it was traumatizing.

>>8799729
>go to subway
>Indian guy working behind the counter
>ask for Chicken Teriyaki
>ask for lettuce
>sub suddenly becomes a whole head of shredded lettuce
>Can I get some tomato
>they chop up a day away from going bad tomato and put it on there
>ask for some other things like green pepper, sweet pepper, onion
>pick up a pinch and put it on
>Ask for some sauce
>drown it on and it gets everywhere
>attempt to wrap it
>chips and drink?
>no
>no chip and drink? You sure?
>no chip or drink
>8.75
>walk out with a breaded salad dripping with teriyaki sauce

GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING COOKIES

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>>8799729

>Any subway hacks you guys use

I get one friend to crouch in the corner on the register side and hop on his back. Start jumping while crouching and wiggling side to side, eventually you'll shoot up the wall into out of bounds and you can ride the seam of the wall to get into the back and get all the cheap shitty cold cuts you want

>Always order Footlong, 2x meat Meatball Marinara, Italian Herb + Cheese, American, Parmesan and extra oregano.
>Sometimes toasted sometimes not because I like how soggy the bread is when I take it home
>Even had BEAST MODE cravings where I'd order two of 'em and end up not being hungry the next day but all those shits built up.

and I'll do it again when I feel like burning the money.

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>>8799825

>>8802551
I'm dying here m8

>Footlong spicy italian on italian herb and cheese.
Haven't been to subway since they introduced rye bread might try that.
>Provolone
>Toast it
>Bell pepper
>Red onion
>Olives
>Like 5x more olives than that
>Chipotle sauce
>salt, pepper, oil, vinegar

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>>8799795
>ability to say 'no' multiple times on this fucking anime website
>can't say it a couple of times IRL

I thank fuck everyday that I'm not autistic. Holy shit.

>>8799934
i get almost the same thing but without the tuna itself toasted

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>>8799729
>Get tuna
>onions
>mayo
>pickles
>tell them to toast that fucker
>stinks up the whole shop
>say you forgot wallet in car and brb
>don't brb

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>>8799729

I usually get this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnyVE1go2vs&t=73s

Footlong honey oat
Falafel
Provolone
Toasted
Onions
tomatoes
cucumbers
Green peppers
Olives
Tzatziki
Sweet onion
Pepper
Oregano

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Footlong herbs and cheese, fill with 6 white chocolate macadamia nut cookies, pepper jack on top and toast for 20 seconds.

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>Steak, Whole Egg, Cheddar Cheese
>Multigrain Flatbread
>Toasted
>Spinach, little pickle, little onion
>Little Ranch, Mayo

I eat it almost every other day. It's good warm or cold.

>>8799729
I ask for a pastrami on rye. Then they look at me like I'm speaking Yiddish. Then I leave and go to a real sandwich place, you know, one run by kikes.

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>Herb and cheese bread, toasted
>Pepperoni
>Salami
>Provolone
>Olives
>A small amount of lettuce
>Splash of oil

>>8799729
>footlong steak and cheese
>on italian toasted
>olives
>"m-more olives please"
>bit of mayo
WA LA
Sometimes if I'm feeling insane I'll ask for some onion on it too.

dubs decides what i order next time i'm at subway

>What would you like, sir?
>Turkey, any bread will do
>Please choose a bread, sir
No, not going to choose a bread, fuck yooooouuuuuu

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post more subway hacks you figs

>>8804926

>Spicy Italian
>Pepperjack
>Onions
>Olives
>Banana Peppers
>Mustard


This is the only thing I've ever tried from there in years. Maybe I'll try one of you nerds' weird recipes.
WA LA

>>8799729
>Never been to a Subway before
>Decide to bend it like Jared
>Go to the counter and order the meatball sub
>They ask what bread I'd like with it
>Start sweating
>Tell them original
>They don't know what I mean
>Keep repeating "original bread" over and over
>They just grab a loaf and ask if I want six inches
>Get flustered but try to reign in my anxiety
>"Heh heh nah I'm seven and a half so lets to that"
>The silence killed me
>See they have guacamole
>Tell them I want guacamole on it too
>They say they don't have guacamole
>Think they're just messing with me
>Sweat harder
>Tell them I think they do
>They tell me they don't make guacamole but they could put avocado on it if I prefer
>Scoff at them and say sure
>Tells me it'll be an upcharge
>Scoff again and tell them to load it up then
>Finally reach the till
>They ring me up and ask for the total
>I hand them my card
>They swipe it
>Then swipe it again
>Once more
>My card was declined all three times
>Stutter out an apology and hand them my other card
>This one is bent and cracking due to leaving it in the wash
>They look at it and shake their heads
>Swipe
>Swipe it a few more times
>Keeps getting an error
>Inform me that payment isn't going through
>By this point three people behind me are waiting to pay
>Tell them to give me my card back and I'll do it myself
>They hand it to me
>Swipe
>Swipe once more
>It works
>Laugh and say it just needed a bit of love
>Bob head when saying this
>They straight-face tell me to have a nice day
>By this point visible pit-stains and a damp spot on belly
>Walk out and eat in car
>Employees capable of seeing me from counter
>Catch them glancing over every now and then
>The sub wasn't that good either

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Italian bmt
No veggies
Toasted
Avocado spread after its been toasted. Some mayo.
Get to it, artist

>>8799729
>Any subway hacks you guys use?

Go near closing time. They want to get rid of ingredients so they put more toppings on.

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>>8799737
It's more like

>I'd like a 6" toasted chicken parmesan on wheat please
>what kind of cheese would you like on that?
>...parmesan
>and would you like that toasted?

>make sure at least 2 people are working at subway
>ask for DOUBLE MEAT
>when they pass it to the other person they may not have heard you ask for DOULBE MEAT
>half the time they dont even know what kind of sub you ordered when they ring you up, i am too honest to lie abot the sub and say i ordered a cheaper one but i do not mention the DOULBE MEAT
>get free DOUBLE MEAT abot 50% of the time
>which is good cause subways uses hardly any meat on there sandwichs so you practically have to steal yoru DOUBLE MEAT in order to get a good potorion.

>>8799795
Thanks Anon.

i feel better about myself for not being this autistic

>>8799729
>any hacks

Don't eat at Subway

You're welcome

If I don't enjoy cheese, any kind of mayo based dressing or tomato (ranch and all that nasty shit too), what should I get?

>no-one here ordered the pizza
Uncultured Swine

>>8799736
That sounds average at best

>>8799729
can i get a grilled cheese

>>8805670
good thinking

>>8799729

>going to subway
>not enjoying a which wich instead

i mean you're still free to enjoy flaccid bread if that's what you're into...

>>8799816
That must have been horrible.
I hope you understand...that wasnt what a real cheesesteak is supposed to be like.

So on Tuesdays I go 50miles to our other job site and work there for the day (Get to use a company car and a great hotel so its pretty nice)

Whenever I get in Tuesday I grab Subway for lunch since it's in the building next to mine

Always get the same thing

>Footlong 9-Grain Honey Oat
>Rotisserie Style Chicken w/ Pepperjack Cheese Toasted
>Spinach, Sweet Peppers, Oregano
>Bag of All Dressed Chips and a Blueberry Peace Tea

I've had better meals for $10 but Subway is still alright

>Tfw people know my order by heart now

>>8799729
Subway is terrible. I usually go for the closest local Vietnamese sub.

>>8799909
>its fresh
Lol what? How is anything subway does any more fresh than something you would get from a typical fastfood joint? Any ideal how long that crap sits around before it ends up on your bread?

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turkey on italian herb & cheese, white cheddar, green pepper, olives, onion, tomatoes, cucumber, pickles, jalapenos, s&p with chipoltle southwest sauce

>when the guy ahead of you orders a footlong roast beef sandwich with mustard and no veggies and you lose your appetite

>>8800225
> Implying the 90 seconds they put your sandwich in the toaster does anything more than raise the temperature just high enough to really activate and nurture the bacteria and viruses your lunch lady sneezed all over the line moments before you got there.

>spicy Italian
>Italian herbs and cheese
>provolone
>lettuce
>onion
>jalapeños
>green pepper
>banana pepper
>oregano
>mayo
Haven't gotten diarrhea from it yet somehow

>>8800225
i do this with tomatoes and spinach. i usually just let them do it the normal way at subway because the one here is busy and i don't wanna mess up their flow, but that's the best way to make a sandwich at home

My ex used to get like 8 pieces of cheese on her tuna sandwich. I miss her :(

>>8799729
>>8799729
jesus fucking christ i used to work at subway and this picture gives me ptsd

>his hope and optimism: gone

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>Turkey
>Mayo
>Xtra lettuce
>Black olives
>pickles
>Pepper jack cheese

>>8799729
>tuna
>white chocolate macadamia cookies
>drown it in vinegar until the cookie falls apart
>extra mayo

>>8800225
>>8799862
I'm too shy to break their process from left to right.

>>8806297
I get more or less the same thing with tomatoes, and I have them throw the tomatoes, onions, and peppers on the sammich before it goes in the toaster.

>>8807228
Grow a testicle. Two would be nice, but just grow one and see how it works for you.

>>8807138
Dude.. I'll goto this same subway maybe once a month for the past 10 years and this dude is still working there. Every time I see him he looks one step away from eating a bullet sandwich.

>>8807664
That's a great idea, gonna try that next time. Thanks famalam.

>>8799795
I do the same thing when getting an oil change but I think I'm just Jewish, not autistic

>tell gf I want a club on white
>comes back with club on Italian herb and cheese
>"they dont have white bread there" and "that id the white bread"
>choke down the sandwich
>contemplate murder the whole time
>shouldn't complain because it was free but God damn she can be stupid sometimes

>>8808583
They don't have white bread you fucking retard
I hope Tyrone is smashing her on the side

>>8806212
It hits around 375-400 degrees. Please don't talk about stuff you don't know about.

>>8806157
My fiance really dislikes subway, but adores which wich. We've been going so much now I got their reward card and they gave me a big plastic cup we bring with us for free refills, which wich is based as fuck and the quality is unusually higher than the huge chain of subways

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>>8806157
>>8808777
>which wich
>chicken cordon bleu

Football meatlong

This has been my go to for the rare times I hate myself enough to eat at subway.

Footlong Italian Herbs & Cheese
Double meat (or Delux 50%) meatball sub
Extra pepperjack cheese
Bacon
This is toasted, then...
Onions, lettuce tomatoes and banana peppers.
Mayo, parmesan and their dried herbs.

It's a disgustingly delicious heart attack waiting to happen .

>>8799729
>Subway
>Not Jersey Mikes
Tippity Tip Top Kek

>>8809164
>how to pay 10 dollars for a sandwich

>>8809492
>how to pay five for a shitty one

>>8799729
Sorry, but I am a Subway employee and I cannot sit here and read this.
The staff at Subway do not fuck up your order, or anybody elses. Do you not understand the concept of having it your way? It isn't the staffs fault. Subway gives the customer responsibility for themselves, their food, and their decisions. iF YOU ARE TIRED AND GO TO SUBWAY THEN GUESS WHAT? YOUR SANDWICH WILL LOOK TIRED.

You don't walk into Subway with bags under your eyes, a bad attitude, and no creativity and expect a great sandwich. Your sandwich will have bags under its ham, a bad sauce spread and no creative veggie distribution and you are the one who is to blame. Imagine if you went to a childrens playground, then headbutted the slide and tried to punch the swing. You wouldn't leave saying 'what a shitty park'. You'd leave thinking 'wow I am a retard'. And that is how you should feel after what you have done. You completely misunderstood why Subway exists. It exists so you can create something with the help of the staff. You can't expect the staff to read your mind. The average Subway worker will make, in 1 year, 2847 different sandwich combinations. You expect them to know what you want?

If you ask a Subway worker for honey mustard and don't specify how much in volume, for how long it needs to be spread in seconds, which vegetables you would prefer it doesn't touch, which temperature you would prefer it at, how long after toasting the sandwich you would like the honey mustard applied and pretty much everything else you can't expect to have it your way. Your way is YOUR way. And if your way is sloppy, stupid and lazy then your sandwich will be sloppy and lazy.

If you bite into a Subway sandwich, and are not satisfied, then well done, you aren't satisfied with yourself. Good fucking job, worthless retard. You are like a person who leaves home at 17 and becomes homeless. It is your fault.

>>8801586
filename and pic got me

>subway HACKS
>order a meatball sub
>6 inch
>also another 6 inch
>extra honey mustard
>extra olives
>extra hot sauce
>ask for it to be toasted after the sauce
>all the veggies on one, no veggies on the other
>double lettuce on the one with no veggies
>throw both in the garbage
>order some real food instead

>Footlong 9-Grain, or Whole Wheat if they dont have it
>Rotisserie Chicken with Bacon & Jalapeno Cheese (Or just cheddar)
>Spinach, Sweet Peppers, Black Olives, Extra Sweet Onion Sauce

This is the ONLY valid combo

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>>8799729
Just a month ago, I may have gotten tipped off by the scottish employee about a potential upcoming war.

Apparently, the Clans have been consolidating arms and working to declare a new King.

tuna on the italian herb cheese bread shit
with provolone and parmesan
vinegar and oil
lettuce onion tomato, bell pepper, cucumber, spinach, olives

>>8810614
oh and oregano I forgot

meatball sub on italian herbs and cheese bread
provolone cheese, melted
no veggies
lots of mayo

>>8799729
Italian with jalapeños and tuna

>>8809621
what did he mean by this

>Footlong Honey Oat
>BMT
>Cheddar cheese
>Veg before toasting
>Spinach, Tomato, Onion, a bit of jalapeno
>Chipotle sauce

Fuck it

>>8801506
Did you cum in my sandwich?

You better not have.

>>8805753
Exactly this

>>8799729
>footlong
>double filling
>9-grain honey oat
>Jalapeño
>Oil

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>>8799729
>foot long
>whole wheat
>not toasted
>turkey
>bacon
>american cheese
>lettuce
>green peppers
>tomatoes
>very small amount of mayo

>sprite
>lay’s plain

>>8810752
You should really switch to white bread, my 4chan friend! It's way healthier and has all the vitamins and nutrients you need for a hard day's work!

>foot long
>italian herbs & cheese
>spicy italian
>shredded cheese
>toasted, jalapenos before it goes in
>lettuce
>spinach
>tomato
>optional: olives
>optional: onions
>optional: cucumbers
>mayo
>southwest or hot sauce

>footlong
>used to be the honey oat, now since they got rid of it I have to get whole wheat
>subway club or turkey /ham
>never toasted
>pepperjack cheese
>lettuce
>black olives
>onions
>spinach
>sometimes jalapenos, depending on mood
>little bit of mayo
>little bit of vinegar

I'll get whatever is $6 that day on either 9 grain or spicy Italian, cheddar, and spinach, tomatoes, onion, peppers, banana peppers all day.

I'll do it on a meatball sub, I'm a wild man and no "Are you sure?" From a Sandwich artist will stop me

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>>8799729
For me, it's the subway melt.

>>8800191
savin dis

>>8801874
>5 min of arin proving his autism

>Hey there I'll get a footlong meatball on herb and cheese please
>Nothing extra, don't worry about it
The silent relief they feel is tastier than any toppings.

>>8799729
$6 salami footlong, load it up with double/triple anything. Walk away with a sandwich bigger and cheaper than the other cucks in line.

>>8799729
Foot long chicken classic on a white. Lettuce, tomato, onion and carrot with Chipotle sauce; sometimes honey mustard too. Toasted.

>>8799729

My favorite Subway hack is to vault over the counter, disconnect the phone, punch the employees until they ko and steal their phones, then make my own goddamn sandwich and take as much chips and pop as I can fit in their phallic bags before I go.

"Hi, I'll have a spicy Italian footlong on honey oat with provolone and toasted. I'll have light lettuce, cucumber, red onion, jalapeños, creamy 'cha, honey mustard, and ranch. Pepper and oregano please. That'll be all, thanks!"

>>8805610
ahhhhhhhh that hurt to read

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>>8800409
Its funny you know
These days i only know a handful of lesbians in the area
The only faggots to be found are on 4chan

>>8799795
>yeah im not autistic
You sure about that one?

>>8805610
Hooooooolyyyyyy shiiit. I fucking wish I could see that. Although Idd probebly go out of my way to make you run away from there crying