Alright so what should I do with this?

>>8796718
in before some boring ass person suggest lightly seasoning with only salt and pepper and serving with no sauce

Marinate overnight

Jesus Christ.

Get some veggies and make a little stew.

>>8796718
What is that? A sirloin? How thick is it?

What cut is it?

>>8796722
you need to do that with a good steak

op's steak looks like bargain basement hunk of shit

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Currently seasoning

>>8796718
apply seasoning
apply heat
apply to mouth

>>8796718
Throw it to your dog, or someone elses dog if you don't have one.

>>8796718
That looks sickeningly lean

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>>8796794

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Frying two minutes a side

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>>8796794
>>8796889

>>8796718
where's the marbling bro?

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Fully cooking now

you could cut it into pieces and stick each piece in your ass bro.

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>>8796949
WHAT ARE YOU DOING

What the fuck is the problem with OPs steak?

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Just resting

>>8796718
feed it to your cat

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>>8797345

Oh god.. he's about to do the cut into it shot...

Here comes the unavoidable disappointment we all knew we'd have to stomach eventually with this stupid thread.

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>>8797345
>just resting

For an hour... Wow. Op must have fucked up worse than I was expecting.

>>8796718
Make a poor man's filet mignon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RWJEOScToE

>>8796718
So there were cows at Auschwitz...

Jesus christ, you should probably over cook those peas some more....fuck

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>>8797548
>No Blue Rare

>>8797345
You should have cubed the steak. Butter, steak, stirfry. Do the same to veggies, if you want. Mayo and sriracha. Could've made some hibachi.

>>8796949
>>8797345
>>8796794
>>8796718

OP, can I give you a tip? With all due respect. A lot of spice rubs, and dry seasonings burn when you throw them in the pan. They're only recommended for grilling.

>>8796718
Broil it, London style

Is Op died

>>8797934

He ded. Like dis if u cri evrytime.

Cook on high heat with no seasoning flipping every 30 seconds until black and chewy.
Serve hot with catsup and a nuked bag of frozen mixed veggies.

>>8797944
F

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Best steak I've ever had

>>8797623
No they werent all the cows where in dacau get it? da-cow

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>>8796794

>>8798959

This looks disgusting. If that's "the best steak you've ever had" then that is truly sad.

>OP is either a terrible cook or went and bought a shitty steak to ruin for a laff
I don't know which is worse

>>8798959
>wasting food just to shitpost on /ck/
Sad!

>>8798959
I coughed when I opened this, and it wasn't one of those normal here-and-there coughs. It was one of those coughs when you see something so disgusting that it tickles your throat and you have to get it out

>>8800434

I also coughed. But it wasn't a normal cough.
It was one of those coughs where a licensed professional would have been able to tell if I were suffering from a hernia, had said professional also been holding my balls and exercising a well placed pinky.

>>8798959
carne asada from a roach motel/10

would probably eat, and be disgusted with self for eating. Then shit everywhere

Nice

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>first reply wasn't "put it in your ass"

You disappoint me /ck/.

>>8802492
/k/ would have delivered.

>>8798959
It's not cooked in the middle?
I like it nice and crispy and black on the outside and inside it should be grey and chewy

Then add plenty of ketchup

>>8797653
>eating raw meat