How often do anon pop corn micro wave?

>>8793012
Never. Shitty snack

the microwave is broken

>>8793012
Last time I pop corned a microwave there were sparks everywhere.

I don't own a microwave, or a television, or a murder cage, any more than I drink out of plastic cups, or make instant coffee, or use potato flakes. These are disgusting things for disgusting people.

>>8793012
Never because I don't want popcorn lung

>>8793020
>Not owning a murder cage.
But what do you murder in?!

>>8793020
>train hopping hobo has worn the same clothes since 2012
>thinks the rest of us are disgusting

>>8793020
>not using Government© issued Potato Flakes™
So you're autistic?

>>8793062
Lol, no. I have 5 different pairs of Allen Edmonds alone in my regular rotation (although I've soured on the brand since the county where they're based went solid Trump last fall, been moving to Spanish microbrands one pair at a time).

I can assure you I smell better than you. At the moment I'm wearing Heeley Sel Marin since it's the warmest day so far this spring.

>>8793098
You put on perfume to shitpost?

>>8793126
Yes, just for you anon

>>8793098
>>8793020
I like to imagine this isn't bait and someone like this actually exists

>>8793157
>these implications
But I'm the normal one