What would you add to this pasta, /ck/?

A little 'san on my 'sta

Pepper, chili flakes, oregano, and parsley.

Cheese and some baby spinach

>>8797971
Rat poison.

>>8797971
parm chee

>>8797980
this guy knows what he's about

but also some garlic

>>8798011
>this guy knows what he's about

Um why did you automatically assume my gender?

>>8797971
herbs like rosemary, thyme, oregano salt
roasted onion, garlic, carrots and zucchini

also >>8797987

>>8798011
Garlic is of course a must, I had assumed it would be in the sauce already.

>>8798013
you're right. i fucked up. i tend to use "guy" or "dude" as a unisex term, but i fucked it up with "what HE'S about." thanks for checking me.

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how about some fucking MEAT you faggots

I big fresh load of hot semen. My balls are literally throbbing for it.

>>8798026
Meat is 'spensive and anyone looking to spice up a bowl of worst pasta and a dollop of canned sauce is obviously poor

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>>8797971

If it's fresh, parmesan and oregano. If it's leftovers, crushed red pepper.

>>8798040

the amount of meat you're gonna add to that isn't exactly expensive.

I buy these massive butcher's deal 1kg hunks of lean ground beef that cost $11, I chunk it into 10 roughly 1/4lb blocks. the chunk of meat I put in usually ends up being the same price as the raw sauce, so I can feed 4 people a very hearty portion for like $1 per person, sometimes less.

you need to learn how to be poor.

>>8798071
>$11 for 1kg

See? 'spensive.
I wouldn't pay more than $5.

Powdered bleach

effort

>>8797971
>dumping red sauce out onbland flavourless noodles

Do Americans really do this?

>>8798302
How do you know they are bland? What does non-bland pasta look like?

Throw it away

Make some more pasta but instead of that shitty 'mato sauce use olive oil, sliced garlic fried in said olive oil, chopped parsley, squeeze of lemon, and some parmigiano reggiano OR GO FUCK YOUR MOTHA

>>8797971
fried mushies and panchooto, with shaved parmasen

>>8798031
Can I eat it?

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toss in some roasted roaches
they suit your cooking style

>>8798302
>being absolutely obsessed with americans
Do Europeans actually do this?

>>8797971
cum

IT NEEDS A SPICY MEAT A BALL

>>8798040
What makes you think that sauce is canned?

>>8798460
Yes, it's pathetic how much they think of us. It's like how American black people are obsessed with hating the whiteys. Europe confirmed for being the niggers of the developed world.

>>8799230
>one fag hates your guts or is just shitposting
>yeah man euros are just shit
Lmao

>>8798460
Only Americans or new worlders call pasta noodles, your either replying to a troll, a Canadian or yourself.

>>8798302
We do that in Italy too for what it is worth you memeing autist.

Semen

>>8798013
Low quality bait.

>>8799234
Its funny how Americans are the only ones getting off to that guy's posts yet they have the nerve to act butthurt.

>>8798026
this. fags

>>8797971
Some cracked peper, some parmesan, and semen for protein

>>8797971
Dignity

sauted dogintestines

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>>8797971
mozzarella parmesan black pepper and frozen veggie mix (carrot, pea, green bean, corn, limas).

That is exactly what I had for dinner last night and it was delicious. Of course the pasta was a better shape pic related

>>8798024
guy and dude are not unisex terms. Your internalized binary gender heirarchy and feminine dehumanization and erasure are showing.

>>8798055
Shit tier sauce, and on pasta? Despicable anon.

heavy cream and ground beef

>>8799495
I call groups of females guys all the time 'hey guys' 'do you guys need anything?' how does that dehumanize them?

Your double digit IQ is showing. .

>>8797971
a little parmesan, more pan fried garlic and onion, and some shredded rocket and basic. oregano flakes and a tiny bit of chilli oil for spice

>>8799906
basil not basic

>>8797971
More noodles

>>8797971
I like add peas and sweet corn to mine. Easy way to get a little veg.

>>8797971
I know a person who eats shells and marinara with sweetcorn and canned tuna mixed in. It is deplorable.

My mom would probably have added ground beef. Anyone else's mom do that with tomato sauce?

>>8799917

Are Americans really so stupid that they think pasta and noodles are one and the same? Has your failed education system and a life of eating decadent Western junk food harmed you this much?

>>8799651
saying that guys is a gender neutral term while the equivalent is not true of the female "girls" is saying that the neutral term (or neutral state) for people is male. This is saying that being a female is "different" from the normal or natural state of being.

People are brainwashed to believe that everyone is a guy but only women are girls. I'm not going to call you stupid but... are you actually giving this any thought?

>>8797971
>People eat this shit
Where the veggies and meat at nigger?

>>8797971
Lol, i would throw it out and make some more but with a proper sauce this time.

>>8801393

What's a proper sauce and how does it look different?

Why are so few people talking about how fundamentally terrible that pasta is

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>>8801568

Because it looks like hospital food, it doesn't need to be said
It has to be atrocious instead of barely tolerable

>>8797971
Cayene

>>8801568
Those noodles don't look that bad anon!

>>8801568
.
... because you really can't tell much by sight alone, and so, therefore, you are bullshitting?

>>8803666
You are a massive faggot and probably have no friends

>>8803666

Incorrect on both counts, but regardless, I fail to see what that has to do with the pasta.

>>8797971
the bottom of a trash bin

>>8797971

my shit